dumbest thing youve done while stoned

I skipped dinner.O_O

 

got up yelling they are trying to take my body lol i was just lying on the floor then all of a sudden two things appear and start trying to shake me out my body

 

Fell asleep in a bowl of cereal on the floor. Misplace contents of refrigerator.

 

Stared into my fridge for a good 15 minutes looking a nothing with my eyes unfocused then realizing i was staring at the blurry inside of my fridge for 15 minutes. Then proceeded to not getting anything out of the fridge, leaving the kitchen then noticing i didnt get food..

 

Climbing in beach caves as high tide was coming in. Did this several times.. Got trapped once and had to almost swim out.. Stupid and scary. Don't listen to stoned friends fun ideas all the time lol


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Been smoking joints all day, went to a friends house for a small get and began dranking with shots that night..two words...GRAVITY BONG.

It was home-made and it was almost the death of me. Almost fainted on my ass and couldnt stop coughing for 5 minutes.

I just remember people said my face was as white as the wall. Scary!

 

Stopped smoking haha.


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light a joint in my dad's house b4 he knew I smoked my friend elbowed me and was like dude were at your dad's so I ate the joint my dad's reply was dumb ass just wasted a good joint followed by don't bring it to my house again but we laughed for awhile

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Too baked..to remember..

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Shave a beard

 

Walk into a room and forget why I went in there. I start milling around the house until I can remember what I was about it do.
 
But now I do it sober too

 

I do that every day lol.

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Got pulled over by a cop while high. We all made jokes about weed like : Let me be blunt with you officer , we have not smoked pot. I then proceeded to smoke pot in a cigarette. Didn't think he would notice. But I was too high to care.


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damn man that sucks but funny.

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last night me and my friend went through a couple of bowls each then as my mate was lighting another i found straw hats in his garage and we wore them. as he was taking the hit i was seeking life advice from an ironing board we had previously named Sally (another stoned story all together) and we just stood there and giggled for what was probably 2 minutes.

 

I do dumb stuff all the time  when stone or not. I got one My friends and I where walking.it was in the a few years ago 
 
I was still in high school at the time before the USMC.We where smoking all night long drinking beer and what not
 
We when for a walk we seen a stop ahead sign we thought in meant big red hole ahead men so we freak out after about five minutest

 

I pulled out my one-hitter and took a puff in a crowded bar full of uptight, unfriendly people in a very small, redneck town.

 

One time my brother, his best friend, and me were smoking out of a stem water bottle bong. Eventually my brother thought he passed it, dying of thirst he began to proceed to drink his waterbottle but in fact was the bong water. We sat there and watched him drink half of it until he realized it lolol