How I met Mila Kunis

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by GolgiApparatus, Jul 22, 2011.

  1. Wsup GC so im in bOston on vacation and while on the tour-trolly the driver pointed out a resturant that opened 2 months ago that "all the famous movie stars go to"

    So we decide to eat there and to the table to my left is fucking Steve Carrel, Mark Wahlburg, and Mila Kunis with a couple other ppl enjoying their lunch.

    So im shitting myself. I decide not to say anything to them out of courtesy untill the end of my meal.

    Im done with my food and I walk up as they look up expectantly and i gush "I just wanted to say how big of a fan I am Of you three!"

    Mark didnt respond, steve said thanks, mila beamed with a big ole "THANKYOU!!"

    So i grabbed my balls (mentally), looked directly at Mila and said "Shut up, Meg." and walked away to steve almost choking on his food laughing


    Thanks gc :)
     
  2. God damnit!! someone give this man an award!! :hello::hello::hello:
     
  3. Lucky bitch, I fuckin love her! Cool Story :)
     
  4. god damn very nice +rep XD
     
  5. ...really? That takes major balls
     
  6. That is awesome man. Mila Kunis is great. I say "Shut Up, Meg" to my girlfriend all of the time.
     
  7. is she really hot in person?
     
  8. Lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll wow real?
     
  9. She is so fucking hot i wanted to ask her to marry me. Seriously.
     
  10. i wula tol er ow oreouz er iz..tr8 up
     
  11. No pics man!?!?
    Awesome though, what was the restaurant called?
     
  12. I would do so many things to her of a sexual nature
     
  13. The place is called "stratas" or sonethibg its right near tge barking crab and MY STUPID FUCKING SMARTPHONE WAS DEAD so no pics i wish
     
  14. mila kunis is banging.. i don't care if everyone in here has already said it

    i want me some mila poon-is(thats poon not penis alright guys)
     
  15. great job of bringing sleaze into a cool story...
     
  16. rep to ta 10000x
     
  17. Mark sounds like an emotionless dickhead now.

    But anyway, good shit man!
     
  18. Great story man, I wish I could have been there. Would have been so sick to meet famous people.
     
  19. Thanks. I do my best
     
  20. I would bend her over on the scene of that's 70's show or whatever. I'd fuck her silly. Seriously. She is sooo sexy.
     

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