Santa Claus lived with a Dominatrix. That was different.

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by sandaclaus, Feb 22, 2011.

  1. For those of you that have seen some of my posts, I have talked about Santa Porn, and how much money that industry could raise for charity using the image of Santa correctly.

    It was my second year, and I wanted to live near Manhattan in December. Well, I worked at Blood Manor, an awesome Haunted House in Manhattan, and there was this hot woman dressed as a dominatrix. Turns out, she just lived on hte other side of the tunnel, and had an extra room. The other room was the "dungeon" or her office.

    It was an odd mix. Here I was, with a white beard and red suit walking outside making people smile. I mean, from the buses to the streets, everyone just smiles when you are a real-bearded Santa, and it is pretty freaking intoxicating.

    One room over was an entirely different world, probably as far a part on the spectrum as two things can be. LOL!! Wow, that experiece blew my mind. I had lived a pretty sheltered life due to illness, so this was all new to me. It allowed me to look at the porn Industry in a completely different way. In fact, that is how Gangsta Claus makes his living. ( that was a creative time for me...I had just bought a white GGGGg-Unit jacket, and people on the street thought Santa was going "gangsta"



    I just want to let the people know that one of the world's top Santa's came from an interesting background. There is no other Santa in the world, who is considered legitimate, who will be able to say that while he was Santa, he lived with guys getting spanked in the next room. How cool is this? LOL!!
     
  2. Interesting side note.

    There was this young guy that was living in one of the other rooms. She was in session one night, and he walked into the living room wearing fishnets a short skirt and a blonde wig. He explained that he was asked to join the session, and then asked if I thought this made him gay.


    Now, I know people see this type of stuff everyday, but this was completely out of my element. That experience opened my eyes, and made me a better person. Is that too cliche?



    How the hell is "normal" society going to understand this story? LOL!!
     
  3. Wait...what?
     
  4. pretty much sums it up
     
  5. I'm not sure what you've been smoking...but I'll take some.
     
  6. same here man PASS THAT SHIT MY WAY
     

  7. Thats the only thing you can come up with? Guys, I am not sure how this part of my life looks, especially because I am trying to do some good for mankind.

    I guess I was just looking for a little support. I mean, I am a guy that society looks down on, and yet I am one of the few men qualified to kickstart the Santa Claus Movement...

    How does living with a dominatrix look? Is it funny, sad, creepy?

    Anything you can give me, other than you think I am stoned and making up a good story ( I have pictures to prove otherwise) please do. I am curious what you guys think
     
  8. Reading the title raised questions.

    Reading the thread raised even more.
     

  9. Yeah, that is a major problem I am having. I have lived a type of degenerate life ( always sick, did drugs type shit) but I got a pacemaker, became a medical miracle, and was given the Santa suit.

    I am the only Santa trying to kickstart a campaing that will help turn Santa into a tool for charity. Yeah, I know you guys probably don't care, but the issue is that I am a guy who is pretty fucked up, but in a fun and innocent way.

    I don't really fit into society too well. yet I am trying to kickstart a campiagn that will kind of do a lot of good for many people. How can a guy like me get proper representation? With a little help, the Santa Movement could be a global campaign taking place on the beaches...I want to market Santa to the 18-45 year old demographic, and know how to do this.

    I guess this is the wrong site to ask for help on this thing, but I am running out of options.
     
  10. this is the funniest shit i've read all day
     
  11. #11 sandaclaus, Feb 23, 2011
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    It wasn't meant to be funny. Oh sure, the guy with the blonde wig and short skirt makes a nice visual, but I am in some serious shit. I am too controversial, yet I know how to realistically bring in billions of dollars to charities that need te money. Why is this not public news, yet everytime a member from the Jersey Shore goes on a beer binder, the press reports it as an urgent news break.


    I AM ABOUT TO SNAP!! LOL!! Yes, I believe in Santa Condoms. This country is promoting sex to minors, and i am crazy for wanting to make sure they use protection ( a portion of all Santa Condoms could go to fighting STDS)

    I am anti-commercialism, anti media. I hate the media like nobody else, and thiink most of them are scum. Yet, I am told I need the media to kickstart the Santa Movement...FUCK THAT!!

    I am not a "great" guy. I am a little twisted, and society seems to want their do-gooders to be a certain way. That is why I have tried giving away the information on this site ( if you look at my posts, most of them are keys as to how to start a global charity campaign) I really want to say FU to many people, and get on with my life....

    So, if you can please put down that pipe and realize that this thread is a golden opportunity...Santa Claus is asking for your help, and anyone that gets involved or help starts this stupid thing, I promise I will make you rich beyond all your wildest dreams. Personally, I have earned my megayacht, and that is what I am going after.

    P.s. On a previous thread, other posters showed proof as to who I was...I am legit and a "real" Santa. I just have a few problems I need to work out.
     
  12. This is a movie in which Allanah Rae bangs Santa Claus. I didn't create Santa Porn, I just want to do Santa Porn the right way.

    All those SAnta Cons in the world wear people dress like SAnta and get wasted, if we can just get each bar to donate fifty cents to a local charity for every beer that is bought by a Santa, that is a lot of money for doing nothing but drinking. ( this year, at least in New York, they asked people to bring two cans of food. Which idea is more effective?)

    And yes, marijuana. It is because of this drug that would allow the SAnta Movement to get started, especially if it can be started by someone qualified on this site...How will they ever be able to look me in the eye and say Marijuana is bad..F Them.


    You see, though you think Santa is a joke, this type of campaign could have a direct impact on the culture you are involved in. From music to movies, to shit you see on TV, its meant to reach every level and interest. I have all the bases covered.
     
  13. dude ur nuts(in a good way tho...i think)
     
  14. My life seems boring....and normal in comparison
     
  15. I don't know what the fuck is going on in here, but please post pictures.
     
  16. i think you're a genius
     
  17. this thread is... crazy......
     

  18. Seven years ago, I was given the name Scott E Bananas. There was this georgous Black girl that worked at the Doctor's office. For some reason, I liked her ( first time I was attracted to a really big butt) So, I asked her. She ended up laughing in my face.

    The next day, I gave her one of those big Black and White cookies with the note " See, me and you can make a pretty good mix". My friend just thought I was Bananas.


    Which leads me to this. I am not sure if you ever watched the MTV show The Real World Challenge... This is where those idiots compete for serious money, but get drunk and act slutty. I want to be able to teach them a lesson, and "challenge" them to one of their contests...My teamates will be playing for their favorite charity.

    The only reason why I want to start this campaign is because there is a guy that calls himself Johnny Bananas...Fuck him!! He is absolutely ruining this name, and there is a whole generation of kids growing up with this idiot using my moniker. I want to prove that I am the real "Bananas" and just ridicule the guy. His name will be Johnny Peaches after I get through with him. LOL!!

    Oh yeah, hundreds of thousands of dollars would be given to charity, and that is the most important part. But honestly, this guy set me off.
     

  19. It gets even crazier. Believe it or not, I know what happened to Natalie Holloway, or at least have evidence that explains why she went missing...I haven't really talked about it in two years, and it is one of those "skeletons in my closet"...

    If anyone is interested, I will gladly explain the evidence, show you proof that puts me in Aruba ( in my wallet I walk around with an article about me as Santa in an Aruban Newspaper)

    LOL!! In what has got to be one of the strangest coincedences on the Planet Earth, I discovered Santa Economics the EXACT same time as I discovered what happened to Natalie.


    Now, let me add that I think the Santa Movement is a lot more important than the Natalie Holloway story. I kind of wish I did not have this information...its just weird. Unfortunately, the truth is not really exciting, and will not bring back Natalie or discover her remains.



    Guys, my life has kind of been a cross between Forest Gump and the bearded guy from The Hangover.
     
  20. Troll genius.....


    That's what it's called.......
     

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