Burnt hole thru shorts with blunt ash

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by Funky Kush, Jul 22, 2011.

  1. Ya as title says. I have no clue how it happened. Was sitting in my parked car in my driveway having a sesh with a good friend and some pretty lights passing the blunt back and forth (grape for anyone concerned). I didnt notice till we got out but there was a huge hole about the size of the circumference of the blunt so it looks like a cigarette burn but none of us smoke ciggys and we both know what it was. I think the cherry fell off on me at some point because we did have to relight it at some point in the middle. It's like a cig burn and a bunch of other small holes around it and you can tell it was burned. You can see my balls if u look closely wearing these now lol.
     
  2. happened to me too^^ but only when I smoked hash/weed mixed together in joints^^ little burning pieces of hash can fall off and thats when it gets fun :D
     
  3. alwayz happenz to me
     
  4. Yeahhh I got 2 burn holes from joints in a pair of my shorts aha :smoke:
     
  5. Honeslty I own 4 pairs of shorts and all of them have some sort of burnt hole in them.
     
  6. this is my first shorts burn but i got little burn holes all over my car seat (nice car otherwise)
     
  7. you could be a detective ya know.
     

  8. LOL! I'm going to uni for Criminal Justice. Looking to become a detective within the next 5-10 years if I play my cards right. You called it.
     
  9. yea, ash can be hot enough to burn small holes

    i got one that burned a PERFECT circle through a white shirt i have.....
     
  10. Happened to me once at the worst time. I smoked a blunt at lunch time in High School and the cherry knocked off and on to my brand new "hoodie". Burnt a hole right through my hoody and it was ruined, it was nice too.
     
  11. #11 SanDiegoStonerz, Jul 25, 2011
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    Don't do it, cops are assholes + they don't make any money
     
  12. Welcome to my life brotha, all my Jordan shorts got holes in them from that shit. I dont even acknowledge them anymore, its just became a fact of life :smoke:
     
  13. Ive done this countless times
     
  14. haha its happens man, i dropped the cherry on my hoodie/jacket i was wearing zipped up in my car and it burned the the lefthand side pocket :mad: i was pretty high tho at the time, didnt notice it till i got out of the car and stuck my hand in the pocket and it went through into the cold! :eek:
     
  15. This reminds me of when i was smoking with a friend of mine... We were smoking a joint and piece fell out and landed on my shorts. I didn't even realize until he was like " wtf ur pants are burning" or something like that. I looked down to see a quarter size hole burning just inches above crotch. Good times :laughing:
     
  16. :rolleyes: Really? Is that just a general statement? I'm pretty sure you never been to Bergen County, NJ, where patrolman that just mess with teenagers get paid over 100k annual income.

    Cops across the country despise them.

    Not all cops are assholes either. another general statement fail.
     
  17. #17 SanDiegoStonerz, Jul 25, 2011
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    I don't believe for a fucking second that the average cop makes 100k.
     
  18. Don't smoke blunts/joints/cigs in your car. Good practice, your interior wont smell like shit and you won't burn your pants, just hop out somewhere!
     
  19. I did that to my hood pocket like a dumbass
     
  20. In Bergen County, NJ? Well, you don't need to believe it for it to be true, and it is true.

    Police chiefs make around $300,000 and do just about nothing. Since Chris Christie started taking away their pensions and benefits a lot of cops just retired and took their pensions at a real young age. Then they can go teach criminal justice classes and take even more money. It's really disgusting - and it is unbelievable so I can see why you'd find it hard to believe.
     

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