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Unflavored Gelatin Before Drug Test?

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Posted 25 November 2010 - 01:40 AM

I heard that if you consume unflavored gelatin with water before a drug test, you will pass.

My question is .. why? what does it do.

Any other good segestions for cleaning out in appox 1 week? what really does the trick, spoken from a true stoner.
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Posted 25 November 2010 - 01:52 AM

I heard that if you consume unflavored gelatin with water before a drug test, you will pass.

My question is .. why? what does it do.

Any other good segestions for cleaning out in appox 1 week? what really does the trick, spoken from a true stoner.


actually you need strawberry jello. and it cant be from the store. it HAS to be homemade. o GOD help you if its store bought!!

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Posted 25 November 2010 - 02:17 AM

You have to throw some cyanide in it and mix it with grape flavored kool-aid. Then, assuming you do it with 908 other people, you might just pass that drug test.

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Posted 25 November 2010 - 02:27 AM

^Yes, this for sure.

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Posted 25 November 2010 - 02:38 AM

Im usually not a dick in the apprentice forums, simply because this is the apprentice forum and I respect the fact that I was a noob at weed once too. But like seriously, some questions really get me going.

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Posted 25 November 2010 - 05:44 AM

Why homemade, and why is this a noob question. What does it actually do to help you pass.

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Posted 25 November 2010 - 05:49 AM

if my powers of perception hold true, every one of them is being sarcastic. unflavored gelatin does nothing to help you pass a drug test.

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Posted 25 November 2010 - 06:06 AM

actually you need strawberry jello. and it cant be from the store. it HAS to be homemade. o GOD help you if its store bought!!



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Posted 25 November 2010 - 07:20 AM

I believe you're talking about fruit pectin. It's like a powder that you mix in with a gallon of water/gatorade, that you drink like 5-6 hours before your test. You can find it in the canned jellies section at a ton of supermarkets. I have friends that swear by it. I have no idea how it works.

Please don't go off on me about how it's dilution. Every time my buddies have used this it's been for a job, at a lab, where they check on that shit. If you're taking a shitty at-home test, then I'd just figure out a way to tamper with that shit, because that fruit pectin tastes like booty-hole.




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