What's the highest thing you've ever heard somebody say?

Thought this might be a funny thread haha, the highest thing i've ever heard somebody say was first semester this year when my roommate asked us "Hey, when people get shot in the stomach, does stomach acid pour out of the bullet hole and burn their shit up?"

haha there's been others but I cant remember them right now

"wait a second.... why the fuck am i on the roof"

long story, but it was the funniest thing i have ever heard

"what if weed is just a figment of our imagination, and the gov't is just using it as a way of picking up on the malcontents out there, and that when you smoke it's just really the gov't erasing parts of your memory and slowing down time so you don't notice that they're controlling you"

or something very similar to that

Dude I'm paul bunyan

My buddy and I were driving around in the icy hills of Mt.hood national forest with the windows up smoking bowl after bowl, twas a faded ride indeed. We come to this really long turn and half way through hes looks over at me with eyes squinty as hell and asks "Are we in a car right now?"....he was driving... Ever since then i pretty much ask him the same thing when ever were in the car together haha.

Us: "Didn't you just go to the bathroom?"
Friend: "Yea, but i forgot to take a piss"

In college, I smoked out this newbie girl along with a few other friends. After a few bowls, I noticed that she had just been sitting there for a long time not saying shit so I asked her how she felt. She said, "I feel.......like Connect 4...." and absolutely refused to offer anything else up for about an hour.

Walking with three friends, just got done blazing at the care center. We had walked there to get a bag and grab a friend from work. Right as we were leaving my friend calls the same friend we are with, and he had the ring tone A Milli by Little Wayne (this was 8th grade when that song came out).

Matt: What's a gone to a goblin? (singing it)

Tyler (red eyed, squinting hard and in all seriousness): Macaroni to Cheese.

Walking with three friends, just got done blazing at the care center. We had walked there to get a bag and grab a friend from work. Right as we were leaving my friend calls the same friend we are with, and he had the ring tone A Milli by Little Wayne (this was 8th grade when that song came out).

Matt: What's a gone to a goblin? (singing it)

Tyler (red eyed, squinting hard and in all seriousness): Macaroni to Cheese.

dude you would have to be really high to try deciphering a lill wayne song

highest till I passed out or better yet "greened" out and lose all feeling of my nervous system it just shut down so I was immobile it was pretty crazy!!!

Dude, who's weed is this? *holds up his own bag o weed*

"600 thousand feet"

They didnt say any just their actions. Pizza was in the over for 30 minutes, Sadly oven wasn't on lol

My friend: "Hey let's go the the store to get some bread." Me: "Grilled cheese?" My friend: "No.. Moses would want us to."

And this one time we were talking about the movie 'Waiting' in which we got talking about 'the goat'. Then we started talking about the trampoline, which is where a man stretches out his ballsack skin, and bounces his dick on it, like a trampoline, hence the name. My friend started shitting bricks over the fact that he could do that, went behind a tree, tried it, came back, and he goes, "Bitches love the trampoline."

When my friends and I all started blazing we would sometimes chill in this one guy's basement. I went upstairs to get a drink and came back down with a gatorade. My other friend was on the couch with his eyes closed and a box of Ritz crackers on his chest. Ten minutes later he goes: "what did you do with the fucking cheese sauce?" He continued to interrogate me about the nonexistant cheese sauce for a solid 30 minutes. After which he sang "*my name* is a penis" over and over for 20 minutes before falling asleep.

"I feel like...*grins happily* like a camera"

"flap your arms! It feels like an elevator"

When me and my buds blaze im usually the one to say some stupid shit so heres a couple.

"Im not a jew, im an american"
(like 3am)"Dude im to bored to go to bed"
(being the driver)"Dude theres a dinosaur behind us we gotta get the fuck outta here"

Man...way, way too many experiences to pin one as the funniest...

Me and this one girl decided to smoke before class one morning, so we met up like 7am (class at 8) and we were cruising the backroads smoking this fat 1-1.5g joint and the area we were in was pretty rural, dirt roads, uncut brush, etc. and when we were on our way back she just randomly said "WE SHOULD BUILD A HOUSE OUT HERE, ADAM!!" and it was just funny as hell because she didn't really seem high and when she said that it was like AHAHAHA

A while back me and a couple friends skipped a school pep-ralley and blazed up. Anyways we got the munchies and went to a sonic drive in and my friend was ordering our food when he asked for "two large apples" instead of two large drinks. We started laughing uncontrollably while the guy was still taking our order but after a few minutes we finally finished ordering haha.