Oh also when you play Halo Reach, and spend about an hour on campaign walking into a corner. I couldn't for life of me just turn my character around. Lol
this happens to me all the time. sober or not. i think im insane. anyway... i think im to high when i smoked like 6 bowls. after that i went to get some pizza. i looked the guy at the register right in the face and started laughing. i started laughing more at how much i was laughing and so on and so forth that i realized i was way to fucking high and i just sat down with my friends laughing my ass off. i never got that pizza in the end. but i did get a free monster. (the energy drink) that made my high better thats back when i was a noob at smoking.
When you can't get that shit-eating grin off your face, can't stop high pitched giggling, and do freaky shit with your hands that leave your friends staring on in confusion...
When you see the exact same thing on your computer screen and your TV. Only if you're truly high will you understand this.
Broooo all the time, I'll be listening to Dave Matthews band and be like to my friends, the bass is amazing in this song holy shit. Then they be looking at you an say, bro the bass hasn't even started yet.... Hahaha
You know you're too high when you see a fucking peackon during winter... in wisconsin. Also when you try talking to a friend in spanish, realizing after your conversation that nothing said made sense.
When you climb up a tree then you get stuck and start laughing at yourself because you're stuck in a tree
You know your too high when your in spanish class and your teacher tells you to ask someone if they had pizza last night (in spanish of course) and you zone out while mumbling some spanish that makes no sense and talking about hamburgers. Everyone in my class was like wtf and I went into hysterical laughter lol.
one time when me and my dudes went beazy cruisin.. we had 4 or 5 bluntss of some KILLER. i was soooo high sitting in the back seat i had an out of body expierience and i started seeing everything in 3-D and everything felt like it was attacking me. i forgot my name and i asked myself where am i, and everyone else in the car was already FUCKED UP completely and they just started laughing. ahahha i was too high ahahah
When you just smoked a gram point 5 in your car by yourself and look up from the bong and ask, where am I going and whos driving?! Only to realize you're parked in your driveway and the only person in your car.
your too high when your sitting in the drive through ordering your food and the drive through person asks you what you want and you just start laughing your ass off and completely forget why the hell your there
When you wake up in a movie theater half way through toy story 3 not remembering how you got their then have to have a friend remind you your on a school celebration day at the movies
The room wont stop moving and u turn to answer a question ur friend asked u only to find out your sitting in a room by yourself. And I hear random music everytime I'm baked. It makes me really freakin paranoid. Has anyone else gotten too high? Like u can barely walk and your face is pale white and its just like too fucking crazy
downed about 1 gram in the bong and 2 brownies. late at night, i was playing elder scrolls oblivion. for a few hours straight. I forgot what reality was. So i have this katana, IRL. i equip that on my belt with ductape. got a ton of tin foil out, and made body armor. I decided i was ready at this point, i went outside and theres this swampland/woods outside my place. went over there and then drew my sword out. I thought that maybe if i get some practice with my sword i can slowly level up that ability each day. but i said fuck it to going into the woods and was patrolling the street, looking for bandits, etc. see a police car, and duck in this ditch. luckily they dont spot me. decided to lay low in this ditch for awhile, so i pulled out a bottle of rum. woke up the next day on grass under a tree to a bunch of little kids voices in the distance, i was at my old elementary school...loaded a bowl and took a few hits. walked into the school, said i was here to deliver something to the office, then took a piss, and finished the bowl from earlier in the bathroom. walkout and realize fuck i was in the girls bathroom. woops... got kinda hungry, decided to find the school cafeteria, eventually found the room where they keep all the food. the mexican lady there didnt speak much english so i just kept saying i was here to inspect the food. and she let me pass by. grabbed some fruit snacks a burrito and some milk. then i thought, hey this lady doesnt speak english i can get away with this, so really fast i took a hit and blew it in her face, then ran away with the food. next i wanted to get my thieving skills up, so i found my old house i used to live in, and broke in since the windows were unlocked, i figured the people that lived there were gone. (no cars parked, lights off). just chilled there smoked up, drank all the guys beers and ate there leftovers. watched some HBO on there plasma screen. had to take a piss, fuck it, pissed on the carpet so i could keep watching tv. got bored of tv, and decided to look around the house, found his comp, and jacked off once (internet porn). left the porn on, didnt see a point in clearing history. I left him a note that said "whoever cooked this is a decent chef" in there fridge, as i was looking around the fridge i found a jar of strawberry jam, my dick has sperm on it, i needed a way to clean it off. i stuck my boner in the strawberry jam a few times. left my old house. went home and passed out. woke up the next day and i was like wtf have i been doing? most of it was a blur. but i came to my senses.