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I have a drug test in two days for a new job,What can I do to pass the test?

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by MrKenny, Jul 28, 2011.

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  1. #1 MrKenny, Jul 28, 2011
    I am fucked.....It's a urinalysis test though and I don't smoke weed everyday. I smoke like 8 blunts a month, that's like an ounce of weed a month.


    What can I do to pass the test? No detoxes, fake pee, someone else's pee, or any pills. What can I do to get it out of my system?


    I picked up some cranberry juice, I've been drinking a shit ton of water with 3 tablespoons of vinegar in it, what can I do?
     
  2. #2 iVapeTooMuch, Jul 28, 2011
    Fake pee would be your best bet to pass.
     
  3. #3 HxCurt, Jul 28, 2011
    Reading one of the many threads dedicated to this is a good first move :3

    Also wtf, 8 blunts = an oz? Youre confused...
     
  4. #4 iVapeTooMuch, Jul 28, 2011
    Fake pee would be your best bet.
     
  5. #5 MrKenny, Jul 28, 2011
    I smoke around 3 grams a blunt and our ounces here in volusia county florida are skimmpy. I get around 26 grams an oz.
     
  6. #6 Kali Kushaa, Jul 28, 2011
    Why come on here make account and post about passing drug test
     
  7. #7 virgin mary, Jul 28, 2011
    you can use the search function...
     
  8. #8 HxCurt, Jul 28, 2011

    must be some brick shwag, icky.
     
  9. #9 MrKenny, Jul 28, 2011

    This is a marijuana forums. I'm asking people how to pass a drug test because I simply need to temporarily pass a drug test. I will smoke again once I pass the test.
     
  10. #10 Hydroriffic, Jul 28, 2011
    fake piss. head shop will have it.
     
  11. #11 MrKenny, Jul 28, 2011

    Fuck....I keep getting this reply, from friends and on here. I passed a drug test when I was at my recruiting station, just by drinking water. Plus, I don't smoke every single day. Wouldn't it be easier to pass?
     
  12. #12 Kali Kushaa, Jul 28, 2011
    o_O i see
     
  13. #13 SingleActionSix, Jul 28, 2011
    When I need to pass a piss test I smoke more weed you know it baffles scientists too. If you have a piss test just make sure you smoke about 30 minutes before your test and you will pass with no problems.
     
  14. #14 B.A.R, Jul 28, 2011
    I heard bleach works
     
  15. #15 SingleActionSix, Jul 28, 2011
    Only if you drink enough of it So maybe the OP should start chuggin.
     
  16. #16 MrKenny, Jul 28, 2011

    I heard of that too, but I don't know how it works. I don't want to poison my body.
     
  17. #17 javan, Jul 28, 2011
    Cum in the cup.

    Win.
     
  18. #18 MrKenny, Jul 28, 2011

    lmfao?
     
  19. #19 MrKenny, Jul 28, 2011
    I need more help, I really need to pass this test. I have a baby girl due in October and I cannot fail this test. I applied at the facility 3 months ago, but I got a call yesterday telling me to come in at 9 am on Friday. I stopped smoking 4 days ago though. I am a little over weight, by like 10lbs. I hope someone gives me a miracle solution! I've gotten a few private messages and I am trying what they told me, but other than that, maybe they are something else.
     
  20. #20 ChipsHandon, Jul 28, 2011
    Oh god the scientist in me is raging. 10/10 would get trolled again

    Ha! I am fucking dying just laughing at this and I barely drank any bleach.
     
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