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yo imma fuck the upstairs neighbor chick again she brought tequila cuz shes mad at the babydaddy
There's a lot of sexual tension here, you guys just need to bang it out
Drinking the champagne of beers cuz I'm a classy MF
We hooked up yesterday tho and got plans for tomorrow.
She came over today after work and we smashed
It's hard out here for a pimp
It was one of those things man, she stayed the night for like a month straight so I was like why don't you just bring your stuff over so I don't...
I didn't do it, I'm snipped. I deny any and all allegations and defer any further questions to my attorney.
She was fine for awhile, she just relapsed. You know how much these people lie but she said she was clean for 2.5 years. It was overnight a...
She was hot lmao
I work from home 3 days a week so just gotta see her when I stop into the office for admin stuff
Man, so I kicked her out for real this time. I tried giving her another chance but I found some shit in the closet that I can't have under my...
So she was up til 4am doing her taxes and powdering her nose then has the nerve to wake me up at 8am flipping the fuck out she was late to work....
I like crazy, it keeps me on my toes :coolalt:
The psycho girlfriend is back
I kicked the girlfriend out, shes been up for 3 days straight staying up til 4am in the bathroom powdering her nose and tonight she had a mental...
I can get pussy for free, she at least needs to start making breakfast or something :coolalt:
Plus she drank half my bottle of Glenfiddich 18. Like what the fuck