Ask a lesbian anything

So ask me anything and I will answer. Literally no question is too stupid, offensive or redundant. So ask a lesbian and I shall give you answers.

 

No I don't hate men at all actually most my homies are men. I prefer the company of men to that of women.

 

To smoke copious amounts of marijuana and ponder our exsistance.

 

I prefer a girl with a strap on. For me however I give it a lot more than I take it. I guess strap on sex is more focused on the receiver, so she gets her pleasure and it is not about your pleasure you are focused on her.

 

I'll get right on that. And I love pianos knowing how to play used to get me laid a lot.

 

That one I don't understand maybe because he looks like a virginal teen girl?

 

Because women are power hungry, vindictive and generally want to control anything they can it makes them feel more powerful I assume. I don't understand women like that and am so glad I am not one.

 

I blame The L Word for that. It seems like now you have all of these butch women trying to grow dicks and facial hair. I feel it is a way to feel more powerful, more in control of the way the world views you. I personally wear both girls and guys clothing and I would be more "butch" but I hate labels. I just think people in general try to conform to the way that they think society wants them to be. And butchy lesbians must act like men, similar to flaming queens who are so gay that rainbows shoot out of thier ass and they break into showtunes on a regular basis.

Tomboys are generally girls who don't mind to get dirty, enjoy things are typically more masculiant such as bikes,cars,video games etc. While dudes with a vagina are just in thier way comfortable being that way although I still think that some feel like they will get more respect, admiration or be accepted by thier peers more if they act like that.

According to my wife, who as she puts it is a lipstick. She likes the look, style and overall idea of man she just prefers tits and pussy to balls and cock.


And finally pussy on pussy is amazing, nothing better than skin against skin. I do like strap on sex, more giving it than receiving it. However I enjoy giving rather than receiving on all forms of sex.

 

If I had to guess it would be a pussy that wasn't clean or maybe had some kind of infection. According to Urban Dictionary it means :A term from the latest south park episode, "It's a Jersey Thing". It basically means vagina. Pussy. But, don't expect it to make sense. It's... it's a jersey thing.

I have never heard that so I guess it is a Jersey thing.

 

Well first off it is spelled Dyke when refering to something it is generally good to spell it properly.
A dike is wall that retains water, a dyke is a lesbian. Just to let you know.

And secondly why come in here to get the thread off topic, if you didn't have a question why waste your time posting anything.

I am glad you shared your opinion though. I like different opinions, as we all are complex creatures.

And lastly what is normal anway, how can we really define it. If you know they answer I would gladly like to be enlightened.