my dealer sold me weed with a chunk of poo in it

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by Twisting Blunts, Jul 17, 2011.

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  1. #1 Twisting Blunts, Jul 17, 2011
    this is fucked up

    my guy stopped by with an 2 ounces of some mid grade, when i opened the bag he's like "mannnnn shit's some fire mids, it actually smells like straight shit" i smelled it and it actually did, i was like wow this stuff's gonna be great i payed and he left

    well i went to break down the bag and i saw in the middle of the bag a tiny little turd, almost like a chunk off a turd of horse shit, i put it on the scale and it weighed almost 4 grams!! fucking guy shorted me using horse shit!!!
     
  2. #2 artic, Jul 17, 2011
    That's fucked up. You gotta kill him now and burn his house down and get revenge! :p
     
  3. #3 Bawgz, Jul 17, 2011
    Snitch
     
  4. #4 ssblind, Jul 17, 2011
    Call him up and ask him what all the shit is about.
     
  5. #5 FilthyJebus, Jul 17, 2011
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    Offer to smoke him out a bowl and tell him to bring a pipe. Break off a chunk of shit and put it in the bowl and put some weed over it tO make it look legit.give him greens and tell him to rip the fuck outa it. After he hits it for like 3-4
    SecOnds punch him with the piece still in his mouth. Proplem solved he just got decked and smoked dog shit
     
  6. #6 FruitSnacks, Jul 17, 2011
    Tell him to cut the shit.
     
  7. #7 Convict, Jul 17, 2011
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    Yes.

    I say you smoke the shit. If it gets you high as fuck, you just discovered a new drug. If not, kill his mom, rape his sister, piss in his bong, shit on his doorstep.
     
  8. #8 fenix420, Jul 17, 2011
    don't take that shit and stand up for yourself







    this thread is a pun galore
     
  9. #9 ramone&emiglio, Jul 17, 2011
    throw that shit back in his face and demand your money back
     
  10. #10 Cfitch, Jul 17, 2011
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    New definition of getting shitfaced.
     
  11. #11 Rasta Viking, Jul 17, 2011
    Some real browns.
     
  12. #12 Sweetleaftoker, Jul 17, 2011
    You got shit on with that deal
     
  13. #13 FiveOnIt, Jul 17, 2011
    troll?
     
  14. #14 Tomason, Jul 17, 2011
    troll!
     
  15. #15 freakie, Jul 17, 2011
    How much did you pay?
     
  16. #16 stoner111, Jul 17, 2011
    Call him and tell him you can't bellieve this shit
     
  17. #17 fenix420, Jul 17, 2011
    I've gotten shitty swag before but never any actual turds.


    Found a beetle, once.
     
  18. #18 Leftty, Jul 17, 2011
    Tell him you are not going to pay for this shit.
     
  19. #19 Brian 420, Jul 17, 2011
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  20. #20 Brian 420, Jul 17, 2011
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