You know your stoned when.....

When your mouth is dry... your pretty high...

When you was smoking a cigarette and you finish it but thought u lost it so you search the house and pray it isn't burning to the ground

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Walk into a room and forget what you walked into the room for.

 

You play poop


Read it again fucker

 

When your watching a movie on netflix and suddenly realized you took, the time, effort, money and energy to rent it from redbox yesterday! Da fuq! I just blame it on Netflix. They seem like an appropriate fall guy.


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When you're trying to get a good cheery on your bowl and feel a little heat from the lighter. So you're like shit, my Afro's on fire. You reach your hand up and pat down, your 'fro is flat.

Then you remember, "I just went to sleep" and proceed to laugh your ass off.

...maybe you guys can't relate

 

You know you're stoned when you try to brush something off your shoulder and realize it's the floor.

 

you know your high when you get lost while biking on a hidden mtb path and end up on the other side of town

 

You know you're stoned when you're thinking "this song has been on forever" and only 3 minutes went by

 

You know you're stoned when you have a pizza in one hand and a joint in the other, and you bite the joint... True story.

 

you try to put eye drops in your eyes with your glasses still on.

 

You know your stoned when you empty your bowl ash into your weed dish instead of the ashtray. Happened to me during a heavy bong sesh.

 

Weed dish? You fancy!

I only have a weed desk

 

You stoned you're know when...

 

I got so high, I had to turn the volume down on my tv.. so I could taste the butter on my toast 

 

when you're too stoned to care that the wrong your is used in the thread title

 

When you go to pack the bowl you didn't finish smoking. 

 

You know your stoned when your trying to find your lighter but it's on your hand


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You know you're stoned when you laugh so hard you blow jalapeño pizza out of your nose.
Buzz kill to the max