I need to get high right now.

Ok so i am down to the last .2 grams of the dopest dope i have ever smoked. Its called Mamba and no its not the gay faggy ass JWH-08. 2 hitters is enuff to satisfy me because for some reason in my year of smoking my tolerance hasn't gotten high it has gotten lower which is awesome. But i need this little bit of weed to last me until friday. But I want to get super baked right now lol. I have a bowl, a chillum, a meerschaum, a hitter, and a bad ass glass blunt. All of it is glass and the meershaum is wood and i carved it myself. Ive tried a lightbulb vape and homemade bongs but it didnt make me feel any different. The only thing I have discovered to make me any higher is a Newport right after. Do you guys have any suggestions on some shit thatll make me super baked off of a couple hitters of some very very potent weed? (more baked than ill already be) I want that i feel my blood moving nauseuous kinda high lol. Lemme know so i can smoke my dank.

Isnt it your bed-time?

no. the time on this thing is wrong and it wont let me change it for some reason. its only 7:19 P.M. and thanks for posting irrelevant bullshit on here. You helped alot.

Eat a mango like 20 minutes before

no. the time on this thing is wrong and it wont let me change it for some reason. its only 7:19 P.M. and thanks for posting irrelevant bullshit on here. You helped alot.

I thought if you could do it, then I could too

I thought if you could do it, then I could too

Touche.. and i live in illinois and its December so im a little short on mangoes at the moment lol. Closest thing i can get a hold of is an Arizona Mucho Mango but i dont know if that would help much.

I still want to know if that really works...

I still want to know if that really works...

Naw not really.

Me n my friend munched down on like 2 mangoes each once before we blazed.

It was nothin special.

You can flip it...

Or you can come to the realization that youre not gonn get sooper dooper baked off of .2 grams...

You have to wait for the mango to be digested...


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Ya i know.

I did my research before hand.

If it actually did increase my high..

the amount was negligible.

Fiend.

Make a grav

Well i was just notified that i am getting paid tomorrow instead of friday and all of my cowokers and bosses happen to be dealers or consumers soooooo im just gonna smoke my lil bit i have left, grind up all my extra stems from the past couple months and makes some tea and then buy a Q oz of Church tomorrow lol. thanks for the help. Ill have to try the mango thing. I love mangos lol.

WAIT are you even smokin majijuauauana? Im confused cos the tags lists alternatives, but u say its not a JWH, so is mamba and church a strain or what? Heard of The Church by GHS. But dunno smoke your weed, .2 is a few gb rips at most.

I'm still confused as to how no one has flamed you yet.
Honestly when I read that, I got pissed. I'll leave it at that.

Lol sorry if its misleading. Church and Mamba are strains. I dont smoke spice ever that shit is really not for human consumption. You might have different names for those strains but thats what we call em here. Mamba is really similar to...shit i dont know its super sticky super crystally and super stinky lol. and Church is like paper white and the green looks like mold lol and then when you try and pick it up it just crumbles in your hand. but if you can manage to snap a nug with out it disintegrating it is like a fuckin pop gun lol. its beautiful.

you would get higher by smoking real weed, not this stupid fake shit

I'm still confused as to how no one has flamed you yet.
Honestly when I read that, I got pissed. I'll leave it at that.

This.

Yo .2 grams isnt much..at all, but at least its something. I'm all out of weed for now and would love to pack a few snaps in my bong. Just smoke your bud and enjoy the high. Dont ''wait on it''. By that I mean dont wait for the high to hit your harder than it already is because odds are your already gonna be maxed out. Whenever I wait on the bowl to hit me I think about it for a good 20 minutes. Thats 20 minutes of stoned enjoyable time being wasted.

you would get higher by smoking real weed, not this stupid fake shit

He did finally explain that he is smokin weed, just had off the wall strain names. lol

Dude jus get a socket and a 2 leitre bottle, cut off bottom and make a hole in cap, insert socket, insert weed into socket, insert bottle into bucket of water, screw on cap and light and pull. Gravity bong. SORRY IF THATS CONFUSING. im high.