alright every body salute. cuz im a vet to u rookies. a cigarette on the gas. and hard dick to the nookie. how u gon spit real nigga shit when u part bitch... im on some hood shit... said i wanted green yall offered parsnips... so its hard hits for all of u hoes... cuz im 100%... all pimp. in a room full of bad bitches i betcha all limp... palm titties ass and rabbits ... youd think i was doin magic... all wiz.... then go to the basket hard on her .... shawn kemp a norditrak for normak... maybe he'll get his whoreback. a dick fag .. the NiggaTina... lol... glory holin at da porn shack. wit flacidphere and faganus slug...lol jus playin... but how could i make this up. its more trannies in this bitch than drag night at a vegas club... i need pot too like i need a dollar..... i got weed.... u need to borrow..... try go mean u succ...like renee said... but renee?! nice ppl swallow. B-)
Looks like you're the sucka who got the short stick, Thinking you're a badass, when really you're a prick. I kan sp3ll c00l 2, butt wit rappin it's got nuttin 2 do. You're spitting a lot about the sex game, Must be an area you carry a lot of shame... Must be hard finding boys you can tame. Must be hard looking at that sock after you done came... Or maybe you think that's just how you'll get to fame? I'll tell you what more son, You better step your rap game up next time, Throw in some thought, vocabulary, maybe even a pun... I'm already bored with you so hopefully somebody else will ding my chime. And they better be packing heat, and I'm not talking about a gun, I want to hear more than rap about hoes and crime.
Yup, still fucking here Brickshithouse left and posted in Post A Verse for awhile, but i dont know man i havent seen him in awhile, where have you been? Spitting horror core in the corridor of the corner store, If i run out of porn and oreos i know i can just order more, I am the name you should not say as if my name were Voldemort, If you ever come back from my rap you better make a bold retort , If you havent heard of me yet, im dirtier than period sex, Rap Battle Vet with a catalyst breath, bitch im as raw as it gets, Acid the Assassin attacking the most average of you faggots, I'll have you running out of shit to say like you was an asthmatic.
[quote name="Acidphere" post="19433754" timestamp="1391065098"]Yup, still fucking hereBrickshithouse left and posted in Post A Verse for awhile, but i dont know man i havent seenhim in awhile, where have you been? Spitting horror core in the corridor of the corner store, If i run out of porn and oreos i know i can just order more, I am the name you should not say as if my name were Voldemort,If you ever come back from my rap you better make a bold retort, If you havent heard of me yet, im dirtier than period sex, Rap Battle Vet with a catalyst breath, bitch im as raw as it gets, Acid the Assassin attacking the most average of you faggots, I'll have you running out of shit to say like you was an asthmatic. [/quote]Yo acidsphere, no fear hearing your bullshit talk in this atmosphereYou aint got game, your the easiest bitch to tameMy name may rhyme with prozak and asscrack, least im not a black cracker following shitty ass crackThis wont link, stop to think, take a picture before i blink.Yo too slow, getting up from belowGet off the cock and look at the clockIts past my bedtime, time to stop this rhyme! Rap l8a, al1g8a. Sent from my iPhone using Grasscity Forum
The names furittus, im murkin kids but you know thisThey refer to him as shoot and missI can concurr the roots I listGrow like hercules and brute sized fistsI picked up rap to try it outGot lost down every single routeWhats this green? Seems obceneTake a puff, live the dreamSent from my SGH-I337M using Grasscity Forum mobile app
I can see why yall never battle me ignoring me collectively You could afford not facing truth my words are my weaponry Deep treasures beneath breaths spit better in mist of things Devilish quick when I slide a flow I'm living eyeing wins Tyrant tounge shine bright like suns you a decimal of pies I have won my damn hun he might slamn dunk in our life
Wut Rap game Bieber? That would be an upgrade All your bars are boring, mine are all tighter than buttrape Next year is xxl Bet im on that 1train Lines so deep, so cold, in the shark tank I seen you on that park bench Someone call up dr. Carson Your face looks like you smashed into a tree, oh tarzan When you rap, everybody leaves; who farted Puff puff hold, you probably never should have started
Hey man, nice to see you're still rhymin... getting better too. I'm about to bounce but I'll have a few lines up by tonight. (And no, I won't be working on them till then... I prefer to just get in the "zone" and let it flow so I won't be cheating any)
Heres a little epic Battle Hitler vs Vader go ahead and watch after you bake your head like a tater http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFS-Mfb_Aiw
BIG L REST IN PEACE Fuck all the glamours and glitz, I plan to get rich I'm from New York and never was a fan of the Knicks And I'm all about expanding my chips You mad cause I was in the van with your bitch With both hands on her tits Corleone hold the throne, that you know in your heart I got style plus the way that I be flowing is sharp A while back I used to hustle, selling blow in the park Counting g stacks and rocking ice that glow in the dark Forever hottie hunting, trigger temper I'm quick to body something You looking at me like I'm probably fronting I fuck around and throw three in your chest and flee to my rest I'm older and smarter this is me at my best I stopped hanging around y'all cause niggas like you Be praying on my downfall, hoping I flop Hoping I stop, you probably even hope I get locked Or be on the street corner with a pipe smoking the rock I got more riches than you, fuck more bitches than you Only thing I haven't got is more stitches than you Fucking punk, you ain't a leader what, nobody followed you You was never shit, your mother should have swallowed you You on some tag-along flunky yes man shit Do me a favor; please get off the next man dick And if you think I can't fuck with whoever, put your money up Put your jewels up, no fuck it put your honey up Put your raggedy house up nigga or shut your mouth up Before I buck lead and make a lot of blood shed Turn your tux red, I'm far from broke, got enough bread And mad hoes, ask Beavis I get nothing Butthead My game is vicious and cruel Fucking chicks is a rule If my girl think I'm loyal then that bitch is a fool How come you can listen to my first album And tell where a lot of niggas got they whole style from? So what you acting for? You ain't half as raw, you need to practice more Somebody tell this nigga something, before I crack his jaw You running with boys, I'm running with men I'm a be ripping the mics until I'm a hundred and ten Have y'all niggas like "damn it this nigga done done it again" I throw slugs at idiots, no love for city cops I sport a pretty watch, eight-hundred and fifty rocks I'm making wonderful figures I don't fuck with none of you niggas I might pull out this gun on your niggas And rob every last one of you niggas
Big L? what the hellSitting back cracking sack by the thirty mothafucka dozenYour on my list, time to make mistBus rides, time slides, life goes, bongs flow.Im trying, unmedicated unintentionally uneducated drugs are bad, dont do drugs, so there will be more for me, and for you, just maybe youI aint got a clue, this beat is slow, like ya hoe Takes a while aint real breezy, cause she so MOTHAFUCKEN SLEEZY!Yo, i aint giv a fuk lets cruise to the news of this new calibrews! Im from cali, not from the states, cali cali cali qld bruSent from my iPhone using Grasscity Forum
You know what would be sick? everybody in this thread record a line and someone edit it together to a sick beat! GC Rap! Sent from my iPhone using Grasscity Forum
Thanks man Appreciate it a lot, writing is one of my favorite hobbies. Got to keep it fresh. I went back to see when i first started writing in this thread and how i sucked so bad, and my set-ups were just terrible. (and how ignorant i was to think they were fire). Its good to put in the work and have people notice the improvements. The praise on here is helping the cause of me sticking with what i love on here and in real life. The more i write the more i can freestyle and the bitches love it in real life. haha Good to see you still popping in to see whats good and taking the time to read what i put down.
Let me in, so I can get some of this shit Smack the fuck outta Obama (Oh no he didn't) Oh yes I just did I says what I want, I don't give a fuck That The FOX news van? Nope, it's the NSA truck I'm the real Bill O'Really, y'all niggas feel me I might be a fruit but y'all niggas can't peel me Shitting on the President, hatin on them Lesbians forever against dark skins and Mexicans Where da fuck is my fence, to keep out degenerates To rich to give two shits about the poor and the desperates Fuck all dat weed, put down all them trees Love for White Jesus is all y'all bitches need Smacking yo lips, grabbing yo dicks Sarah Palin's a lady not some niggas bitch cashing them checks when you didn't pay in hustlin for dollas that ain't taxed to begin with You say my systems fucked cause y'all bitches can't eat I'm doing well even my pet fishes get meat The problems you gots is yo problems alone I swim in gold coins like Scrooge McDuck when he's home I love Israel My shit doesn't smell I'm rich and White bitch, I can't go to hell Just get a whiff of me, look at me, I'm the muthafucking Epitome I'm Fair and Balanced .. was the man on the grass when the last Dem came through Dallas Spittn this shit is just what I do..I get paid to sound like a fool Gettin laid by them skinny blonde hatchet faced hoes that's right my niggas I curl Ann Coulter's toes Corporate Conglomerate, thanks I'm on top of it mixing the kool-aid that keeps Conservatives hopping and shit Yeah niggas look for me I'm mainstream as shit my fans live in trailer parks and still they supporting me And they do what I says, they listen to me Putting Republicans back in..... in 2016. Peace bitches....LOL This is a JOKE...so don't you mother fuckers go falling in love with Bill O'Reilly now.