Urine stored in a condom is good for how long?

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by soflakid, Jan 18, 2011.

  1. Im getting drug tested after school and i have alcohol thc abd benzos in my urine so my frien is going to pee in a condom after school and tie it then right after im gonna go to the lab. Should i be good?
     
  2. yep but make sure that its warm when you give it over.
     
  3. I wouldn't store it in a condom, since you'll basically have a water balloon in your pants, ready to pop. Urine, at room temperature, will be good for a few days depending on how it's stored. Really, the only way that labs can detect old urine is if there is bacteria present, which will take a day or two to form at optimal conditions (heat, exposure to air/food). Refrigerating the urine will buy you a few weeks, while freezing will maintain the urine's integrity indefinitely. Since you'll be depositing the sample a few hours after you get it, there should be no concern on storing it until then.

    You only need to give the lab a sample of about 70 mL (it varies from lab to lab), so a large eye drop bottle full of urine would be optimal. As pigpen said before me, it also has to be at a temperature near 98 degrees Fahrenheit. There will be a strip on the collection container that indicates the temperature of the urine as soon as it is filled. This is the tricky part. I would buy handwarmers and duct tape one or two to the bottle to keep it warm. I would highly recommend making a container contraption that has a thermometer built in, so you can double check the temperature when you're about to give the sample. If not, keep the container nestled somewhere around your package for a while to keep it at body temperature.

    Most labs require the specimen to be between 90 and 100 degrees Fahrenheit when collected, but this again varies from lab to lab. Shoot for 3 degrees +/- 98. If the urine is too warm when it comes time, simply dip it in the tank water of the toilet to cool it off. Don't arouse any suspicion though, the nurses won't have a problem with failing you or asking you to retake the test if they suspect the sample has been adulterated.

    I know this is a lot of information, but passing is a lot easier than it may seem. The best advice I can give is to experiment with your own urine before the test to get a feel for your routine. Do it until your are comfortable and can reproduce a passing result each time. I just faked a pre-employment test Friday this way. However, I prepared on short notice and had a sample at 105 degrees when it came time to drop. I managed to cool it off right as the nurse told me to come out, and barely scraped by. Got the job. :smoking:
     
  4. 1-2 days max. Unless you freeze it.
     
  5. It will probably lose it's temp. in 20-30 mins. So it's kinda useless unless you get a 2-part drug test(like my most recent) where they made me pee in a bottle to get the temp. and than made me transfer that pee into another bottle, but i just put diffrent urine in it.
     
  6. thanks guys. the lab ended up not drug testing me and i did one from cvs and passed (':
     
  7. Don't recommend anything longer than a day.

    I kept some in the freezer long term once. Opened it up for the test, and instantly the horrible smell filled the lab and all the employees yelled "Old pee! Old pee!"
     
  8. Sounds like a good plan.

    Duct tape it to your thigh or under your arm. Tape a hot hands too it also and it will keep it nice and warm.

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    I used this method to pass two lab tests. I didnt use a condom though, I used an IV bag. Doesnt really matter what you use as long as it is clean. Get the sample as fresh as possible then go and give it to the lab asap so it will be pretty close to body temp. I also taped it under my arm because i felt more comfortable with it there. I had a light jacket on so it was pretty easy to hide.

    Like the other guy said, there will be a temp strip on the side of the container. Make sure it is no less than 90 and no more than 100 degrees F.
     

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