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can alcohol be absorbed through the armpit?

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  • Oct 09 2011 12:11 AM
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Posted 09 October 2011 - 12:11 AM

im hella stoned/drunk can i absorb alcohol through my armpits? I know you can through the nose, mouth, and ass. How about through the dick?

lol :gc_rocks:
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Posted 09 October 2011 - 12:13 AM


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Posted 09 October 2011 - 12:15 AM

Lolwut

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Posted 09 October 2011 - 12:18 AM

You're not going to fuck your armpit are you?


if it does imight

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Posted 09 October 2011 - 12:22 AM

Lol no it doesn't work

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Posted 09 October 2011 - 12:23 AM

u can through the vagina but it's really bad for you and still shows up on breathalyzer tests.. however it gets you hella drunk.

(FYI I did not learn this from experience)

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Posted 09 October 2011 - 12:25 AM

:crying: i was gonna try it, but i knocked over my last shot :crying:
THERE IS NO GOD
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Posted 09 October 2011 - 12:32 AM

:crying: i was gonna try it, but i knocked over my last shot :crying:
THERE IS NO GOD

Maybe God was just trying to save you from the dangers of what you were about to do.

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Posted 09 October 2011 - 12:33 AM

Oh, for fucks sake. Just man up and drink it.

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Posted 09 October 2011 - 12:34 AM

u can through the vagina but it's really bad for you and still shows up on breathalyzer tests.. however it gets you hella drunk.

(FYI I did not learn this from experience)


Did you know if you pour fizzy soda down there it Destroys sperm.

Morning after pill ghetto style :D

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Posted 09 October 2011 - 01:15 AM

drove to the store and got more alcohol... jk drinking and driving is not good, i walked.

got more vodka. im hella frnuk. :yay:
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Posted 09 October 2011 - 01:27 AM

i remember seeing this shit on Dr. Phil, it was about some girls who snorted vodka, and also soaked their tampons in booze. Naaaasty.
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Posted 09 October 2011 - 01:28 AM

Booze = Garbage

Weed = Not Garbage

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Posted 09 October 2011 - 01:31 AM

if you're asking something like this i don't think you need anymore alcohol absorption

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Posted 09 October 2011 - 03:09 AM

Yes it can. Get the biggest maxi pad you can find, pour a beer into it, and slap that baby on your armpit. Put on a shirt and you're good to go - no one will know you're having a nice cold one!

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Posted 09 October 2011 - 03:16 AM

Wait you mean that's not how you're supposed to do it?

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Posted 09 October 2011 - 05:46 AM

If any of you have seen some of the jackass's (the show) you might know of Knoxvilles brother/cousin/something who can fart on command, inhaling and exhaling through his ass, i wonder if he can get high by smoking a blunt out of his ass.

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Posted 09 October 2011 - 05:59 AM

Yes it can. Get the biggest maxi pad you can find, pour a beer into it, and slap that baby on your armpit. Put on a shirt and you're good to go - no one will know you're having a nice cold one!


Haha this one made me crack up!

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Posted 09 October 2011 - 06:01 AM

Why are you drinking while posting on the internet?

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Posted 09 October 2011 - 04:27 PM

Booze = Garbage

Weed = Not Garbage

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Hey, there isn't anything wrong with booze. Just people who take shit too far.




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