that one thing dangling between my legs that has the pulsating purple vein throbbing uncontrollably.. what are they called again?
LMFAO oh god I laughed so hard when I read this. When I first joined GC I posted a blog about the stupid shit me and my boyfriend so when we are fucked up. I'm very competitive so if he says "No can't/won't aren't going to do that" I generally will. I took the blog down because it was retarded but I have stuck many...odd things up there when I'm fucked up and wanting to prove a point. Best one yet, finger nail clippers. I was terrified of laughing that they would cut the shit out of me. Ahh you should have seen his face..
No! That thing is the worst thing in the world! Don't post that!!!! But seriously NAIL CLIPPERS!? WTF!? My face probably would've been the same as your bf's...that is, if it was sheer terror and disgust, followed by running. Hahahahah. No....don't put that up there, you're basically playing this game: Let's hope we can get it back out!
My toes, frozen food, (mostly fruit, maybe one hot dog). A small container of hash. One of those metal chinese balls that you swirl around in your hand that makes the bell sound. Hairbrush, toothbrush. PH meter, dildos.....that's all I can think of now. There's a gwar song where the dude says he fucked a girl's asshole w/ a piece of frozen shit. I'd love to do that. Imagine freezing a turd, putting it into your g/f's vagina, then watching it melt while she's tied to the bed shitting my shit out of her vagina. That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard of in my life.