Unofficial Stoned Text's Thread

Ever send or receive a funny/stupid/obviously blazed text message?
Post em here
I searched and didn't find other threads along the same lines, i think it's got potential:smoke:

Alright, i'll try n get the ball rolling...

Here's one i sent last night, not a great one, but still:

"I'm around the corner that's around the corner. So I'll be around the corner soon."

Crustacean.

^^ I have no memory of sending that text, but it was in my sent messages...

"please stop texting me i am too high to think of responses. sorry."

real message i sent once LOLOL

When I'm high if I remember to text people back after putting it off a few times they're typically reduced to one word answers.

One time when i was still kinda noobish stoner, i was hanging out with the most beautiful girl i know and we were at her house. I was so uplifted!!! and her dad comes in and takes me to his hideout to show off his new tv, which is all cool and all. This girl is named madison i ment to text maurice, but texted madison. It said

"dude i just had a one on one with this girls dad and im so stoned, it was so hard to keep it together" and then she asks me why i sent that text to her. I just played it off and said yeaaaaa i really am.

She doesnt smoke or drink EVER. and she still has her V-card

I do this all the time.
"Jade I am so high. I feel like I'm sinking into the bed and I'm smiling at myself"
She didn't reply lol.

Last night I had a phone call at 1:30 in the morning, high as hell.
"Hellos?"
"Heyy it's Nick"
"herp derp flerp....I....derp....srsly call me tomorrow"
"You ok?"
"....night Nick"

End call.

Me to my older brother (he still won't let me live it down)

Me- Did I leave my phone in your car? Hit me back asap.

I realized what I had just done as soon as I hit send and facepalmed the shyt outta myself.

I texted my friend "Hey whats up" about 12 times in the span of an hour and a half once. I kept forgetting I had texted them. Turns our their phone had died so they couldnt reply.

I dont really like texting when Im high because once I read the text and reply, sometimes I forget who I'm texting or what I'm texting them about. Though I have gotten a lot better at that lately.

Edited by OhMyKush, 01 November 2010 - 03:03 PM.

this is kinda like that ipod/iphone app tfln. Anyways, cool thread. I can't think of any texts right now, but I will definitely post back when I have something worthy to say.

was chilling with my two friends and smoking..one of my friends went to the bathroom and i forgot he was at my house so i texted him saying yo when you coming, when hes been at my house for about 3 hours

Another one of mine:

Note: "Big Boy" is the name of my bong...

"Had a bit of your stuff left in my bowl. Smoked it outta big boy. Well n truly blazed. N bout to meet up with this hotty. Cheers man. I'll give her one for you."

Then a couple hours/a joint later:

"Honestly. I forgot bout giving her one for you. But i'm gonna go home n toss over what i just did with her. I'll think of you then ;)"

"Hello?"

"Ha hah!"

end call

I normally don't have a problem texting while high, no matter how high I am. when I'm sauced up it's a different story..

I usually always forget to respond, then 20 minutes later i'll start typing something, but before hitting send i'll go do something else..

First time i ever blazed, i got fucking lit, and txted my parents.

ME: 8:00- Hey im sleeping
Dad: 8:15- Dont drive anywhere tonight.............

I always write out a text but then forget to actually send it... so I look at my phone like 20 minutes later and just shake my head

I pulled out my cellphone to see what time it was and it was 7:07, but the 7:07 looked like a face to me and made me laugh. I sent my friend a text and asked him if he saw what I saw and he said no.

Once I included the phrase "To be frank" in a text. And in the same text I said, why is it frank? Why not thomas, or roosevelt?

Hahah fucking hell.

i usually dont have ridiculous stoned texts but it takes me like 10 minutes to write a simple texts lol