Best Way to Smoke in the House (Discreetly)

So, before I discovered this amazing system of smoking without smelling, I was too sketched out to smoke in my house, because i'm living with my parents right now and they don't know that I smoke, but i'm not entirely sure they would be oppossed to it. I know my Dad used to be a pothead and my Mom did it in college, but I still don't think they would approve of me doing it in their house. Anyway, for anyone who wants to smoke in the house without giving yourself away, smoke in the shower. I take my goodies into the bathroom with me, load the bowl on my homemade waterfall made from a gatorade bottle, or "G-Banger", turn on the tub on cold and then turn on the bathroom vent afterwards so nobody hears the vent turn on before the water is running.. I fill the bottle up with the cold water and let the waterfall fill up and get nice and milky, open the top and try to ghost it so there's as little smoke entering my house as possible and voila.. Turn on your shower, get clean, and after you wash, turn the water on as hot as it goes and let the steam fill up the bathroom. I usually squirt some shampoo or body wash where the water hits so that it makes the steam smell like soap and mask any leftover smells. Clean up any crumbs and stash your stash. This is the best way to smoke discreetly in my opinion, but i'm sure everybody's got some suggestions??

Wow that's a great idea! I'm sure you've heard of the sploof too right?

ehh i used to but my moms bathroom is the only one with a window and its to sketchy to smoke without one, and my parents caught me [not smoking in the shower] they found my piece and my mom was like and i know why uve been showering in my bathroom so i cant because its a little to sketch now. w.e but yeah i guess, but im not gonna be the guy to tell you this because im sure alot of people will but -

ghosting the hit is really bad for you, and it is one of the things that makes marijuana smoke bad for you. but if it works for you have at it. good luck with your shower toking because i wish mine lasted longer ..

If you turn a shower on hot, the vapor helps cover up the smell. Use a sploof as well.

The shower method really isn't that effective IMO. Most people that I've encountered can easily smell the difference. A lot of parents realize their kids smoke, and a lot just chose to ignore it.

The shower method really isn't that effective IMO. Most people that I've encountered can easily smell the difference. A lot of parents realize their kids smoke, and a lot just chose to ignore it.

meh. there should be nothing to smell after your done, because the exhaust fan should completely replace the air in the room.

ive read this same post about ten times , old news man

For the love of raptor jeebus, use the search function. This thread pops up on a daily basis.

Using a sploof is so much easier though. I used to toke in the bathroom and have my mom walk in 5 minutes after I'm done and she couldn't smell a thing.

meh. there should be nothing to smell after your done, because the exhaust fan should completely replace the air in the room.

lol, its a small little motor fan. it will not replace all the air unless it runs for about 2 hours or so.

and really, whenever you smoke in the house when someone else is home and moving around, they will smell it.

its fucking pot man, smells like skunk.

really, go outside. parents notice...

fucking hate to say that but do it. ive got cuaght way too many times because i thougth i was being stealthy and shit, fuck no.

Or...you could just go outside and not have to devise a grand plan for smoking inside.

or you could just a take a shower late at night, leave the window open, run a fan and take like a 40 minute shower..

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if you do this right, its a very effective technique. I smoke and exhale all the smoke into a tshirt so there is no smoke in the air while the water is running on the hottest temperature. the door is blocked with a towel or something and i go about my smoking, blowing entire hits into the shirt. i pack up my stash, put the shower at a reasonable temp, hop in and lather with smelly soaps multiple times. i usually put soap up the walls to make it real soapy and shit. pop out, leave the water on hot for a little bit and then as cold as you can do it so there is minimal vapor which could carry smell in the air, chill out and then your good to go. ive been busted but ive used the shower method all the time with people around and never gotten caught

Or...you could just go outside and not have to devise a grand plan for smoking inside.

seriously, do your smoking business outside and you won't have to worry about getting caught..

why do people have such troubles doing it in their houses with parents, i toke up all the time in my bed and just exhale out my window. use a bowl so no excess smoke goes out. best of luck for all everyone tokin up

Ghost hits are ur friend bad for ur lungs tho but it works

I started smoking in the house about six months ago, my parents don't seem to have any idea. The bathroom is definitely the best place to do it. You can say you're getting a shower so nobody walks in on you toking up. We have an oddly powerful extractor fan that turns on automatically when you hit the lights, if you leave the window open and put it on, the smell vanishes in about ten minutes.

My parents' bathroom is huge, there's a chair in there which is cool. I smoked many a bowls in that chair this summer.

Get a Launch Box or another quality stealthy vape and you won't have to do all of the shower rigamaroll...

My parents' bathroom is huge, there's a chair in there which is cool. I smoked many a bowls in that chair this summer.

Prob the same chair your Pop's or Moms been using to blaze.. or well.. you know...