Worst one night stand - Just downright Nasty etc

Discussion in 'Sex, Love & Relationships' started by Husky42, Aug 31, 2011.

  1. As my thread title states, what is the nastiest fuck you have had..like I mean taking one for the team or just got a little too drunk..stoned etc.

    I gotta say I still have bad thoughts/feelings/guilt/remorse about the one and thank god only one time I've made a major major mistake.

    I was at the bar with a friend who was back from Iraq (i no longer drink but this was when i still drank) He had a wad of cash and was running an open tab and it was kinda a party, well a girl from work whose other friend I had hooked up with awhile back shows up with another one of her friends who at this point int he night was still nasty as fuck but not as nasty as she should have been as i had already been drinking.

    Anyways, open tabs, fat women who want to get laid and two guys who were already trashed when they arrived was a problem. We kept throwing back patron silvers and some other nasty ass shit the girls kept ordering and by the end of the night I had this mimi looking bitch on my nuts.

    Somehow someway i ended up following her back to her fucking trailer.. this bitch lived in a trailer in a trailer park.. and i was too drunk to notice all i know is she kinda just pushed me to the room and i pretty much was drunk raped, i mean its not rape as i knew i what was happening.. but it would not have happened if i was sober..

    anyways like 3 months later it turns out this bitch was a PIC (person in charge) at the other store and she transferred into the store i worked. I finally saw her sober and i'm dead serious when I say she looked like this:

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    I moved departments 3 times trying to get away from visually seeing her at the store.. it did not work so i finally quit.
     
  2. Dat azz Jk sucks man
     
  3. I've fucked a couple fat girls.

    It's bad when they have access to your information through friends who are friends with your friends etc. I've had some chicks who keep calling me up afterwards and it's a damn nightmare.
     
  4. Now that's what I call a shelf.
     
  5. Haha now that's an ass to be proud of. Lol.
     
  6. When I was 24 I had a 60 year old woman come over and blow me. She wasn't pretty, but she had nice tits surprisingly enough and she gave a great "gumjob."
     
  7. #8 Sweetleaftoker, Aug 31, 2011
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    Ewww hoo hahaha
     
  8. dont have a full up legit story for this thread, but this counts enough.

    was drunk at a party, 14. started hooking up with this girl, then someone told me she had just blown some guy, so i got convinced to drink alcohol to kill the germs, i drank about 4 shots worth of captain morgan (first time drinking lol) straight from the bottle, then blacked out the entire night.

    i ended up fingering that same chick on the couch in front of everyone, only remembering about 5 seconds of it total.

    apparently i turned to some guy as i was doing it and said "what the fuck is going on" and he was equally as confused, he told me that the next day.

    i also drunk dialed a girl i dated in 8th grade and told her how i loved her and missed her and shit. didnt remember that either.

    alcohol :rolleyes:
     
  9. Not exactly my proudest moment, but she swallowed! I have absolutely NO fucking shame...LOL!
     
  10. The worst ive done was makeout with some fat (not like obese) chick for a couple minutes right after my best friend did. It was like my 3rd time drunk and i had thrown down like 17 beers. I think i realized what i was doing, got up off the chair and walked away and played some cornhole.
     

  11. mike castelli?
     
  12. Meh, I'd do it.
     
  13. Good lawd, DAT ASS
    :D
     

  14. In a heart beat. Man, old bitches need love too. And they are really greatful!


    Quick joke:
    Q: Why are women like dog shit?

    A: Because the old they get the easier they are to pick up.
     
  15. And I did too!
     

  16. Sir I realize its to each its own...however a woman shaped like that in the black community aka chocolate city.... at least where im from.... is considered a hot piece...or lemmie put it to you this way...black women with phat humps and much back is like the chronic,kush or even purple haze in the street to the black folk I kick it with ...cant speak for everyone but...lemmie tell ya...alot of hump loving people would've kill to have a one nite stand with a beefy piece like that...I never understood why voluptious black women are alwayz called or considered nasty/gross on GC? ... but anywayz sir...what you think was a nasty one night stand would be called a pretty good nite to the crew I steps with ya dig? But You Dont Hear Me Doe!!:cool:
     
  17. I hear ya doe!!!!!!!! Was thinking the exact same thing. Whats good for the goose aint good for the gander.Everybody aint into the same shyt but from I can tell she got a donk.I mean of course her face may be nothing to smile at but whatever. It just irks me that in some cultures they look at a chick with a curvacious ass and say ewww she's (fat,big,nasty) just because you can't see her ribcage poking out. And it's sad because I've known guys to to be different to these chicks because an ordeal where they realized that the girls butt was so big that the guys dick size couldnt properly do the job so they need the small buns to feel better about their manhood. Not saying that it applies to anyone here but I'm just saying it's a helluva reason to not like a chick.IDK:confused_2:

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    Nasty???? Yes but in a GREAT way!
     
  18. to each their own!

    one time i was so drunk before a rave, i must have been 18 or something, i made out with this really unattractive lesbian in the middle of the street. She was running after me for a couple of months after that..

    one of the worst one night stands must be with this serbian dude, i have no idea whats his name was. It was after a bad break up, and i picked him up in a club and we went to his car which was behind the club. So we get it on, the lay was horrible..it was one of those thin long penises that keeps you wondering if its in or not yet! and than we get busted by security guy..to top it all off, i couldnt get back in the club after, and all my friends were all in there. So he gives me $20 so i can get back in! i felt like i was paid for sex...!
     
  19. #20 alpo, Aug 31, 2011
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    Huh ain't that some shit?...I mean everytime a voluptious black woman is posted on here it gets negative feed back...
     

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