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Rules to Never Get Busted

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by Smooth Criminal, Mar 26, 2012.

  1. #1 Smooth Criminal, Mar 26, 2012
    Last edited by a moderator: Apr 1, 2012
    If you only follow these rules really good,it's nearly impossible to get busted by the cop's.;)




    Never leave your place of residence with your ganja
    . I realize that for those who do not grow its impossible to not have mary in your car because chances are you have to drive to pick up. Have a safe place in your car to stash your stash(behind air vents, under your front or rear bumper.

    Remember that marijuana is illegal and state laws vary in every state. Know the laws against marijuana and take the time to brush up on laws regarding prosecution and possible "get-out-of-jail-free" passes. A smart stoner is a safe stoner. Know your rights.

    Keep your mouth shut. You never know who the person your talking to might accidentally or purposely repeat things to.

    In regards to growing, never purchase growing supplies via credit/debit cards. Leave no paper trail and no assumptions can be made as to what your buying.

    Text messaging your dealer is not a good idea, ever. Call him and use slang/code to say what you want. People have been caught because of texting there dealers, even dealers have been caught.

    Smoke before you go out not during. Doing this is a simple way of reducing yet another factor to getting caught. If you really feel the need to do this, then ventilate your vehicle thoroughly.

    If you go out try not to smell like weed. Do an air out of your car, spray perfume/cologne, chew gum/mints, etc. Cops are trained to detect smells and as you know,marijuana isnt exactly what febreeze looks for in fresh scents.

    Be aware of your surroundings. While driving, at home, out with friends, etc. Know whos behind you(driving), know who lives next to you(in regards to smoking/growing-indoors,outdoors) and know who is around you(at parties, when with friends, when out). People are busy-bodies. All it takes is for someone to over hear you and tell the law.

    In the event that you are pulled over and asked questions regarding to substances, deny everything. You are a perfect sunflower and you dont know whats going on. "No officer, I dont smoke marijuana.I have asthma.

    Never break your weed up into separate(individual) baggies. Only ever break your buds up when your toking or when you make that sale. If you are arrested and a cop sees that you have these separate baggies, even if you dont intend to sell(some people break up buds to keep track of consumption), they will charge you with the intent to sell. Fines and penalties are much more severe in the majority of states.

    Never stash your scale with your buds and never carry and scale with you in your vehicle. Police will charge you with the intent to sell if they find a scale/buds even if buds arent in individual baggies.

    Selling out of your residence at your own risk. The last thing you wanna do is have someone that only knows you because of dealing know where you live. People will and can fuck your shit up. It only takes one crazy person to come into your house and steal your stash/supplies/cash/anything.

    "If caught privately but red-handed by someone, like a boss, finish taking your hit, then look him/her in the eye and, with that breath-held grunt, offer them a hit. This only happened to me once, and when I did what I did, the boss waved it off and said "nah, I seen what that shit done to people in Viet Nam" to which I replied, "I was in Viet Nam". He turned around and whimpered back inside . . . never came up again."

    When picking up: If your picking up indoors then always make sure to walk in with something(ie: small box, backpack, gift box, opaque drinking container-empty) to make it less obvious that you just picked up a fat sac. If picking up at a random outside location make sure to great the dealer like there your friend. Talk to them for a bit to make it less obvious. The golden rule of outdoor pick ups is to place one hand(in a fist) in there vehicle with the money. Once dealer has money chat with him a little longer as he hands you the sac. Always pick the sac up with the same hand thats already in the vehicle. As you turn to walk away turn so that the hand with the sac is against the vehicle as you slip it into there pocket.

    Alway's try to keep weed between yourself.For example) Don't go all around the city smoking/talking about it with friend's.

    Alway's delete your messages and the phone call's in a short amount of time.You never know when you'll get caught.This won't help the police while their investigating.

    Alway's stay away from sketchy shit.


    If you have the option, smoke marijuana in the privacy of your home rather than on the road. When driving, you are more visible and have less protection against search and seizure.

    Never keep drugs in the glove box of your car. The second thing an officer wants to see, after a driver's license, is vehicle registration, which is usually kept in the glove box. The officer's eyes and flashlight will often inspect the glove box as it is opened, and he'll be looking for drugs.

    Do not leave roaches in your car's ashtray. If open, this is one of the first places any officer will look if he suspects that you are a drug user.

    Another good place to keep drugs is inside a common object that most people would never suspect of being a container for drugs, like a toothbrush case, a soap case or a make-up compact.

    Avoid carrying marijuana in a car or in public if you are drinking. The breath and lack of coordination of a person drinking alcohol is noticeable, and may catch the attention of police.

    When carrying marijuana in a car, obey all traffic laws to avoid being stopped by police. Don't speed, run stop signs, or weave in the road.

    Don't look like someone who would consume drug's.Alway's have good look's,and try not to hand out with thug's or people who are not respected by the police.

    Make sure all headlights, taillights, brake lights and signal lights on your car are in working order. Carrying cannabis in a car with a busted headlight is a good way for being arrested for violation of a light law and possession of marijuana.

    Your license plate and other local requirements, such as inspection stickers, should be up to date to avoid any untimely traffic stops.

    If you are in possession of marijuana in public while intoxicated, be careful not to appear that way.

    While in possession of cannabis, avoid any potential disturbance of the peace, or other situations that police could be called to resolve.

    Never carry marijuana into a place of business. If you are suspected of shoplifting, you could be subjected to a search.

    When in possession of marijuana, be polite to police officers. They consider attitude to be very important, and that would be no time to make a bad impression.

    Don't wear drug related messages on tee shirts or bumper stickers when carrying marijuana. It's not good advertising and could be construed as probably cause to suspect the presence of drugs.

    Keep all contraband and paraphernalia in one place, whether driving or at home. If you are ever searched you should have only one place to worry about.

    Avoid carrying more than one bag of marijuana. If you are arrested for two small bags of pot, you can be charge with possession for resale [a felony], even if the combined weight of the bags is within the range of a misdemeanor. Also, avoid carrying more than one type of drug. If busted, it would mean two charges instead of one.

    Avoid carrying weapons or other potentially illegal items where they can be observed when in possession of marijuana. An officer who spots your weapon will have probable cause to search further, and may find your cannabis.

    If you live in a dormitory, apartment or any situation in which marijuana smoke can be a problem, consider buying an air purifier.

    When going out, carry only what marijuana you need. A small amount is easier to conceal, and if busted, it will put you in a better bargaining position.

    Never give police consent to search if you are carrying marijuana. If they ask you for permission to search, it usually means they realize that they don't have a right to make the search without your consent. Many attorneys advise not to give consent, even if you are clean. It is a bad precedent.

    Even in the privacy of your own home, avoid leaving roaches in ashtrays or other bits of evidence in open view.

    In deciding where to keep your stash, consider that, if you are arrested, police have the right to search the area in which you can reach, jump, or crawl without a search warrant, even in the privacy of your home.
     
  2. Post this in tokers QA
     
  3. this is a fucking proper guide eh
    good job man.
     
  4. So in other words, don't be stupid.
     
  5. This is very informative. Props.
     
  6. obey, and been obeying alot of these 'guidelines' for many years. very well written my friend.
     
  7. im printing this
     
  8. Theres a DVD called never get busted. Its pretty good I suggest watching it.
     
  9. Great Post!

    Really?
    This thread fits the posted guide lines.
     
  10. [quote name='"gangsta91995"']If you only follow these rules really good,it's nearly impossible to get busted by the cop's.;)

    Never leave your place of residence with your ganja. I realize that for those who do not grow its impossible to not have mary in your car because chances are you have to drive to pick up. Have a safe place in your car to stash your stash(behind air vents, under your front or rear bumper.

    Remember that marijuana is illegal and state laws vary in every state. Know the laws against marijuana and take the time to brush up on laws regarding prosecution and possible "get-out-of-jail-free" passes. A smart stoner is a safe stoner. Know your rights.

    Keep your mouth shut. You never know who the person your talking to might accidentally or purposely repeat things to.

    In regards to growing, never purchase growing supplies via credit/debit cards. Leave no paper trail and no assumptions can be made as to what your buying.

    Text messaging your dealer is not a good idea, ever. Call him and use slang/code to say what you want. People have been caught because of texting there dealers, even dealers have been caught.

    Smoke before you go out not during. Doing this is a simple way of reducing yet another factor to getting caught. If you really feel the need to do this, then ventilate your vehicle thoroughly.

    If you go out try not to smell like weed. Do an air out of your car, spray perfume/cologne, chew gum/mints, etc. Cops are trained to detect smells and as you know,marijuana isnt exactly what febreeze looks for in fresh scents.

    Be aware of your surroundings. While driving, at home, out with friends, etc. Know whos behind you(driving), know who lives next to you(in regards to smoking/growing-indoors,outdoors) and know who is around you(at parties, when with friends, when out). People are busy-bodies. All it takes is for someone to over hear you and tell the law.

    In the event that you are pulled over and asked questions regarding to substances, deny everything. You are a perfect sunflower and you dont know whats going on. "No officer, I dont smoke marijuana.I have asthma.

    Never break your weed up into separate(individual) baggies. Only ever break your buds up when your toking or when you make that sale. If you are arrested and a cop sees that you have these separate baggies, even if you dont intend to sell(some people break up buds to keep track of consumption), they will charge you with the intent to sell. Fines and penalties are much more severe in the majority of states.

    Never stash your scale with your buds and never carry and scale with you in your vehicle. Police will charge you with the intent to sell if they find a scale/buds even if buds arent in individual baggies.

    Selling out of your residence at your own risk. The last thing you wanna do is have someone that only knows you because of dealing know where you live. People will and can fuck your shit up. It only takes one crazy person to come into your house and steal your stash/supplies/cash/anything.

    "If caught privately but red-handed by someone, like a boss, finish taking your hit, then look him/her in the eye and, with that breath-held grunt, offer them a hit. This only happened to me once, and when I did what I did, the boss waved it off and said "nah, I seen what that shit done to people in Viet Nam" to which I replied, "I was in Viet Nam". He turned around and whimpered back inside . . . never came up again."

    When picking up: If your picking up indoors then always make sure to walk in with something(ie: small box, backpack, gift box, opaque drinking container-empty) to make it less obvious that you just picked up a fat sac. If picking up at a random outside location make sure to great the dealer like there your friend. Talk to them for a bit to make it less obvious. The golden rule of outdoor pick ups is to place one hand(in a fist) in there vehicle with the money. Once dealer has money chat with him a little longer as he hands you the sac. Always pick the sac up with the same hand thats already in the vehicle. As you turn to walk away turn so that the hand with the sac is against the vehicle as you slip it into there pocket.

    Alway's try to keep weed between yourself.For example) Don't go all around the city smoking/talking about it with friend's.

    Alway's delete your messages and the phone call's in a short amount of time.You never know when you'll get caught.This won't help the police while their investigating.

    Alway's stay away from sketchy shit.

    If you have the option, smoke marijuana in the privacy of your home rather than on the road. When driving, you are more visible and have less protection against search and seizure.

    Never keep drugs in the glove box of your car. The second thing an officer wants to see, after a driver's license, is vehicle registration, which is usually kept in the glove box. The officer's eyes and flashlight will often inspect the glove box as it is opened, and he'll be looking for drugs.

    Do not leave roaches in your car's ashtray. If open, this is one of the first places any officer will look if he suspects that you are a drug user.

    Another good place to keep drugs is inside a common object that most people would never suspect of being a container for drugs, like a toothbrush case, a soap case or a make-up compact.

    Avoid carrying marijuana in a car or in public if you are drinking. The breath and lack of coordination of a person drinking alcohol is noticeable, and may catch the attention of police.

    When carrying marijuana in a car, obey all traffic laws to avoid being stopped by police. Don't speed, run stop signs, or weave in the road.

    Make sure all headlights, taillights, brake lights and signal lights on your car are in working order. Carrying cannabis in a car with a busted headlight is a good way for being arrested for violation of a light law and possession of marijuana.

    Your license plate and other local requirements, such as inspection stickers, should be up to date to avoid any untimely traffic stops.

    If you are in possession of marijuana in public while intoxicated, be careful not to appear that way.

    While in possession of cannabis, avoid any potential disturbance of the peace, or other situations that police could be called to resolve.

    Never carry marijuana into a place of business. If you are suspected of shoplifting, you could be subjected to a search.

    When in possession of marijuana, be polite to police officers. They consider attitude to be very important, and that would be no time to make a bad impression.

    Don't wear drug related messages on tee shirts or bumper stickers when carrying marijuana. It's not good advertising and could be construed as probably cause to suspect the presence of drugs.

    Keep all contraband and paraphernalia in one place, whether driving or at home. If you are ever searched you should have only one place to worry about.

    Avoid carrying more than one bag of marijuana. If you are arrested for two small bags of pot, you can be charge with possession for resale [a felony], even if the combined weight of the bags is within the range of a misdemeanor. Also, avoid carrying more than one type of drug. If busted, it would mean two charges instead of one.

    Avoid carrying weapons or other potentially illegal items where they can be observed when in possession of marijuana. An officer who spots your weapon will have probable cause to search further, and may find your cannabis.

    If you live in a dormitory, apartment or any situation in which marijuana smoke can be a problem, consider buying an air purifier.

    When going out, carry only what marijuana you need. A small amount is easier to conceal, and if busted, it will put you in a better bargaining position.

    Never give police consent to search if you are carrying marijuana. If they ask you for permission to search, it usually means they realize that they don't have a right to make the search without your consent. Many attorneys advise not to give consent, even if you are clean. It is a bad precedent.

    Even in the privacy of your own home, avoid leaving roaches in ashtrays or other bits of evidence in open view.

    In deciding where to keep your stash, consider that, if you are arrested, police have the right to search the area in which you can reach, jump, or crawl without a search warrant, even in the privacy of your home. [/quote]

    Wow, very insightful...
     
  11. #12 SuperBlazed, Mar 27, 2012
    Last edited by a moderator: Mar 27, 2012
    double post
     
  12. Always consent to searches (excluding your home): Most lawyers will recommend you exactly the opposite, to not consent. But the cops have a little dirty trick up their sleeve, when you do not consent it sets off a red flag and they already know you hide something, maybe it's a porn mag or a pair of your girlfriends underwear depending on how "marijuana-friendly" you look they will decide whether you worth their time or not, they will call a K-9 unit the dogs are trained on "false-positives" they will always indicate of marijuana smell in your car giving the cops the right to get in. Sometimes you might want to have a porno mag etc as a "bluff"

    Sometimes it's a good idea to have a cat in the car, or better yet put the weed together with food so when the dog indicates of smell they will think he wants the food.

    The 3 hour rule: It takes about 3 hours for marijuana smell to evaporate from the air tight baggie, if a dog will sniff you 3 hours after that baggie was changed he will smell it. Don't waste your time on "masking" smells, it doesn't work.
     
  13. [quote name='"SuperBlazed"']Always consent to vehicle searches: [/quote]

    Ignore this advice.
     
  14. yea, i was gonna say, you wont even have to consent to anything if you dont get yourself into that situation. i can vouch for that. ive been pulled over sooo many times.
    BUT
    now that i keep track of my shit, and stay on my game i dont get pulled over
    or even looked at like im doing something wrong
    aniother thing to teach the younger kids
    dont wear clothes that scream out ' i smoke weed'.
    its a dead giveaway, youll learn that the older you get haha/ took me years
     

  15. Yeah how about we take a 16 year olds Israeli kids word over someone with actual experience in the field.

    Watch a couple of episodes of COPS see how they handle tough guys like you there...
     
  16. [quote name='"SuperBlazed"']

    Yeah how about we take a 16 year olds Israeli kids word over someone with actual experience in the field.

    Watch a couple of episodes of COPS see how they handle tough guys like you there...[/quote]

    16 year old Israeli kid? I'm 23 and American, but nice try? And "tough guy," lol. I go above and beyond to be as friendly and polite as possible to police officers. You do realize there's ways to refuse searches without being disrespectful or seeming like a criminal, right?

    And it's not difficult to understand why your advice is terrible. If you give an officer consent to search, they will find your bud and you will have absolutely no ground to stand on in court. If you do refuse and they search anyway, or if they call dogs in, at least you have the possibility of getting off on illegal search procedures.
     

  17. I was referring to OP. They are going to search you any way the only difference is if you do consent and just take it easy like a normal person would (because he has nothing to hide) the search is going to take exactly 5 seconds, the cop is going to check for any huge amounts and let you go, but if you so much as dare to say no they are going to search the car until they find something, if they won't then they will gather 30 cops and think together how can they fuck you over. So enjoy watching them taking your car apart checking deep in your angus for weed.

    Obviously the 5 second period will be longer if you're wearing a Bob Marley t-shirt or have one of those vietnam vet stickers on your car but that's just common sense.
     

  18. not getting pulled over and put into a search situation is very well common sense too my man. thats the point op is making.
    just so you dont have to deal with any of those terrible situations, dont get into them. its VERY easy. it takes quite a bit of maturity though to acquire said skills.
     

  19. Yeah I was making a rule you have to go by if actually do get pulled over, you could just make 1 rule to give up on smoking weed then you would NEVER get busted.
     

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