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How to hide your high without being caught.

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by SmokinKush9, Jul 8, 2011.

  1. Hello blades. I'm rarely new to the MariJ and I love smoking. But I'm
    Not sure how to hide my high. Any suggestions?
     
  2. #2 Panda85, Jul 8, 2011
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    usually eyes are the only thing that really give it away.. keep them open and alert when you need to lol.. if ur eyes get really red.. use clear eyes or good eye drips. i stay quiet when i smoke or i say dumb shit on accident and cant complete a full complex thought lol.. and my eyes rarely ever get more red that what they are usually so i dont worry about it.. just have to fix my slanted/Chinese eyes
     
  3. Act normal..are your eyes red?
    If so look down or use eye drops.
    Head straight for a restroom..
     
  4. #4 jeph, Jul 8, 2011
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    - Use a moderate amount of body spray (or something) similar to mask the scent on your clothes. Alternatively, take a shower or simply change your clothes.
    - Make sure your eyes are open (like you aren't about to pass out from being too stoned), but not too open (like you're tweaking).
    - Use Visine, Clear Eyes or some other form of eye drops if your eyes are red. I have heard that drinking water will also help with red eyes, but I don't know this for sure.
    - Wash your hands if you smoked a blunt, joint, cone, etc. Because your fingers are coming into direct contact with the end you smoke, the smell will linger.
    - Use mouthwash to mask the scent on your breath. It won't be that noticeable, but it always helps. Also, if you're really paranoid, brush your tongue or use a tongue scraper. Green tongues are dead giveaways of usage.

    In general, just act like you normally would, but from a higher plane of existence. If you're relatively new to smoking, I would advise that you refrain from smoking in situations that you feel are sketchy whilst high. In time you will be able to better control your high while still enjoying every minute of it.
     
  5. The most obvious thing about me when i smoke is the way i act around others that havent. What I try to do is think about what id do if I wasnt high. I usually avoid eye contact when Im stoned, dont talk much and seem awkward when i do so just conciously try to do what you usually do subconciously. Make sense?
     
  6. learn to keep a straigt face high
     
  7. Just walk around repeating "Maintain" in your head. This is now your mantra until your tolerance is higher. Maintain... Maintain... Maintain... Maintain... Maintain... if your mind begins to wander, just bring it back to Maintain... maintain... main... tain...
     
  8. ^ Some good-ass advice right here. I touched on the physical aspects but this guy pretty much nailed the mental aspects. Bravo.
     
  9. I hid mine by not breathing the smoke into the wind, bliw with the wind so it's carried away from you, no smell. I always wear a bit of calogne so that helped, and when asked about the eyes I just say "allergies" or "my cantacts were bugging me, i just took them out"
     
  10. Thanks so much guys. I'm gonna try all this tomorrow. I usually try sneaking out my basement door to smoke but they caught me once so I am a little paranoid now...
     
  11. Your mantra should be, "I'm tired."

    It's usually enough to get people off your ass.
     
  12. No, the mantra is what you repeat to yourself. I'm tired is your excuse, and what you repeat to other people between yawns. Yawning when you say you're tired always drives it home.
     
  13. What you do is after you smoke put a jacket on, if at home. If you are going somewhere to smoke, wear a jacket and take it off when you smoke, put it back on after you finish, carry clear eyes, and a small hand sanitiser, if your can also carry a deoderiser that is used for toilets, one that destroys smell not masks it, strong mints will do for the breath. Now its up to you to act normal, Look at people in the eye, dont act sketchy.
     
  14. maintain...main..tain lol love it... i always just think to myself no one knows no one knows and try to focus more than usual.. kinda a buzz kill but its kinda exciting too lol if that makes sense... once you can pull it off.. u still get kinda paranoid but once you get away undetected your like "fuck yeh im pro"

    im 25 and legal to smoke/grow but still feel awkward being stoned stoned around my parents, even though ive smoked with them, i still enjoy the practice and try to act less fucked up...its not until you run into cops and you arent legal when the training really pays off

    i think i trained my sub conscious to do this automatically no matter how trashed i am.. i can drink and act/look sober..pulled off tripping on mushrooms in front of police and my parents a few times, even pulled off a hard core trip on dxm extract undetected (complete visual/semi conscious trip, recognized parents voice and acted out of reaction)
     
  15. 3 products gum,visine,axe and 2 things have an excuse and don't think about it to much
     
  16. Don't talk to people that you don't want to know unless you have to. A lot of people will catch on because of how you talk. And like said if your eyes are red, so get some eyedrops :)
     
  17. Get high morning, noon and night. Everyday.

    Basically, what I'm telling you is to become a hardcore chronic.

    If you are starting a new class, make sure to get high first. Same goes for meeting new people or starting new jobs. It's important that the first impression they get is the way you look stoned that sets the baseline for all of their expectations of you in the future.
     
  18. Did anyone else start yawning after they read that??? Or was it just me?

    My advice is not to get in situations where you have to hide your high in the first place. This might sound old-fogey of me but don't get high at work, school or any situation where you may have to react quickly (or react at all, really). I don't drink or take my pills when I'm in those settings, I see no reason to get high.

    However, if you do find yourself face-to-face with your parents-with-whom-you-have-not-yet-had-the-great-pot discussion. The best thing you can do is just accept it. Douse your eyes with visine if you have to but try to relax and tell yourself that they won't notice. 99.999999% of the time my parents caught me when I was a kid was when I was freaking out about them catching me. Ya dig?
     
  19. Like Edge said. Always be high so they think it's awkward when you're sober! Then you can post threads about "How to hide your sober without being caught" :)
     

  20. Holy shit :O :laughing:
     

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