You know you're stoned when you're looking at the pictures to an android phone game and scroll through the same pictures like 20 times before you figure it out.
when you're on the sofa couch locked in the club and so still, some guy comes and checks the pulse on your neck to make sure you're alive (true story, happened last weekend )
You know your stoned when you pour yourself a glass of water and forget you are pouring water and overflow it everywhere (true story)
You just ate a whole family sized package of double stuffed Oreo cookies and you are still hungry. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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I was talking to my friend about her recent holiday to ibiza. After maybe 10 seconds of silent walking i asked her, ''What do you think of Iceland at Christmas time?''. (I've been thinking about going for a bit of travelling.) She then looked at me very seriously and replied 'I think Marks and Spencers do a better roasted chicken and Turkey.''
I was looking all over hell for my lit cigarette only to realize 10 minutes later I was holding the fucker all along
Also, when you hear your laugh and it sounds so weird to you and you wonder if it always sounds that weird.
You know your stoned when you just finished a really long detailed conversation to realize you are all alone. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
you know yuor stoned when \\you go to eat and jwen you go to grab another handful and accidentally grap pot and put in in yoyur mouth instead b