how to hide being stoned at home

glass mason jars are amazing for hiding smell since they are air tight (and good for your weed too, assuming it's cured and dried properly) and you could use a sploof if you want to be extra cautious.

maybe invest in a MFLB?


edit: also wrong section

 

stealthiest vape around

Magic-Flight

 

it's around $100 and you can order online at BlissSville

or check your local headshops

 

Trying to act more opinionated, and don't get paranoid, it usually leads you to do stupid shit. And my best hiding spot would be in an airtight jar, hidden behind/under furniture or in an empty enclosed subwoofer box.

 

Don't hide it. You're 18+ and should be able to have a reasoned conversation with your mom. If not, it is still better to have it out in the open since you're an adult....

Unless...you're still 16....

 

Yess. it is soo awkward if you do

 

a thermos is a good spot to put your bud and pipe, it holds the smell in and keeps your bud fresh. as long as u have a window and a pipe (not a joint or blunt) u just have to lean out and blow the smoke out. after smoking just keep the window open for 10-15 minutes and there should be no smell

 

this is something i honestly believe one cannot teach another

you either learn it or you don't

 

how about asking mom's permission to toke out on the porch(it is her home)?!?...pointing out that it won't stink up her house...also use your "illuminated state of consciousness" after toking to "get into" helping mom out with house cleaning, and yard work, etc. when I smoke it makes me inventive, attentive, and productive (in a cool trippy sort of way).

respect mom's wishes...or move out on your own.

 

just stuff the cardboard part that toilet papers rolled onto with dryer sheets and blow the smoke through.Id just go outside though.

 

The only sure way to prevent yourself from getting caught with bud is to well, not have bud. If she doesn't approve of it, you should respect that while living under her roof.

 

I don't really think it's that hard to hide being stoned at home... Even if you do all these steps (eye drops, gum,spray,etc) there's still a way your mom can figure it out. It's not so much about hiding things (eyes,smell,etc), it's more so how you act. Your mom knows you and how you act, she will definitely notice if your being strange! I've been in situations with the police where I had red eyes, minor smell and breath reeks. How did I get away with it? It's all about how you act. If a cop sees all these things it's an indicator, yes, but they also look at how you act. Just my little bit of info...

Don't act blazzzed out of your mind and you will be fine!

 

I agree. and especially if your mum is anti pot, the stupidest thing to do would be to bring any paraphernalia into the house. learnt that one the hard way. they will eventually find your shit man and it will be a much bigger surprise if she doesnt know you smoke up. and once she finds it once she will be on the lookout.

 

Bingo ^^

Bud smells. Used pipes stink like hell. Think about it- You are inhaling hot smoke deep into your lungs. Your lungs will retain some of this smell.

You can always find bud and smoke it. You can always go back and catch your 'high'.
Trust me, it's much harder to rebuild your relationship with your mother after she finds your used pipe or smells marijuana smoke coming out of the bathroom while you are "showering"

Hiding it from your mom means you WILL have to Lie. I wish I could take back all the times I lied about where I was going and what I was doing.
Prove your maturity to her by talking about it. If she wants nothing to do with it or completely shuts you down, well then you've done all you can do.

**I chose to completely hide my involvement with Marijuana from my parents- it worked for about a year. Then they found out (yea, eventually you'll fuck up). It's never been the same at home.**

Good luck man

 

Respecting her wishes may be the most mature/ responsible thing to do but if you're desperate, try talking to her about it! It may not be the easiest conversation to engage in, but who knows, it could pay off. Worst case scenario: You're back where you started.

If you cannot muster the courage to discuss such matters, look at some vapes and just play it cool while you're high... Sketchy kids acting sketchy are sketchy

First post btw, greetings Grass City members!

 

Go up to her and say `Hey man, I mean mom, what`s up man?`