I would beat the shit out of my dad before he dragged me off to some nazi ass place where rich fucks who don't know how to instill healthy eating habits in their kids or have the time to actually be a fucking parent drop off their spawn. But hey dude, congrats from one fat guy to another.
this story makes me think of fadetoblack.. nevertheless it was funny. edit: haha just realized how old this is.
Ugh dude, I know how you must've felt. I was an extremely obese child, and by age 14 had hit 267 pounds. But, thankfully, my parents never gave up on me, or put my problems on someone elses shoulders, and with a little gentle goading I was able to take control of the situation. Today I am about 7 or 8 inches taller, and almost a full 100 pounds lighter, as I weighed in at 173 the other day.
My boy big Kell also had broke out from camp shane. He got busted at Wendy's when camp counselors caught him eating after dipping out. Im headed up to Revere on business next week...maybe we can smoke some dank.
lol great story. Parents think they can just feed their kids anything, then when they are 12 and fat blame the kid!!
Hands down the best part in the whole story...The kung fu Joe part had me cracking up,but not as funny as you running around for 15 minutes before breaking down and crying. +rep for such an exellent story
kinda reminds me of that episode of south park when Cartman tries to escape from fat camp lol DAMMIT I just realized someone already said that