You know your stoned when.....

You know your stoned when every car that drives by is a cop

 

you know you are stoned when you put the volume way down to make sure the neighbours don't suspect nuthin.

 

When you put the bowl in your mouth and light the other side where your mouth is supposed to be

 

When you eat a whole box of pizza and you're still starving

 

When rolling a joint becomes effort and you wish you could pay someone to do it for you.

 

You begin patting.your buddies down in search.of the lighter in your pocket

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but you spent all your money on weed and munchies lol

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You know you're high when your dad asks you if you smell weed and you start talking about alligators and how you need a pet alligator to distract him.

 

you take a hit from the bowl with a lighter in your hand and burn your face without realizing. honest, i didnt feel shit. the next morning there was a bad lighter burn. full outline of a lighter. haha. it was there for awhile. wish i had a pic for u guys


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You know you're stoned when you can't remember the password on your phone for the life of you and you have to check your text messages

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you know your stoned when you think the neighbors downstairs are arguing about the smell of weed but its really there tv!  0_o

 

You know you're stoned when you think it would be cool to through all of your lighters into a bonfire and watch the explosion.

It WAS cool, but now I have no lighters... shit

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You spend 2 hrs playing with a 7 yr old that's not yours. Lol.

 

You know you're stoned when you're sitting in a car getting high in the woods with your friends for hours...and starting to feel like you're actually going somewhere...moving down the fucking path in the car.
 
I was certain. Somebody had to get out and show me that we weren't moving..haha. THAT was the biggest bake of my life. So far..

 

When you spill bong water all through the house and spend 10 mins thinking of how to clean it up

When you give yourself a smilie from the hose piece and not relise until 5mins later

When you try so hard to to laugh while having your cone

When you miss the cone and set you hair alight (happened so many times)

When you have really good life advice and try telling someone but forget through mid sentence



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when you sit at the fridge door and look in the fridge for a good 30 minutes

 

When you look so blazed some random girl at an amusement park asks you to take a selfie with her lmao

 

When you wake n bake, rise with red eyes and billow then pillow.

What a quote!! Love it!!

 

When you trip over nothing

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When you think "I need to check my Facebook" then go onto google and type "check my facebook"