post em if you got em i just did this, i thought it was hilarious Omegle conversation log 2011-07-24 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: hi Stranger: asl You: 25 m oregon You: u Stranger: 21 f wash' dc You: nice You: if were a centaur You: would you want to have sex with my horse cock? Stranger: wtf You: well would you? Stranger: only in the asss You: YEEEEEEEEES You: so when are you coming to oregon to eat my horse meat? Stranger: fucking creep Your conversational partner has disconnected.
i crack myself up Omegle conversation log 2011-07-24 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi You: hello Stranger: hi Stranger: asl Stranger: m/f Stranger: frm You: 25 f maine You: u You: ? Stranger: name You: marrisa You: who is this im talking to? Stranger: 22 m nikesh dahiya You: where is that? lol Stranger: nice baby Stranger: yes Stranger: cn u frnd in fb You: wanna cyber? You: ? Stranger: yes You: ok you start Stranger: cn u frnd in fb Stranger: ha na You: sorry i dont want to give out my fb to strangers Stranger: why You: cause i dont want any creepers stalking me lol You: lets do this i need to squirt Stranger: 7 inch You: mmmm yea. i take out your throbbing 7 in and slide my lips over them like a harmonica You: then i take out jamal, my huge black didldo and penetrate your virgin ass You: you scream, but i have you where i want you You: your crying like a little bitch as i go in and out with jamal Stranger: tum batao Stranger: contact number You: you mutter tum batao is jamal slides slowly in and out You: you ask for my number You: i tell you You: 515-491-8754 Stranger: tell ma now You: i pull jamal out and bitch slap you across the face Stranger: ye kya h? You: nows theres a giant mushroom on your left cheek You: i strap you to the bed You: and you cant move You: i place a wash cloth over your face You: and furiously pet my cat You: you scream in pleasure as i waterbord you with my juices Your conversational partner has disconnected.