How screwed am I?

How often do you smoke? If this was your first time burnin in a month then youll be fine. If you burn everyday then you have a couple weeks to go until you're clean.

 

Take 500mg of niacin every day, even the day of the test. Drink at least two gallons of water a day (bare minimum), try to do 30 min of cardio every day and eat lean meat and healthy food. You're pretty fuckin skinny, and two weeks is a good amount of time to allow it to go out but there still could be THC stored in your fat. Do those things and you should pass.

And yeah it also depends how much you smoked prior to those bong hits. If you smoked for a month and that was the last day you smoked, you're probably gonna be fucked.

 

What he said. ^^

Edit: the first dude, i took too long to post.

 

How screwed are you? Fairly.

 

Google Palo Azul. Works wonders, you can pass a drug test within 24 hours if you drink this stuff.

Ref; http://forum.grasscity.com/apprentice-tokers/328582-palo-azul-pass-dt.html

 

Palo Azul tea is the best.
I was on probation for 2years smoked the whole time.
I lived on the border, bought it at the local meat market. I'd check a farmers market or health food store.

 

You are ok trust me ive been drug tested at least 20 times and 2 weeks and only ten hits is an easy pass chill

 

It's a home test...? Assuming whoever is testing you isn't going to be watching you piss, put a couple drops of bleach in with your urine. Home tests are a joke.

 

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edit-
also, drinking lots of water days before the test wont do SHIT

do this (leeched)
1. You're going to need 4 aspirin (the ones that are about 300mg each), b-complex vitamins, creatine (if you know you can stop using for 2 days) and a 16oz bottle of water (not necesssary, but it helps you get the water levels right)
2. 2 days before your test, start taking creatine supplements or eating red meat. This will help raise the level in case they test for it. If you don't have this time, add creatine into the water you drink throughout the next steps.
3. Approximately 3-4 hours before your test, take 4 aspirin and drink 16oz of water (or gatorade/powerade)
4. Every 15 minutes after drinking the 16oz of water, drink 8oz of water. You're going to continue this until you take your test. After the first hour you should be pissing roughly every 15 minutes (I personally piss about every ten). After every piss, drink 4oz of water (yes, this is a lot of water, but if you want to pass your test, you'll do it).
5. About 1-2 hours before the test, take the b-complex vitamins (to change your piss to yellow so it doesn't look like you tried to dilute). I read somewhere before to take at least four, so I do that. If they're time release, crush them up. If you don't know if they are or not, crush them up.
6. The test. By this time you should be pissing like a race horse and pissing yellow. While you're taking the test, you do NOT want to start pissing in the cup. That is some of the dirtiest piss you will have. You want to fill it up with your mid-stream urine. Other than that, there's not much more I can help you with.

you dont have to worry about the creatine for a home test

 

Niacin has been proven to not work. You should be fine, assuming you've exercised a little in the past 2 weeks. You don't seem to have much fat on you, so no worries. Continue to hydrate and exercise when you can

 

On a scale of 0-10, 0 being not screwed and 10 being completely fucked, I'd say you're a 4-5. You have a chance of passing with your metabolism/weight, but it really depends on how much water you drink, how much you exercise, how much you smoke etc.

 

So you only had the 10 bong rips on that one day since December? You're fine

 

For someone on a weed board named chroniccommand telling me to smoke weed 'ery day, you really don't smoke shit for weed...

 

Some drug tests for work in the UK test your hair, if thats the case get fucking shaving coz your be fucked !

 

i smoked yesterday morning and I'm using palo azul bc i have a DT tomorrow well i pass my DT tomorrow