Sketchy Interaction with a Sketchy Fellow

So me and a homie blazed before church and it was fun and shit, but on our way home we went to go get gas and at the gas station was a sketchy looking blond short-haired dude, possibly Russian, but he looked ready to kill somebody. Probably homeless, he was skinny and creepy looking, like a crackhead.

My homie stepped out of the car and bought some gas, meanwhile, Sketcher Mcsketchyson was smoking a cigarette butt and staring us down. Then he moved toward the car possibly to get a better view of my homie. And I was in the car and Sketchyson walked toward my friend and said, "Hey, you wanna fight?" And my friend was all faded so he's just trying to get him off his back saying, "Nahh..... no thanks, man" and Sketcher was talking to him rambling on like, "Wanna drink? I drink nickles, dimes..... " And after a while of babbling he walked away like someone was chasing him and he grabbed his bike, puked on the ground and then went around the corner into a nearby neighborhood. Fucking sketchy as shit, I thought he was gonna kill us right there.

I would have lit his ass on fire lol:smoke:

I love the word sketchy more than life itself. I onced asked my Spanish teacher how to say sketchy en espanol and he said just say "Es muy sketchy" while nodding your head with bug eyes. I think he was fucking with me but I still say/do that til this day when I see a sketchy bastard.

I love the word sketchy more than life itself. I onced asked my Spanish teacher how to say sketchy en espanol and he said just say "Es muy sketchy" while nodding your head with bug eyes. I think he was fucking with me but I still say/do that til this day when I see a sketchy bastard.

i have a feeling this will spread

^ it wuz

Is that 'Jerk Jesus' with sunglasses on? LOL

..tha fuck?
lol. You could have been sodomized, you need to carry a piece if you encounter any more of these muy sketchy bastards!

Is that 'Jerk Jesus' with sunglasses on? LOL

I thought it was Macho Man Randy Savage.

I thought it was Macho Man Randy Savage.

Your guess is probably better than mine...

..tha fuck?
lol. You could have been sodomized, you need to carry a piece if you encounter any more of these muy sketchy bastards!

I know dude! I'm gonna carry my switchblade more often now

Hey, I didn't puke ALL OVER THE GROUND..bastard.

Hahahaha what the shit?! Where do you live man? like is it common for crackheads to be hangin around gas stations smokin cigarettes? lol where I live that guy would be known around town in a day haha sketchy nonetheless though

I thought it was Macho Man Randy Savage.

I thought it was The Dude from The Big Lebowski.

Hey, I didn't puke ALL OVER THE GROUND..bastard.

I never said "all over" homie, you best lay off the crack, crackhead

Hahahaha what the shit?! Where do you live man? like is it common for crackheads to be hangin around gas stations smokin cigarettes? lol where I live that guy would be known around town in a day haha sketchy nonetheless though

Well, legally people like this are allowed to hang out wherever they want.

I didn't tell the store owner inside the gas station shop because we were just too faded to even think of that. We just drove off thankful whatever substance he was on didn't tell him to kill us right there

I thought it was The Dude from The Big Lebowski.

That's what I thought too. Badass if it is.

I thought it was Macho Man Randy Savage.

this is who that is

Shoulda used Magic with the "Will User Robe". You get +5 Damage. I mean you don't get as many XP but Russians are hard to kill. Communist robots and resilient old ladies draped in shawls...every last one of 'em.

Lucky they completely removed neg rep because I was about to donate to -rep everyone who posts one of these.

please explain to me why the fuck you would go to church high?

please explain to me why the fuck you would go to church high?

Please explain to ke why the fuck would you go to church sober?