Ask a lesbian anything

So ask me anything and I will answer. Literally no question is too stupid, offensive or redundant. So ask a lesbian and I shall give you answers.

are you an angry dike that hates men? if so why?

Why are we really here?

Are strap ons appealing? Would you prefer a girl with a strapon or a guy?

Will you send me pictures of you and another girl dressed up as cheerleaders gently caressing each other and gently kissing her as you place her hand on her thigh? She starts to blush wondering if she really wants it but the soft touch of another woman made her realize just how bad she needs it.

Also how do you feel about pianos?

Why is justin bieber a lesbian mascot?

Why do women want to rule the world?

Why do some lesbians turn into men with vaginas? I mean hair, clothes, walk, talk, everything like a man except that they have a vagina. Why are they trying to be like men? There is a big difference between tomboy and a man with a vag and breaststststts


Also, why do some lipstick lesbians go after that type? I can't tell you how many times I've seen a "butchy" or "manly" lesbian dating a girly girl.....and I'm just there like...."wat"
Is it because they like the image of men but not their dingalings?

Also also, I had a friend whom was a lesbian and loathed toys. She loved "pussy on pussy"...no strap ons, no dildos, nothing like that. What do you think about that? What is your stance on lesbians who wear strap ons?



....thanks

are you an angry dike that hates men? if so why?

No I don't hate men at all actually most my homies are men. I prefer the company of men to that of women.

Edited by Annicus, 18 October 2010 - 11:20 AM.

So ask me anything and I will answer. Literally no question is too stupid, offensive or redundant. So ask a lesbian and I shall give you answers.

Whats muff cabbage?

Why are we really here?

To smoke copious amounts of marijuana and ponder our exsistance.

Are strap ons appealing? Would you prefer a girl with a strapon or a guy?

I prefer a girl with a strap on. For me however I give it a lot more than I take it. I guess strap on sex is more focused on the receiver, so she gets her pleasure and it is not about your pleasure you are focused on her.

Edited by Annicus, 18 October 2010 - 11:16 AM.

Will you send me pictures of you and another girl dressed up as cheerleaders gently caressing each other and gently kissing her as you place her hand on her thigh? She starts to blush wondering if she really wants it but the soft touch of another woman made her realize just how bad she needs it.

Also how do you feel about pianos?

I'll get right on that. And I love pianos knowing how to play used to get me laid a lot.

Why is justin bieber a lesbian mascot?

That one I don't understand maybe because he looks like a virginal teen girl?

Why do women want to rule the world?

Because women are power hungry, vindictive and generally want to control anything they can it makes them feel more powerful I assume. I don't understand women like that and am so glad I am not one.

I've been curious as to how lesbians meet other lesbians without it being completely open. Maybe hard to explain, but is there a les-dar?

Why do some lesbians turn into men with vaginas? I mean hair, clothes, walk, talk, everything like a man except that they have a vagina. Why are they trying to be like men? There is a big difference between tomboy and a man with a vag and breaststststts


Also, why do some lipstick lesbians go after that type? I can't tell you how many times I've seen a "butchy" or "manly" lesbian dating a girly girl.....and I'm just there like...."wat"
Is it because they like the image of men but not their dingalings?

Also also, I had a friend whom was a lesbian and loathed toys. She loved "pussy on pussy"...no strap ons, no dildos, nothing like that. What do you think about that? What is your stance on lesbians who wear strap ons?



....thanks

I blame The L Word for that. It seems like now you have all of these butch women trying to grow dicks and facial hair. I feel it is a way to feel more powerful, more in control of the way the world views you. I personally wear both girls and guys clothing and I would be more "butch" but I hate labels. I just think people in general try to conform to the way that they think society wants them to be. And butchy lesbians must act like men, similar to flaming queens who are so gay that rainbows shoot out of thier ass and they break into showtunes on a regular basis.

Tomboys are generally girls who don't mind to get dirty, enjoy things are typically more masculiant such as bikes,cars,video games etc. While dudes with a vagina are just in thier way comfortable being that way although I still think that some feel like they will get more respect, admiration or be accepted by thier peers more if they act like that.

According to my wife, who as she puts it is a lipstick. She likes the look, style and overall idea of man she just prefers tits and pussy to balls and cock.


And finally pussy on pussy is amazing, nothing better than skin against skin. I do like strap on sex, more giving it than receiving it. However I enjoy giving rather than receiving on all forms of sex.

Whats muff cabbage?

If I had to guess it would be a pussy that wasn't clean or maybe had some kind of infection. According to Urban Dictionary it means :A term from the latest south park episode, "It's a Jersey Thing". It basically means vagina. Pussy. But, don't expect it to make sense. It's... it's a jersey thing.

I have never heard that so I guess it is a Jersey thing.

I don't have any questions.

I wouldn't normally ask someone in route to being a bull dike, much at all about life. Since afterall, you just don't live the normal life, that most of us live. I don't think you can give much advice....on the life.....I prefer to live.

I sincerely doubt....a bull dike has much information about life. Oh sure, probably plenty of information about "HER" life......but anything of use to anyone else? I doubt it.

Since mostly, guys aren't interested in lesbians.

We're interested in hot confused young girls who are bi, but are still interested in men, who are hot, and still intend to eventually hook up with men. But as far as actually caring about lesbians who plan to say lesbians for life?

I don't think many guys, or girls (Other than girls who are lesbians, or guys with some weird ass fantasy)....care.

It's not our fault, you failed at being normal.

Glad you found an alternative though.

Well first off it is spelled Dyke when refering to something it is generally good to spell it properly.
A dike is wall that retains water, a dyke is a lesbian. Just to let you know.

And secondly why come in here to get the thread off topic, if you didn't have a question why waste your time posting anything.

I am glad you shared your opinion though. I like different opinions, as we all are complex creatures.

And lastly what is normal anway, how can we really define it. If you know they answer I would gladly like to be enlightened.

I believe if you use dildo's then you aren't fully lesbian. Are you bisexual or full blown lesbian?

And there IS a difference between a Lesbian and a Drag King. Drag's love to play the opposite sex, therefore making them a man than a girl.

Oh and can I watch you and your girlfriend do stuff? or is that strictly off limits to lesbians?