That shit's for life bro

OH MY FUCK.


I had sex with this broad who's apparently pretty slutty ( 2 years younger than me and just loves slamming ) and I didn't wear a dome or fuck all, and busted like 4-6 nuts in her. I then got her the day after thing that is basically birth control.

Now it's been about a week, she msgs saying she has something to tell me but just won't spit it out.. So I finally get her to crack and spit it out.

She tries telling me that 2 days after we had sex she went to the hospital cause she couldn't walk/felt sick and they told her she had herpes and is possibly pregnant. She told me straight up "you gave me herpes and I may be pregnant".


The fuck?????? It takes upwards of 2 weeks for herpes to show up in someones body after being infected (hasn't been long enough). I got her 40$ birth control and I literally got tested for STD's and shit 3 weeks before we fucked, and I didn't do anything else with anyone.



Needless to say, right now I am going in the shower, then hitting a few bowls of QWISO, then letting a doctor fiddle with my unit to tell me if I have the aids.


Anyways guys I don't really know, I just wanted to get this out of my system. Can you guys give me your views on this? She seems like one of those broads who would get pregnant with your kid, just to stay with you.



PS. The title is from my best friend, he was like "YOU BEST GET YO ASS DOWN TO THE CLINIC, THAT SHIT'S FO LIFE BRO"

You guys prolly think I'm fucked, the only threads I post are about weird sex things.

Damn dude. i bet that shit is really stressin you out. Dont let it get ahold of you bro.

and tell that bitch to fuck off.

Good luck man, keep your hopes up bro. And I'll just leave this here....

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Cut dubs while you can. Unless you're financially and mentally prepared, a baby will ruin your life.

sorry to hear that man

"bout to fuck this bitch raw, gonna roll the dice"

Wrap it up next time

Fuck man. That's crazy. Hope that qwiso calms you down some

Make that bitch get an abortion, tell her "it will ruin my life, your life, and the babies life"

And if you do have herpes it isn't tooo bad. I mean think about it, Aids will kill you, at least with herpes all you need to do is not have as much sex and if you and a woman ever want a baby might not be able to do it the regular way.

Srsly though man, get a paternity test if worse comes to worse. If she really is a slut, and you're clean like you're saying, she could be trying to scam this on you to cover up another mistake.

I'm heavily giving you the benefit of the doubt though

Damn dude. i bet that shit is really stressin you out. Dont let it get ahold of you bro.

Oh fuck brotha is it ever stressin' me out. I'm going today to get tested again. I didn't have anything before I fucked the silly broad.

Good luck man, keep your hopes up bro. And I'll just leave this here....

Hahaha jokes, thanks man.

Cut dubs while you can. Unless you're financially and mentally prepared, a baby will ruin your life.

Fuck no, I don't want a baby. That's why I bought her a day after pill that has a 99% success rate. That's why I don't get how she could be prego

"bout to fuck this bitch raw, gonna roll the dice"

Yeah, I was high as fuck, a zip and a double cup

Srsly though man, get a paternity test if worse comes to worse. If she really is a slut, and you're clean like you're saying, she could be trying to scam this on you to cover up another mistake.
I'm heavily giving you the benefit of the doubt though

It wouldn't be mine mayne, there's no way. Like I blew like 6 loads in her, but I got her that shit ^.

Fuck man. That's crazy. Hope that qwiso calms you down some

Ya going in baked in an hour or two to get this shit checked out.

Make that bitch get an abortion, tell her "it will ruin my life, your life, and the babies life"

And if you do have herpes it isn't tooo bad. I mean think about it, Aids will kill you, at least with herpes all you need to do is not have as much sex and if you and a woman ever want a baby might not be able to do it the regular way.

Oh fuck I would peek if she actually had a kid, there's no way it could be mine. If I have herpes I'm prolly just gonna do like some crazy shit to end my life, like be some stunt driver and set records. I don't wanna live with herpes mayne, how do you do it with a broad? "yeah uhhh I think I'm like legally required to tell you I have herpes" ":confused::wave:"

And this my friends is why you should wear a condom

And this my friends is why you should wear a condom

I just thought this shit happened on Jerry Springer ahahah

Man that blows (I hope she was a good bang at least). Hopefully you don't have aids of herpes or HIV or anything and the possible baby is somebody elses. Good luck man! Hope for the best.

Haha herpe's and a kid eh, that's like a double wammy

but yea your fucked.

To me, she might be tryin to get u to raise a kid that aint yours, get urself tested, I think she gave yiu the herpe not the other wat around. Prob some other johns kid, get a blood test and go with her to the hosp so u can get the facts straight from the doc, not her.

Alright boyz I'm going in now to get those tests done and I'm pretty peeked out.

Report back in a bit.

Alright, I had a doctor who was pretty much Trey's dad from Boyz In Da Hood. He was black, had a sweeeeet huge mustasche, and talked just like him.

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He even kept saying "wrap it up man" "even if a girl tells you shes on the pill, first, assume shes lieing, second, still wrap it up!"

Right at the end of the visual/physical exam or whatever, where he looks at your dick he just looked at me and said "It looks good to me mayne!" and I was like fuck yeah.

So I don't have herpes, tomorrow I have to do a bunch of crazy ass piss/blood tests and shit too.


OH, and that broad deleted me off her phone/facebook and shit, so she's prolly just nuts.

Dude that chick is probably the same girl accusing Justin Bieber!

bitches be crazy nowadays