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Can turtles get high?

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Posted 02 April 2006 - 10:23 PM

SO I have this really cool pet turtle, he just wanders around my back yard for months at a time and just returned from about a 3 month journey, anyways hes back now and I kinda wanna get him baked. Can turtles get high? has anyone ever done it? Is there any research I can see? Thanks
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Posted 02 April 2006 - 10:23 PM

Hotbox that shell of his. :hello:

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Posted 02 April 2006 - 10:25 PM

That does sound like a cool turtle. It's just *gone* and then it comes back in 3 months. haha!

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Posted 02 April 2006 - 10:26 PM

shotgun the little fella, it'd blow his mind

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Posted 02 April 2006 - 10:28 PM

I think the more important question is:

How does a pet turtle go on a 3 month journey?

But as to your first question, my guess is no. Cannabinoids attach to a particular receptor in the brain, and as far as I know, turtles have tiny, primitive brains. So my guess, and only a "guess", is that they don't have the same receptors as higher level mammals do.

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Posted 02 April 2006 - 10:33 PM

my question is: where does a turtle go for three months?

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Posted 02 April 2006 - 10:33 PM

also, turtles breathe much slower, and their hearts beat much much slower than ours. youd have to put it in a shoebox and shotgun it into there and let it sit in there for a good 15 mins for it to inhale most/all of the smoke.

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Posted 02 April 2006 - 10:45 PM

Its just like a cat, no one knows that they do during the day, except for me its not the day, its about 3 months. So if I hotboxed it in, how would I know if it was high?

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Posted 02 April 2006 - 11:23 PM

Its just like a cat, no one knows that they do during the day, except for me its not the day, its about 3 months. So if I hotboxed it in, how would I know if it was high?


To be completely honest, you stumped me with your last question.

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Posted 02 April 2006 - 11:35 PM

Rofl at this thread! :D

When I got my turtle high it sat on couch next to me eating my snacks and shit, it just chilled out, you know?

Depends on the weed and the turtle I spose...

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Posted 02 April 2006 - 11:37 PM

so what your saying 2packed is that turtles can get high, and they get the munchies too?

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Posted 02 April 2006 - 11:38 PM

i think this is one of those qustions that will be on the mind of man throughout eternity.

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Posted 02 April 2006 - 11:38 PM

Rofl at this thread! :D

When I got my turtle high it sat on couch next to me eating my snacks and shit, it just chilled out, you know?

Depends on the weed and the turtle I spose...


Rofl, that's awesome

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Posted 02 April 2006 - 11:40 PM

dont like blow smoke on it thats just not good for him instead let him eat some leaves or buds... not schwag tho thats just nasty:D ... onlyu iof u really wanna make him happy

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Posted 02 April 2006 - 11:41 PM

Yep, he loves it, whenever I spark up he comes over for a smoke :D

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Posted 02 April 2006 - 11:44 PM

The answer is YES! On our usual friday night me and my 2 friends sat on his back porch smoking hooka. His mom has these 3 little turtles and they were in a tupperware kind of thing that night on the table. So me and my friend that didnt own the turtles get ripping the hooka and would pick p the turtle n blow it right in the face. These turtles couldn't put there head totally in the shell so they were forced 2 blaze. So after about 10 hits each we let them chill. We then told our friend what we did and we observed. Guys the fuckin turtles were paralized for like 10 minutes and my friend was freakin out bc he thought they were dead lol. So we decided 2 put some lettuce in there n they fuckin ate it so fast. Man it was a good night. Good times:smoking:

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Posted 02 April 2006 - 11:44 PM

Are you sure this is a turtle your talking about?

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Posted 02 April 2006 - 11:46 PM

Yea dude 3 mini turtles, they were so baked
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Posted 02 April 2006 - 11:49 PM

Yea dude 3 mini turtles, they were so baked


haha that quote's an instant classic

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Posted 02 April 2006 - 11:54 PM

Yea dude 3 mini turtles, they were so baked


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