i recently got caught smoking marijuana.. my mom thinks im a crackhead, she doesnt know much about marijuana. Well today i asked her to get me some toothpaste cause i was running out, she goes "didnt i buy you toothpaste a couple months ago? why is it running out so fast? what are you doing with the toothpaste(suspecting im using it as a drug)" im like what the fuck are you talking about ive been brushing my teeth with the toothpaste. then she starts asking me if im still using drugs.. i just walked off.
Be careful... I've heard it's real easy to OD on Toothpaste. "If more than the amount used for brushing is swallowed... contact poison control center right away." There are so many better things to do for a recreational drug. I knew a kid who was addicted to toothpaste. He'd go through 3 full tubes in a WEEK. Yeah... That's what TP will do to you... soon, you'll lie and steal for it. It may clean and protect your teeth, but it rots your brain! Help support the M.A.A.T.= Mothers Against the Abuse of Toothpaste.
wtf!! lmfao wtf you should tell her your using the toothpaste to shoot up lmao tell her its a knock off herion lmao
DP, hilarious! popsson, wow... What is she going to do start siting in the bathroom with you while you brush? Or never buy it for you again? When I first read the subject of this thread I thought "whose isn't" but I do believe yours has most beat! You should rub a little on your upper lip resemebling Hitler's 'stash then take a stroll around the house. When you see her, salute her like Hitler. [yes yes I know that is really fucked up and mean, but she needs to get a grip... A mean joke like that may just do the trick.]
Haha, I don't consider that mean. I think that's funny. I mean - really, I don't think that is morally unjust whatsoever... if she's going to act like you're using toothpaste as, or to aid in the use of a recreational drug. Edit: Then, after that, if a cheapshot ever needs to be thrown, just refer to her as "The Toothpaste Nazi".
The funny part is that when I was a youngin, my ma used to buy me that nickelodeon toothpaste and i thought it tasted so good I would eat some after I'd brush me teeth, but I'm fine today, except for the fact I'm a little dumb down with TP
That sucks man. My mom hides all the scissors because she thinks I use it to somehow smoke weed with them.
haha my mom moved my big wood dresser drawer thing in front of my window because she thinks that will make me stop smoking out of that window. it worked... now i smoke out of the other window in my room.