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How I'm going to pass my drug test

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by Super Trooper, Jun 30, 2011.

  1. #1 Super Trooper, Jun 30, 2011
    I know there are alot of "drug test" threads on here, but I have some unanswered questions.

    The Situation: I'm 6'2, 220 pounds. I've been smoking daily for months. I was informed today that I will be taking a drug test next week. Cool, thanks for the heads up. It's for my job so I NEED to pass.

    I don't have enough time to do the whole t-break/cranberry juice/excercise thing. Too much in my system. So I've narrowed it down to 3 options:

    1. Detox kit. I'd get one from a headshop. The kind you drink like an hour prior to the test.
    2. Synthetic urine. (something like this Quick Fix Urine)
    3. Friend's urine

    If I use a friend's urine, how should I keep it warm? Just use a heatpack?

    Can anyone speak to the legitimacy of detox kits or synthetic urine? If you've used either before, what were the results? And of these 3 options, which one would be best to pass my drug test?

    Thanks in advance
     
  2. #2 GodGaveUsWeed, Jun 30, 2011
    I've never had to try and pass a drug test, but I've heard good and bad reviews of synthetic piss. It's shifty. I have also read from reviews that detox kits are kind of shit and that they are just like vitamins and stuff which don't really make a difference. I personally believe your best bet is a friends piss. Only thing is you need to keep it the right temp. Tape it right next to your junk so it can stay the right body temp. Also try to get it as fresh as possible. This is based off what I've read here on GC over the last few years I've been on the site.
     
  3. #3 kokostoner93, Jun 30, 2011
    detox drinks will not work and synthetic urine is not a guarantee pass. i'd say your best best is using a friends piss. Just get the piss in a eye dropper and put it close to your nuts so it stays warm and the right temp.
     
  4. #4 MistakeByMilake, Jun 30, 2011
    If you bothered to read anything on this board you would have noticed the "ANSWERS TO DRUG TEST QUESTIONS" sticky. Next time do yourself a favor and read before you write - you might just save yourself some time! Check out this post, it's all you need. Don't buy any detox kits (they're scams). This method allows you to use your own pee so you can even do it under supervision.

    http://forum.grasscity.com/apprentice-tokers/619280-answer-drug-test-questions.html#post9275051

    Important parts of the post above:

    1. Marijuana metabolite: AKA THC. The only, and I mean ONLY failproof method of testing negative for THC (besides abstinence) is dilution. That means you have to drink absurd amounts of water. You will throw up before you drink enough for it to be toxic.

    2. Creatinine levels. Some labs will test the amount of creatinine in your urine. The body produces small amounts of this naturally, and when urine is diluted, the levels are low and the sample is rejected as diluted. To combat this, take a creatine supplement starting a few days before the test. It metabolizes in about 24-48 hours, so no point starting more than 2 days in advance. Also, you can't take the supplement three hours before the test and expect to not be diluted. Take about 5g at a time.

    3. Specific gravity: some labs test for the specific gravity of your urine. If your urine is too diluted with water, the lab may reject the sample. To combat this, eat 8-10 tums between one and two hours before the test. The mineral complex of tums will increase the specific gravity of your urine and prevent diluted samples.

    Optionally, taking a B vitamin supplement a few hours before the test will turn your urine neon yellow. This is not necessary but will prevent suspicion, as your urine will come out clear if you follow the above steps.

    you're welcome.
     
  5. #5 Super Trooper, Jun 30, 2011

    Good info, but even if I followed it for the few days I have I don't think I would come up clean. Since detox kits are a scam, I guess it's between rolling the dice with the synthetic urine or making an awkward phone call for some piss. hmmm....
     
  6. #6 nikizmon, Jun 30, 2011
    Using a clean friend's urine (make sure it's a male, if you're a male) always works as long as you can keep it around between 90-98* (or close to that, I forget the exact temperature they look for).

    I'm 6' 205 lbs. What I did for my pre-employment test after smoking daily:

    1. Drank lots of water.
    2. Took a vitamin b supplement, preferably one with niacin. I think I took 2 in hour intervals before the test to keep the urine yellow.
    3. Ate lots of red meat (for creatine) since I didn't have a supplement. Also lots of food in general. If you have a supplement for it though then take that since I'm sure it has much higher levels.
    4. Piss as many times as possible before the test. If your test is at 9 am, wake up at 5 and start drinking water. The first piss of the day always contains the most metabolites so the more you piss before the test, the better.

    I only had 4 days before my test and I passed. My brother had 4 days too and the same thing worked for him.


    Try and use a friend's urine instead though if you can. Experiment with different ways to keep it warm, a heat pack usually works though.
     
  7. #7 MistakeByMilake, Jun 30, 2011

    You only need 2-3 days lol.
     
  8. #8 Hardnutcheck, Jun 30, 2011

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