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Worst legit weed you've ever smoked (known strains)

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by Valcurium, Jan 4, 2012.

  1. #1 Valcurium, Jan 4, 2012
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    I don't know about the rest of you blades out there, but my dealer sends out a newsletter whenever he gets bud and it usually looks a little something like this:

    "Yo, just picked up this dank shit called __"

    Anyways, he ALWAYS says his shit is dank, and it always has a name. One time in particular he said he had some shit called "afghani goo" and hyped the fuck out of it. Low and behold, it wasn't anything special.

    I'm just wondering what the weakest weed people have smoked is (has to be a known strain) because I personally think it's funny as hell how all these dealers hype their product and assure dankness no matter how far from dank it really is :rolleyes:


    I mean the shit was headies, don't get me wrong; but it wasn't DANK headies haha (just to clarify)

    this excludes shwag, because brick-of-shit isn't really an accepted strain haha
     
  2. fuck, I guess you could also call this thread "most disappointing weed you've ever smoked" haha
     
  3. I didin't smoked it but a person I know tried romanian hemp (0.02% thc - if the internet is not lying). He didin't feel a thing, in short.

    Does it count? :p
     
  4. #4 Valcurium, Jan 5, 2012
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    wait like hemp the material, or was it bud? haha
     
  5. hahaha what I mean is like, hemp the material (used for rope and shit, i think its like the roots of the marijuana plant) or bud (the part of the marijuana plant people typically smoke)
     
  6. damn i'm high...
     
  7. I think the material is made from the strains man. I don't know, I'm too dazed and confused myself :p
     
  8. anyway, i smoked some green a couple of months ago from a guy who did home deliveries but you couldn't get high + he cheated you quite often. bad deal
     
  9. I got a bag of "kush" one time. You could tell some of the buds had spider mites, because they were way fluffier, had significantly less hairs, and smelled and tasted like spider mite. That was some poo, but only because of the spider mites. Worst legit boo-boo I've seen was some "Mendo Kush" but that's because the dude had so many plants growing, that he didn't give a fuck.
     
  10. Power Plant was pretty disappointing. The buds were really fluffy no density whatsoever, so it burnt super quick.
    The smell and taste I thought was mediocre. Smelled like woodsy mixed with like a cooking spice.

    The buzz was a creeper buzz nothing special, and short maybe about an hour at best.

    This could have been a bad batch idk , but i was n ot really interested in copping more to compare.
     
  11. my dude is pretty up to snuff so i ain't complaining too much. but smoked this strain called pink cadillac kush, call it pink caddy for short. it was a creeper high but i wanted it to hit harder
     
  12. KC-36....eww...
     
  13. Just gotta say:
    Spider mites run off dried buds; dried buds have no food for them as they suck the flowing juices.
    Fluffy = hot growing conditions, or immature
    Less hairs = less buds = immature or improperly grown (or, hairs were knocked off = bad handling)
    Tastes like spider mite....? 1-how do you know what that tastes like, haha 2-how were there any spider mites left(given enough time, even the eggs would hatch and they'd run off?
    Never known spider mites to make buds that you describe. Only in really bad cases do mites spin webs, which can affect taste.

    OT, worst I've had was some "medical grade" thai super skunk. Was the HAIRIEST bud, but, thats about it. Nugs were hairballs. Not much bud, barely got you anywhere after the smoke. I suppose if you wanted a weed wig it'd be good, haha.
     
  14. Ive smoked a few different phenos a barneys farm laughing buddah and have never been satisfied, same with barneys lsd.
     
  15. Blueberry(weed strain) mixed with a wild hemp plant and a blueberry plant got pollenated by hemp and had seeds so my friend harvested the plant and the next year planted seeds but anyway the hemp ruined the blueberry. We got some good sized buds but the weed gave you a buzz at most after smoking a quarter oz. damn wild hemp.
     
  16. I got green crack once. It was super fire but it made me trip out since its almost all sativa and i'm a indica man. Plus, i smoked in the car which makes me paranoid as fuck as it is, and a potent sativa on top of that doesn't mix for me. Green crack is not for me..
     

  17. yea i had some afghani goo that was pretty mediocre as well... maybe the same batch?
     

  18. I smoked green crack and was disappointed.
     
  19. Top 44 was pretty shitty
     
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