Flushing Body Out ADVICE BLADES?

i think its too late to be clean, depending on how much u smoke and when.....i have passed a 5 screen panel using the dilution method and i was smoking. in fact i have passed a few times.....dont know if u know the steps but they can be found,.....ill post what i did if u want

 

I mean worst case...dunno if this is the method but it was something like 150ml of thc Activates the test to prove positive.. But if 149 given for test,it would be negative. Soooooo Piss a little in the bowl, Piss a little in the cup and the remaining urine is DUMPED Kb water...why? Because the end if your urine is THE MOST CONCENTRATED. How? Do I know? My physiology teacher told me. So ya. Then what you do is get some water from the bowl to make it look good.

Good luck

Have fun
What's the test about? Btw

 

its not too late. Take niacin I guess I just did that for a probation test and itr worked, although im not sure if it was the niacin or the amount of water i drank when I took the test. If you want to try this out let me knowe ill tell you the steps

 

For the record, passing a piss test means your piss is clean, not necessarily your blood.

 

Mhm. If your worried about your blood not be clean for this study then I don't think there is much you can do in a week. Best advice would be constantly drink water, eat a ton of apples, and exercise like crazy.

 

I have a similar problem right now. Im trying to get a job with a hospital but I smoked recently (right before I found out about the open position) and the interview and piss test are coming up in a few days... I dont know whats my best option but I need this job, ill be getting paid 23 an hour if I get it

Any advice my fellow stoners?

 

[quote name='"TokingDaily420"']its not too late. Take niacin I guess I just did that for a probation test and itr worked, although im not sure if it was the niacin or the amount of water i drank when I took the test. If you want to try this out let me knowe ill tell you the steps[/quote]

How do I go about doing this? Also, is niacin safe? Lol

 

Dollar Tree has 1 dollar home marijuauajanana tests, How do i know? I saw them thru the window and purchased some. They work, i failed and had been smoking. So maybe you can buy a couple and use them as a gague for how long you need to leave your hose running, the general rule of thumb is 3X the container size of water..... Naw really though, get some niacin, cranberry juice and lots of water, Go on some runs/ excersizzzze and shit and sweat some of those toxins out.. Also i was serious about those dollar pot tests, they're real... they might help lol

 

I only read the title but some sulfuric acid and a plunger might come in handy.

 

so heres what i do...got it off another forum......take 4 aspirins 12 hours before test....drink water, cranberry juice, berry juice, gatorade.......drink a bunch of water before bed. wake up early and pee.......drink 32oz of water right away. drink 8oz of fluids every 15 minutes till u gotta void every 20 mins or so.....keep doing this until test.....u can creatine load by eating red meat to keep the levels up in the pee....also b vitamins or regular multi vitamins to make pee look more yellow than clear......thats about it.....worked for me 5 times. one time i smoked saturday as usual and got tested monday. passed....good luck to all

 

I just took a test that I sub for. It wasn't warm enough so I had to be "watched" but try again. I knew that wasn't going to work. After 2 attempts I sd I just can't pee with someone in here. I "may get another chance tomorrow. Although it's doubtful, I still want to be prepared. I've been clean for 6 days. I weigh 150 at 5'3". I need to try something. I'm pretty sure I'm screwed but it can't hurt to ask.
Has anyone tried the visine?

 

I wish I could scream at every single person who asks about passing a drug test, that DRINKING A TON OF WATER OR CRANBERRY JUICE FOR DAYS/WEEKS IS NOT GOING TO CLEAN YOUR SYSTEM.
 
The THC metabolites that are tested for in urine, are stored in your fat cells. The only thing that will clean them out, is burning these fat cells. So two things, exercise, and time. Those are the only things that will clean you out.
 
Now, that's not to say there aren't other ways to beat a drug test. If you're still dirty, you can try to lower the concentration of metabolites in your urine under the 50 ng/ml limit, by diluting it. That, is when you start chugging. As in the day of, or if it's in the morning, the day before the test. Lots of water, Gatorade, coffee, grape or cranberry juice, all that good stuff. An over the counter diuretic can also help with this.
 
If doing the dilution method, you also have to take color, creatinine level, and specific gravity into account. Eat plenty of meat in the few days prior to the test, or take creatine supplement if you have it. Take a B-complex or multivitamin that morning, to give your urine yellow color.
 
There's also fruit pectin (Certo or SureJell), which when ingested binds to the THC metabolites, temporarily diverting them through the digestive tract with the pectin instead of into your urine, giving you a window. If using this method, drink a package of it mixed into a quart of water or Gatorade a couple hours prior to the test. Then start drinking more fluids, this will end up being the urine passed within that window. Aside from adding the fruit pectin of course, this method essentially has the same rules as dilution alone.
 
Zinc, aspirin, and niacin all supposedly have masking effects for various types of urine tests, but none are reliable. As mentioned earlier in the thread, midstream piss is 'cleaner' than that at the beginning or end, so fill the cup with that. Make sure you eat plenty the day before and day of your test, you don't want to burning any more fat cells, and thus releasing more THC metabolites. Detox drinks are essentially the things I've listed above, perhaps with some flavor and coloring added, with a much fatter price tag, so you're probably better off without them.
 
THC can stay in the blood anywhere from twelve hours to a week, depending on how heavily you use it. Obviously, not much of a way around that if that's the test method they're using.
 
For piss tests, there's always the sub club

 

Drinking it? I wouldn't suggest that
 
Visine can create a false negative for THC metabolites (not the case with other things) when added to the sample, but this only works for EMIT tests, not RIA or GC/MS. I'm unsure if it's one of the many adulterants that labs will test for.
 
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/2467764

 

This thread old af.