My bathroom towels smell like grapes

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by Recovery1CDR, Jan 22, 2011.

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  1. #1 Recovery1CDR, Jan 22, 2011
    Man I'm just sittin here poopin and smokin a onie then i remembered my story cuz i took the towel off the rack. grapes, now ya see here, yesterday i was in the same predicament as today, poopin and smokin and smelling this god damn grape towel, first i figured my mom changed the detergent but no alright well maybe (i took a hella long pause in real life) but then i figured nothing cuz i dont really know why it smells like grapes.

    But after i went and played xbox and rambled about why wrestling santa would be good for senior citizens 401k's so they can live longer so i went to get a coke, i got one of those glass bottles ones and i picked it up, fucking coldest thing in existence but then i drank it, that was the warmest thing in existence. wtf is up with refridgerators coolin down the glass and not my precious coke.

    I'm under the influence of that......CANNABIS sativa
     
  2. #2 Euphoric Toker, Jan 22, 2011
    Is it just me or are you high as a kite. Because that made no sense whatsoever
     
  3. #3 TokeitNbakeit, Jan 23, 2011
    Im high it made perfect sense.

    Woot.

    Hmm maybe your shampoo so when you dry off it makes it smell like grapes. Ima ponder this one :-D
     
  4. #4 bigdub7487, Jan 23, 2011
    cool story bro
     
  5. #5 Recovery1CDR, Jan 23, 2011

    no u :cool:
     
  6. #6 HeemeR, Jan 23, 2011
    Did you smoke an ounce to yourself in 5 minutes? thats what it sounds like.
     
  7. #7 Gotalighter?, Jan 23, 2011
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    Sounds like a p.I.I poster is intoxicated

    MaybE someones got new perfume?
     
  8. #8 freakie, Jan 23, 2011
    Ill have what he's having.
     
  9. #9 tokeahontas, Jan 23, 2011
    I'm drinking yoohoo out of a can....it's AWESOME! :hello:
     
  10. #10 Recovery1CDR, Jan 23, 2011

    i dropped my lighter in the toilet
     
  11. #11 mmm tacos, Jan 23, 2011
    i must be really fucked up right now to understand that..
     
  12. #12 Dettol, Jan 23, 2011
    Cool mom - she lets you smoke in the bathroom?
     
  13. #13 Recovery1CDR, Jan 23, 2011

    yaa mannn
     
  14. #14 iiLLmatic, Jan 23, 2011

    i must be really fucked up to understand that sober then
     
  15. #15 woahx5, Jan 23, 2011
    woah. that did make perfect sense. no joke.
     
  16. #16 Sunny Jim, Jan 23, 2011
    well they shouldn't.
     
  17. #17 socrox, Jan 23, 2011
    if i was just chillen taking a poop i would definitely smell me some grape towels
     
  18. #18 NancyReagan, Jan 23, 2011
    Pshh quit complaining, my towels smell like ass.
     
  19. #19 egyptian420, Jan 23, 2011
    to you underage tokers on here (we know you're here :smoke:) side effects of marijuana "euphoria" prime example here...
     
  20. #20 Spindles, Jan 23, 2011
    hahaha why would anyone not be stoned on this forum ;p

    it made sense, its fine. sometimes i can smell grapes when i walk past the grapes and its like why does that smell deserve to like override the others, maybe its like a level of smell classification, on like a scale, and grape is the most strongest smell...


    now i want like grapes, like grape flavour chewing gum, or like caramel slice, and coke, cherry :) wow cherry coke. anything with fruit ...
     
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