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How to pass a random drug test?! HELP!?
Posted 23 March 2011 - 12:21 AM
Posted 23 March 2011 - 12:23 AM
if it's for probation, good luck bro.
Posted 23 March 2011 - 12:25 AM
source: dealing with a piss test every month
Posted 23 March 2011 - 12:27 AM
Posted 23 March 2011 - 12:30 AM
Posted 23 March 2011 - 12:31 AM
Your only option at this point is to tape a bag of clean (hot) piss to your leg
Posted 23 March 2011 - 12:32 AM
Posted 23 March 2011 - 12:32 AM
you are unless you buy synthetic pee but idk anything about that. nah a guy's piss would not matter at all and really it's not too hard to find so your main worry should be keeping the pee between 90-100 degrees. and that's probably wayy easier for a girl if you know what i mean
this person's right. start callin headshops and see if any have synthetic urine.
Posted 23 March 2011 - 12:38 AM
Posted 23 March 2011 - 12:42 AM
Posted 23 March 2011 - 02:26 AM
Posted 23 March 2011 - 03:10 AM
Posted 24 March 2011 - 03:44 AM
to the OP.
you will not mask or pass the test unless you use someones clean sample. If you get it the night before, just keep it in fridge. Take it out the next day b4, warm up to about 105 and throw it down yer pants.
I have a temp strip on my bottle, but @105F when put in, it was 101 like an hour later, which will pass. Its the same temp strips as the test cup you'll have to pee in. The temp has to be between 90-100 degrees. People may argue that, but its the fact because of the blending effect of the test strip, not showing exact temperatures, just rough ones.
Posted 24 March 2011 - 03:46 AM
yeah that should work well. i know for a fact shampoo and soap bottles work so that should be perfect. get your donor to piss in a plastic cup and transfer it to the bottle for you so you don't have to handle their pee. after that have it warming to body temp asap. at a job related drug test you should have plenty of privacy to transfer it to the test cup. it's not as hard as you think you'll be nervous but it'll go fine
I was shaking I was so nervous the first time I did it. After that though, I handle it like a champ any time I get the phone call.
Posted 24 March 2011 - 04:07 AM
Posted 22 July 2012 - 11:37 AM
Step 1 : stop smoking immediately. Some would say you need at least 48 hrs before pissy time but, I've done it with only 24 hrs to spare.
Step 2 : OMNI and CFH both work. Omni is cheaper but tastes nastier than CFH, but CFH also tastes like shit. Just forewarning. so step 2 is go buy either one of these bottles at GNC or wherever you can find it.
Step 3 : you don't wanna fuck this up so go to Walgreen's or CVS and get an at home kit for pot. If they have them, get the double test kit.
Step 4 : DAY OF TEST!!! Give yourself at least 3-4 hours before going to see dr, tinkle and drink bottle of nasty bullshit that's gonna save your job.
Step 5 : EAT NOTHING!! You can drink all the water you want, that's fine in fact, the more water the better at this point.
Step 6 : Piss two or three times and then use the at home kit you bought at CVS or Walgreens on the 3rd or 4th piss. USE MIDSTREAM PISS! DO NOT CRACK OR FINISH ON THE TEST!!! If your gonna fail, this stick will show it. If you fail and you only have one test, skip the following and read parentheses. If you have a second test, piss a couple more times and try again. (if you fail, you may want to start thinking of some good bullshit to delay the test like, your best friend is dying in the hospital or some shit)
Step 7 : If you've made it this far, I assume you passed your at home test, now go take your real test. CFH and OMNI are good for about 6-8 hrs after you drink them, no matter how much water you drink. I mentioned giving yourself 3-4 hrs before the test but if you can start firing clean within an hour or two, MOVE YOUR ASS! And remember MIDSTREAM PISS!!!
I wrote this to confirm to anyone out there that isn't sure about using Omni or CFH, it is a process to use these .... juices?... that yes they do work but, they need to be used with THIS process. I have passed several drug tests using these methods and products. I HAVE NOT FAILED YET!!! This process is also beneficial to anyone who may be going to a place where a security guard actually frisks you for bags or containers of piss. The CFH or Omni is desgined to turn your body into a synthetic pissing machine. It even has vitamin B2 to keep your piss yellow while you flush all that water through.
... or you could just go get synthetic piss like these guys said.
FU Q QUEST DIAGNOSTICS!!
Edited by skorpyun812, 22 July 2012 - 11:43 AM.
Posted 03 December 2013 - 11:32 PM
man I have smoked out at like 1am and pasted a test at 10am,, with just water,, drink till your piss looks like water,, drink that shit all day everyday,, wont have time to settle in your system never failed one! ) o and take it ez on the smokeing ,, more than what you need is abuse anyways!!!
Edited by up4dazes, 03 December 2013 - 11:33 PM.
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