last thing you texted

Discussion in 'General' started by IwasA.Smurf, Jul 27, 2011.

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  1. #41 Blazed Bacon, Jul 28, 2011
    "Aww
    *hugs*"

    This dude has to work until 1 am.
     
  2. #42 Deleted member 446197, Jul 28, 2011
    "lmao your dick can bounce around in your tutu"
    yeeaaahhh..
     
  3. #43 ChicagoToker, Jul 28, 2011
    "I've looked everywhere but I can't find your panties. I did find a bra that's definitely not yours and a puppy. Seriously where did this puppy come from?"

    alcohol is bad. mmkay.
     
  4. #44 Goopus, Jul 28, 2011
    What the hell? :confused:
     
  5. #45 duhganjaplanta, Jul 28, 2011
    lets smoke some weeeeeed
     
  6. #46 420And69Rock, Jul 28, 2011
    hahahahahahahaha

    i had to share this one my friend just sent me.
    him - "dude we got shit faced last night, apparently someone jacked off in Jack's shoe. where were you bro? oh and Brian slept with Abby too, the bitch is fugly as hell."

    me - "someone came in Jack's shoe?!?!?! XD. i missed it cause i was with Lillian last night, we smoked the last of my bud."
     
  7. #47 Amped, Jul 28, 2011
    I went looking for my phone... I think I lost it. WTF I swear I had it like 3 hours ago :smoke:


    Btw I didn't text that rofl... im saying that now. :smoke:
     
  8. #48 shamwowgal, Jul 28, 2011
    Did you make it back from Woodstock alive? :)

    Texted my BF who had to reprogram 100 police radios in Woodstock, Vermont today.
     
  9. #49 Elevated_Box, Jul 28, 2011
    Ive had a few minor ones but my best recently "Some chick just caught me smelling my self, I think she was into it though"
     
  10. #50 IwasA.Smurf, Jul 28, 2011
    you got me ;) you see right through my ambiguity . I like having fun


    Lolol.. Don't know where this is going :rolleyes:
     
  11. #51 Buzzwell420, Jul 28, 2011
    the bird is in the oven
     
  12. #52 shamwowgal, Jul 28, 2011
    Is this code for something and does anyone else see that the font on here changed lol Im not even baked.
     
  13. #53 Mr Unknown, Jul 28, 2011
    "I just told you what to do and I'ma tell you again."

    To some chick. :cool:
     
  14. #54 NadaConnoisseur, Jul 28, 2011
    second to last

    " just got my car interior cleaned & when i previewed the scents i thought to myself, 'how come no one has thought of a dank bud scent?' "

    last

    "rainbow kush? last night he def had some no name kush. he's bullsh*ttin one of us"
     
  15. #55 tharedhead, Jul 28, 2011
    I have never sent a text message. :)
     
  16. #56 IwasA.Smurf, Jul 28, 2011
    *insert 6 naked pix'

    i was drunk :rolleyes: :p
     
  17. #57 Buzzwell420, Jul 28, 2011
    alboo boo the eagle has landed
     
  18. #58 IwasA.Smurf, Jul 29, 2011
    no way dude
     
  19. #59 LuxTenebris, Jul 29, 2011
    The one with the captured behemoth?
     
  20. #60 420And69Rock, Jul 29, 2011
    "menage a trois, oui o non?"
     
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