How to pass a home drug test

Quit.

Otherwise you will be spending loads of money on a number of vitamins. You can try and dilute it with water, but numerous times of that will become suspicious.

 

Matt im going to help you. Because for some reason, on the internet. Nobody wants to give a straight answer. Okay I had the same problem. Here is a simple solution!

Get an empty eye dropper,

Get bleach, pour it into a small cup. Then suck up the bleach with the eye drops.

Hold on to that eye dropper but MAKE SURE you DONT USE IT for EYES!

Then when you have the drug test, put six to ten drops. I prefer to add more but DONT add to much or it will smell like bleach.

It works 100 percent. I ACTUALLY TRIED IT!

But beware. Some of the crappy walgreens ones can be sent off to the lab. And when its sent to the lab, there is no tricking it. They will see it was tampered and fail you.

Hope it helps!

 

you could always just say no.

 

AYE! REVOLT!

 

over-diluted water and bleach is an autofail for a lab test on a U.A. go to walgreens or a pharmecy somewhere close and buy a bottle of 500mg Slo-Niacin. if you think you will get a U.A. the next day or after about 6 hours you: if next day take 2-4 of them (about 1 for every 50 pounds you wiegh rounded up) and go to sleep. you will be asleep by the time the burn hits if it does. i havent tried the 6 hour clean but i hear it works. this one you will feel the burn so just keep it to 2 or 3 if you are desperate. if you do that you will piss clean and it is IMPOSSIBLE TO OVERDOSE ON NIACIN. if you feel sick or in a lot of pain take a warm shower. this might not seem like a good idea but it makes you feel a lot better when you get out. after you take the pills drink water until it is uncomfortable to drink. try to piss at least twice before the test and drink more water in between each piss. try to stall to the next day if you can. if you think they might be giving you a test within the next few days though take some niacin after you come down form your last high

if you are sure your parents arent going to send it to a lab or take you to a urine analysis center the bleach thing works too

notes-
-make sure you get Slo-Niacin or it will burn like hell within like 10 minutes
-niacin is actually good for you. it rids your body of most of its toxins and leaves no trace for a U.A.
-again - impossible to O.D. on it. you might feel pretty sick if you take way too much
-also know as vitamin B3, but its near impossible to get enough from food or drinks to flush your system
-military recruiters tell new recruits to take this to pass the urine analysis
-tried and tested - everyone i know that has tried niacin for a test has passed. you will find places on the internet where the government and doctors say it won't work, but if you want the truth, look in forums and comments.

here is a link to some of the health facts of niacin-
http://www.mens-total-fitness.com/niacin-flush.html

 

your over 18 so just refuse it if your at home but if its for a job then id say do the ol' switcheroo
happy blazin!

 

HAHAHAHAHAHA that made me fall out of my chair

 

if your parents are just Testing you with the ones from walgreens then just have a friend give you clean piss to put in a bottle or something. the tests are testing for drugs not for anything else. So the piss your friend gives you wont go bad, it doesnt need to be a certain temperature either.

After you pass a few tests explain to your parents that you dont smoke and its a waste of their money to keep buying tests.

Or just tell them you smoke and its not a big deal. Tell them these tests can be from 25-50 bucks a piece and they would lose a few hundred dollars just proving that their kid smokes.

 

you can buy fake urine from heashops

 

shit in the cup and hand it back to ur parents

 

You do realize he said home drug test. NOT LAB TEST. You'll even pass a lab test with bleach but it'll show in a lab test that you added bleach.

 

Take some dove soap (like the soap you use in the shower) and put some under your nail if you want to be stealthy about it. Then take the drug test and pee on to your finger and into the drug test. The soap will make the drug test inconclusive and if it doesn't have that as an option since its only a shitty home drug test it will be negative. Make sure you wash your hands after !

 

awesome username man!

 

thanks lol. beatles fan?

 

you know it

 

When you wake up dip your index and middle fingers in bleach and take the test whenever they ask you too and pee on your fingers and let it drip into your test. This way if they stand behind you to make sure your not doing anything sketch they won't see a thing. Good luck bro

 

are you sure this actually works? How many times have you done this? I have a very similar situation and I could just keep the eye dropper in the bathroom. So this would help a lot.