im pissed at myself...

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by wv dro, Mar 26, 2011.

  1. #1 wv dro, Mar 26, 2011
    so last night me, my best freind and 6 fine girls are chillin with a half of DANK. we smoked probably 6 grams out of my bong then my best freind leaves to get us some food but we couldnt chill there so we go walking around but i got paranoid because this same cop circled the block 3 times and im wanted by a group of people in the city we were in. and i had the stash and bong on me so i got paranoid dipped home and passed out. probably missed an awesome night.
     
  2. #2 wv dro, Mar 26, 2011
    now no one will text me back either
     
  3. #3 The Mack, Mar 26, 2011
    What are you expecting from this topic.

    My only response I can think of is you're a bit of an idiot aren't you?
     
  4. #4 Mardhyn, Mar 26, 2011
    Chances are they are passed out.
     
  5. #5 Golden Hour, Mar 26, 2011
    Better chances they are all having an orgy with your friend. He's gettin it in:cool:
     
  6. #6 wv dro, Mar 26, 2011
    haha no. i talked to them and it took him a minute to get back so all the girls went to the movies
     
  7. #7 Lucifer Christ, Mar 27, 2011

    ...to have an orgy.
     
  8. #8 xenith, Mar 27, 2011
    Lol you fucked up buddy.
     
  9. #9 S for Shoota, Mar 27, 2011
    Don't worry, you're not alone.

    I'm pissed at you too.
     
  10. #10 JetxLife86, Mar 27, 2011
    Pick one...

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-4QFYZzLPg]YouTube - Whip That Pussy!!! BANG!!!, BANG!!!, BANG!!!, BANG!!!, BANG!!![/ame]

    or

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ye0_ysiQsfQ]YouTube - I Whips Pussy![/ame]
     
  11. #11 screw head, Mar 27, 2011
    Dont worry their just bitches. im sure you can pretty much get any piece of ass if you got some dank bud. I know i did. :smoke:
     
  12. #12 wv dro, Mar 27, 2011
    what hurts the worse is while i was passed out one wanted to come over to my house and chill after the movie at like 3 am and shes the one i wanted. shes fine as hell and we actually talk alot :( (almost crying) shes a virgin too
     
  13. #13 MsDbird, Mar 27, 2011
    Interesting Anecdote, Accomplice
     
  14. #14 Captain Canada, Mar 27, 2011

    She definitely wants your bird. Go break her in!
     
  15. #15 Vokal, Mar 27, 2011
    I mean you could quit crying and just have her come by tonight or some shit.
     
  16. #16 Ninja20p, Mar 27, 2011
    Seriously bro, just text/call her and tell her you wanna fuck that pussy. It works wonders :D

    I'm getting it tomorrow.
     
  17. #17 K3VO, Mar 27, 2011
    Shame you dipped out brew. They stopped by my place afterwards. We had a great time.
     
  18. #18 Thomas29, Mar 27, 2011
    Just go at it RAW!
     
  19. #19 Nag Hamadi, Mar 27, 2011
    I'm pissed at myself too for thinking some of the members on this forum were decent enough people to not attack me with negative comments on my fucking story.
     

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