Firstly, before you get any ideas boys, im a dude... Secondly, Id just bought a fleshlite (hence the following misunderstanding) So I was chillin out with me and my bong, baked as tits in my man-cave, when all of a sudden my mum comes rushing upstairs and says: "You left your instructions to your vibrator downstairs" (Lord knows why she thought it was a vibrator) She then leaves the room with me running after her trying my hardest to come up with an excuse while the room is spinning (I end up just yelling nooooo at her, because lets be honest, im not going to run after her saying 'dont worry mum, its only a rubber vagina!!) The following morning was rather awkward as we all sat down for breakfast, then as I proceeded to pack my lunch I absent-mindedly pulled out a cucumber (it goes really well with dip) and said hungrily "oooh yum"... My poor mother shot me a look of absolute disgust...
pic of mom pic of flashlight Pic of flashlight held in same frame as her. Or you're lyin. Don't let us down OP, don't be "that guy"
Reads thread....shakes head in ashame.....thinks again....my, aren't we all too fond of awkward moments... On a side note...how was fleshlight AWKWARD
instruction manuals who needs them they just lead to confusion headaches and GIGANTIC misunderstandings should have spent that money on weed
Last part is bs. The rest is really funny. But you sound really pathetic. Living in your moms man cave and using fleshlights.
LOL, an instruction manual included with a Fleshlight. 1. Pull penis out 2. Stick penis in fleshlight 3. Fuck furiously 4. ???? 5. Profit
haha maybe just didnt know how to call it if she saw the instructions and shes not super super duper dumb she should know its not a dildo
wow man, didn't you learn to sneak stuff at a younger age? how are you going to leave your fleshlight instructions laying about... well, since you're not good at sneaking around, just masturbate with the fleshlight enough times that your mother catches you. then just yell that it's a fake pussy you're fucking, and that you're not gay (props for doing this all while continuing to masturbate).