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Menstrual Cramp Cure?

Discussion in 'Medical Marijuana Usage and Applications' started by powerpuffgirl, Nov 11, 2011.

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  1. #1 powerpuffgirl, Nov 11, 2011
    I'm looking for a quick cure for menstrual cramps. I feel like Im going to keel over and dieeeee. :cry: We're talking 8.5/10 on my pain scale, and I have a high pain tolerance.

    I'm thinking an alcohol or glycerine tincture maybe, but I'm not sure.

    Does anyone have a quick and easy recipe, or any opinions on what might work?

    I'm begging you! For now I'm just hugging a heating pad trying not to throw up. :(

    Thanks ladies. (and maybe gents?)
     
  2. #2 NaughtyDread, Nov 11, 2011
    im no expert or anything...but i heard sex helps....not being a perv or nasty...but i heard it helps....
     
  3. #3 powerpuffgirl, Nov 11, 2011

    I'm really moody right now, so I'm a little bitchy. Bare with me...

    Bloody sex doesn't really float my boat, not to mention I have a normal life to take part in. I can't just drag my man around as a sex slave the whole week of my period, (though I'm sure he wouldn't complain).:devious:

    I need a portable, stealthy method of relief that can be easily eaten, dripped, sprayed or otherwise administered in class, in public, or what have you.

    No smoking, and no sex.

    Next! :p
     
  4. #4 CentiZen, Nov 11, 2011
    Well I've heard that adding Calcium and Zinc supplements to a womens diet decrease both symptoms of dysmenoreah and PMS. I'm afraid I have no actual anecdotal evidence because I don't suffer from it but I've heard it from more than one girl so I'd say it must have some truth to it.
     
  5. #5 NaughtyDread, Nov 11, 2011

    lmao....understood...sorry chica...no solutions from me...hope relief for you is right around the corner....
     
  6. #6 *guest, Nov 11, 2011

    I think basically any kind of activity will help. Going on a walk is also supposed to be really helpful.


    But, I can definitely sympathize with you powerpuffgirl, and there is no way I'd want to be trying to go for a walk when my cramps get that bad. Pretty much all I want to do at that point is curl up in a ball on the couch and whimper like a dying animal. ;)

    Smoking weed doesn't really help my cramps much, but edibles or a tincture or something might be better.

    The Incredible, Edible Herb section has plenty of canna-oil/butter recipes that you could cook with.

    There is also the Harvesting and Processing Marijuana section which has plenty of instructions for making different varieties of hash and such.

    A search for threads in that forum with "tincture" in the title brought up this thread: Propylene Glycol THC Tincture Recipe by me


    Hope you find something that will help you. I know that feeling all too well. :p
     
  7. #7 powerpuffgirl, Nov 11, 2011
  8. #8 DV, Nov 11, 2011
    Last edited: Nov 11, 2011
    My female patients love the original Blueberry
    strain for menstrual cramps. Not only is it potent,
    it's a really good pain reliever, all around body.

    I've recommended it and have had nothing but
    positive feedback. If you can get your hands on
    some, it would make your day more bearable.

    Being a girl is lame...:rolleyes:
     
  9. #9 thatslove, Nov 11, 2011

    Being a girl is the coolest thing in the world!

    Does anyone still carry original blueberry? All I ever see are ads for hybrids.
     
  10. #10 powerpuffgirl, Nov 11, 2011

    Being a girl rocks!...... 3 weeks out of the month.....

    I'd like to place a delivery order for a quad of the blueberry pleaseeeee. :yummy:
     
  11. #11 NaughtyDread, Nov 11, 2011
  12. #12 DV, Nov 11, 2011

    I know my clinic carries the original strain.
    Also Blueberry Yum Yum, but that's not as
    effective.




    Hah maybe I should've said, being a girl is lame...
    3 weeks out of the month. That being said, there
    is no medical need or reason to have a period every
    month. Why you girls put yourself through that is
    beyond me, I wouldn't survive. Only 3 to 4x out of
    the year is enough for me...

    :laughing:
     
  13. #13 *guest, Nov 11, 2011

    I'm way too paranoid to do the 3-4x a year period.

    Like, I'd have to be super, super 100%, no doubt in my mind, positive that there was not a single, solitary, tiny little chance that I could even possibly be pregnant.

    So basically, I'd have to not have a uterus or something. :laughing:
     
  14. #14 powerpuffgirl, Nov 11, 2011

    I hear that! I have an IUD, and I'm supposed to stop getting mine after my body adjusts to the hormones given off by the implant. :hello:

    Soon these cramps will be a thing of the past... Not to mention it's 5 years of worry-free bc!
     
  15. #15 DV, Nov 11, 2011
    :laughing:


    I love it. I was one of those people who didn't
    go crazy, but I'd get insanely sick and I mean
    I came close to going to the hospital many times
    in high school. I couldn't eat, sleep, or even keep
    any water down. After the last episode, I said that
    was enough. It wasn't until I was older where I skip
    them like I do now.

    I still feel pretty bad, but not nearly that terrible.

    It's freedom. I've even gone so long as probably
    6 months, never had a problem. I take my pill like
    clockwork though, so even though I'm not having
    sex at the moment, I know if I do in the future...
    it ain't no thang...no ba-bay growin' in there.

    :p ;)
     
  16. #16 *guest, Nov 11, 2011

    Man, I can't even be that confident in the pill.. I've heard too many stories about people getting pregnant while taking their pill on schedule.

    Freaks me out, man. Freaks me the fuck out. :p

    Loving how this thread has just turned into women bitching about their periods. :laughing:
     
  17. #17 08 BANSHEE, Nov 11, 2011
    Representin' penis':cool:
     
  18. #18 DV, Nov 11, 2011

    LOLOL

    Aw that's too bad, and I think those girls were
    full of shit and had to have missed it one of those
    days, fuck ups. LOL. In my young...uh...career (?)
    of sexual relations, I've never had a hicc-up with
    an unexpected pregnancy. Not even a scare.


    LMAO :laughing: ...career...:smoking:
     
  19. #19 TranceKid, Nov 11, 2011
    Tinctures, drinks, edibles.

    Get on it :D
     
  20. #20 thatslove, Nov 11, 2011

    I got pregnant while on the shot, so it does happen.
     
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