Taking bud on a Cruise?

Im going to bermuda on Celebrity cruises. I heard from my friend that they have drug dogs present at boarding. I thought he was full of shit but if anyone has recently been on a celebrity cruise please let me know what the smoking conditions are. I was thinking in the shower with the fan of late at night on the deck. Any experience or advice is welcome

If you keep it on you when you board, they probably only run over your bags with the dogs, and even then, they would probably be explosive sniffing dogs. Its not like they have dogs smelling everyone that walks on board haha. Id say you would be relativity safe if you didnt bring like an ozie of dank. Id roll jays too, and if you can roll them good enough to look like cigs then you can smoke them at night outside your room or whatever. So if people see you they dont suspect anything.

My first time smoking was on a cruise <3
Anyway, I bought a bowl and my bud on of the islands for 20 bucks (looking back, it was around an eigth, probably 3grams) and had bowls with some friends I had made.
If your going to the carribean, the bud is just reggie, nothing terrible, and way cheaper.
I would say if your going to an island or something, just buy it there.
If not, take a t-break

After doing some research about this myself I'd say your best bet is hash because of the low smell, and a vaporizer. Vapor Genie would be good. But Carnival is not marijuana friendly. I've heard Princess Cruise line is better for stoners.

Try it

If you keep it on you, you should be fine they usually dont have drug dogs on the ways in as no one smuggles drugs TO the Caribbean from the US. Just make sure you don't have anything with you on the way back because rest assured there will be drug dogs when you return to the US.

well fuck it, its vacation right? i think ill go for it

Well, you're leaving US borders, so you have to go through customs. It's probably less risky than a plane, but I really, really wouldn't risk it. Just take a little t-break and get drunk every day instead.

I wouldn't smoke at places where you can get caught and be put in jail for it.
Weed is good, but not that good.
You can always smoke when you get back, and when you're in a safer environment.

Why take it with you ?

I heard they have a "doobie free shop"

ok,

i was just recently in the exact same position. however, my cruise left out of another country than the one i reside. therefore, it was no question as to if i should bring it through the plane, customs, then the boats security.

1st. this was a royal Caribbean boat. for one reason or another, the security was very lax. they did have the drug dogs, and they did have them present around the luggage only. however, they separate you from your luggage when you first get on. they personally bring it to you stateroom for you. now, if you had some in your pocket, you will more than likely get away with getting it on. the dogs were only seen on boarding the boat the first time.

2nd. this is probably going to be something that you may want to consider and do, given the fact that you're going to Bermuda. Bud in Bermuda is very expensive, and also the laws are a bit more strict in Bermuda. ( i was listening to a reggae artist from Bermuda explain how much more weed is in Bermuda in comparison to FL.

3rd. your best bet is to have a balcony room. my wife was going her hair and the smoke detector went off in the stateroom. if you have the balcony, you can smoke all day everyday if you wanted too. there's nobody that can really see you, especially when the ship is cruising.

4th. security was even more lax when coming back to port after each port. just an fyi if you drink, or happen to find weed for a decent price we were able to pour vodka in water bottles and take them on no problem.

hope all this helps. sorry if it maybe too much info, but just recently went through the same thing, and had the same questions. another fyi, when we went to the Caribbean on another cruise with carnival, it was almost readily accessible at each port. you almost have to try not to find it. never head much about bermuda, but hope you find luck. the cruise i recently went on was to the western Mediterranean.

ok,

i was just recently in the exact same position. however, my cruise left out of another country than the one i reside. therefore, it was no question as to if i should bring it through the plane, customs, then the boats security.

1st. this was a royal Caribbean boat. for one reason or another, the security was very lax. they did have the drug dogs, and they did have them present around the luggage only. however, they separate you from your luggage when you first get on. they personally bring it to you stateroom for you. now, if you had some in your pocket, you will more than likely get away with getting it on. the dogs were only seen on boarding the boat the first time.

2nd. this is probably going to be something that you may want to consider and do, given the fact that you're going to Bermuda. Bud in Bermuda is very expensive, and also the laws are a bit more strict in Bermuda. ( i was listening to a reggae artist from Bermuda explain how much more weed is in Bermuda in comparison to FL.

3rd. your best bet is to have a balcony room. my wife was going her hair and the smoke detector went off in the stateroom. if you have the balcony, you can smoke all day everyday if you wanted too. there's nobody that can really see you, especially when the ship is cruising.

4th. security was even more lax when coming back to port after each port. just an fyi if you drink, or happen to find weed for a decent price we were able to pour vodka in water bottles and take them on no problem.

hope all this helps. sorry if it maybe too much info, but just recently went through the same thing, and had the same questions. another fyi, when we went to the Caribbean on another cruise with carnival, it was almost readily accessible at each port. you almost have to try not to find it. never head much about bermuda, but hope you find luck. the cruise i recently went on was to the western Mediterranean.

Thanks alot for the info man

Oh and if i wanted to make brownies how would that go over through luggage? Or would it be better to keep them on my person?

I was on a cruise and you weren't aloud to bring booze or weed but I just loaded my suite case up with it and gave the guy (who I gave my bags to) a 50$ and said I want them to go right to my room. He smiled and did a good job of it.

there was no way I was spending 5$ a beer for 3 weeks lol

plus I got to sound all cool when I said it to him

Mr.Duke

IMO your best bet is hash and a vape if possible. Definitely don't take any paraphernalia. If you end up taking any bud, I'd say pre roll them to look like cigs and stuff 'em in a pack of cigarettes.

Maybe I'm being too paranoid though.

I dont think im old enough to be taken seriously like that...so id probably want to sneak them in without anyone knowing

Edibles. =D

IMO your best bet is hash and a vape if possible. Definitely don't take any paraphernalia. If you end up taking any bud, I'd say pre roll them to look like cigs and stuff 'em in a pack of cigarettes.

Maybe I'm being too paranoid though.

I really wish i had hash and a vape but sadly i dont...a few people have talked about the joint in cig pack idea

Dude its BERMUDA, and your friend is just scared of you being caught he prob made it up if you wrap it enough and hide it well you shud make it

I was on a cruise and you weren't aloud to bring booze or weed but I just loaded my suite case up with it and gave the guy (who I gave my bags to) a 50$ and said I want them to go right to my room. He smiled and did a good job of it.

there was no way I was spending 5$ a beer for 3 weeks lol

plus I got to sound all cool when I said it to him

Mr.Duke

This is certainly the baller option if you can find the right guy....

Im with the dont do it crowd by the way..but I AM too paranoid...