The ponderables of life . . .

Discussion in 'Pandora's Box' started by Fizzly, Dec 27, 2015.

  1. We've all heard the stories about the alleged correlation between a guy's finger and dick size. But it's all stories I think, don't know if there's any truth to it at all.


    But here's what I'm wondering: There has been a young lady on my local news for the past couple of years or so, who has the sexiest lips -- the thick, sensuous Angelina Jolie type.


    If a woman has thick, sensuous, meaty lips does that mean her lower lips are also thick, sensuous, and meaty? I've had my share in the past 50 years, but I've never paid any attention to this.



    Any evidence, anecdotal or otherwise? [​IMG]


    Inquiring minds want to know! :eek:

     
  2. There was a lot more "vegetation" down below, back in the day. I didn't have much interest in getting my face down there and looking around.
    In fact it's just lately with all the porn there is around that I even started noticing the differences in appearance of these areas...
    so, you got me...[​IMG]
     


  3. LOL @ kids and their hatred and fear of pubic hair, and obsession with "little girl" bald cunts.



    I will have to examine the next woman's two sets of lips that I get naked with. But it ain't happening anytime soon.

     
  4. Ah memories. The whiff of urine from an unkempt overgrown jungle on an intoxicated young lady brings me back.

    I have never noticed Fizzly whether the correlation exists, you have raised a very important point that deserves some scientific research. I will keep an eye out.
     
  5. #5 s A t I v A, Dec 27, 2015
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    the dick/hand comparison has been proven untrue. science.

    however, every chick that I know with luscious lips has two sets.... that's my professional opinion.
     


  6. I usually fucked women who bathed regularly, so the urine thing was not a problem. What kinda pigs you got over there, SP? :confused:


    Okay, so keep track. Meanwhile I am working on getting funding for this from the US gov. We could all get very wealthy, especially after appearing on one of the TV shows to talk about our findings.


    The local news chick in question:




    [​IMG]

     
  7. My women are usually pissed drunk. With heavy drinking comes heavy pissing and thus that stale aroma of piss. The hair gets spattered with piss and bingo.

    To this day the smell of stale piss gets me hard.
     
  8. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Give me the nod chief and I will be on the first plane over, I can smell piss soiled knickers from 100 yards.
     
  9. It's so weird to see this post cuz I often wondered the same thing lol. Nice small pouty lips are so inviting. If I was single, I'd do some research on this haha...
     
  10. Will need pix. [​IMG]


    WTF is "bingo"? [​IMG]

     
  11. Bingo is what you shout if you fill your card while playing bingo. Bingo is favored by elderly ladies, it's all the rage over here.

    Bingo = result, win, hey presto, etc....
     
  12. Aren't you a retired terrorist? You may have a little problem getting in here, so just come up through Me-hee-co. [​IMG]



    Well that certainly clears it up.


    So does the bingo go on before the urine or after? [​IMG]

     
  13. Don't be worrying about that my friend, sure the only thing facing me is the TSA. When's the last time they caught anything apart from the tax payer?

    Bingo and urine go hand in hand although thankfully these days with the great advancements in incontinence care its not such a worry.

    Anytime you feel like shouting touchdown shout bingo instead Fizzly. You'll be all fancy and European. From my limited knowledge, US girls love a bit of European culture.
     


  14. ....

     
  15. Ah the gravy train is not to be sniffed at. I know lads working for the train and they are happy out. One of them is on small enough money with little to no promotion prospects but is happy out. The train is steady, you can rely on the train sure you will need to do something outrageous to get fired. That's where it's all gone wrong friend.
    I often think I should have jumped on the train 20 years ago instead of the failed attempt at world domination.

    Yes I was referring to the older ladies, I might add I would be talking 70+. A man has to have his guidelines to adhere to.

    The way you posted your post has created a problem I'm afraid, I can't remember what the 3rd thing was and and I can't be dealing with the
    stuff .
     
  16. I have found the US lady like her European cousin is much the same when it comes down to it.
     


  17. I have no idea what any of that means. :confused:
     
  18. :)

    Gravy Train = State
     
  19. Ok on "the gravy train" definition. We use that expression here too, although it doesn't necessarily mean a government job.



    I know plenty of people who work for government (too many, actually). They are all fucking spoiled, as they've come to think that their job is normal. Nothing about government work is comparable to a real job, much less running your own business like I've been doing for 31 years.


    Just out of principle I could NEVER work for any level of government -- for any reason (forget that I'm too old anyway.)


    Fuck the state. [​IMG]


    Now back to your Irish-English translation: What does "the
    stuff" mean? [​IMG]

     
  20. The
    stuff is the bane of my life. I use a cheap phone to access this site using the GC android app. When you try to edit a post you get lots of
    between paragraphs, it's some glitch in the app.

    I have big fingers and when typing i make mistakes that I only notice after i submit the post. If I go to edit my post it turns into a cluster fuck with
    here and
    there. It causes great stress and rage.

    I probably wouldn't stick it working for the state either although i have sub contracted before. Working direct would be a whole other ball game though. I can see the attraction though for family men and those who don't like risk.
     

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