[quote name='"TIYX"']A friend of mine his girl friend and me left a friends apartment at like 3 in the morning, we decided to smoke a bowl before we left the parking lot. after we were done. my friend remembered he left his pack of cigs up in the apartment so he went back up to get the pack. his girl friend and me sat in the car for about 2 min. when all of a sudden 3 squad cars pulled up behind us blocking all exits then two more pulled up in front of us. The cops said nothing and did nothing they just sat there for about 5 min. I finally decided to step out of the car and an officer walked up to me and just ask for my ID. he ran my name and gave it back and said that we could go, but they did not leave. I told my friends gf that i was going to go run up to the apartment to get my friend so we could leave. His GF stupidly followed me. When we got up to apartment we looked out the window and the cops were trying to open the car doors and pry open the truck with some thing. my friend call 911 on the cops LOL told them to bring the state or county cops in because of the local cops trying to illegal break into his car. 9/11 radioed the cops outside the apartment and did not seem to happy about what my frined did and they took a drug dog around the car, when the dog smelled the pot the cops broke out all the side windows of the car and searched the car for 2 hours. only to find a small flake of weed.[/quote] Damn! Where do you live?
been there 2 years ago, however it was just my mom and her ex bf. the bf didnt care but the mom was fucken freaked that the police are coming. eventually i did it around her once when she was drunk and she didnt care. since then we have a "its cool but pretend you dont smoke, aka she doesnt want to see me doing it or walking around with red eyes" kind of relationship
So...my friends mom was cool about him smoking and his friends coming over and blazing, then one day his mom decides to tell my mom that I smoke and she lets me smoke over (shes a very heavy drinker) anyway I got fucked and b4 this I could have my hole room smell like weed and all I had to do is lite an incense my mom would think that the smell was from tht...now I get searched whenever iget home
get ready to hear the most fucked up story ever. okay so I'm with some of my homies and there are four of us in total. all being 16 or 17 at the time(two years ago). all four of us were pretty experienced tokers at the time. there was this 25 year old from NY who moved out to cali and had no place to live. being nice as fuck, we let him move in. this guy was one of those overly clingy motherfuckers who are just annoying as could be. he confronted me saying he wanted to try bud for the first time. so me and my friends were chill and smoked this guy out a couple times.. MONTHS later the guy still tokes and loves it. he calls me up and starts acting all serious and I'm like WTF is going on. he says..."i told your parents you and your friends smoked me out. i told them exactly who was there and that you guys smoke all the time. they said they're gonna tell all their parents too." pissed as ever i dip out and go pick up my friends and tell them. all of us were trippin HARDCORE. i come home and see my piece, clear eyes, and lighter on the table with both my parents sitting there. all four of us got grounded for the whole summer. that 25 year old had nothing happen to him.. that little bitch.
[quote name='"ProphetofGanja"'] It hurts my heart and soul that parents can be so misguided that they'd resort to kicking their children out. I've been caught. The first time was by the police. Long story short, my parents knew without a doubt that I smoked, and I had some (non weed-related) charges against me (including a felony). They were really mad. The cops stopped by my house and said "oh just so you know we're arresting your son" before taking me to jail. My dad was so mad I thought he might deck me, and he said if I ever got caught again I couldn't live there anymore. Also man, I have ADD and am on medication for it. I don't like taking it by itself though. I enjoy being high because its awesome, but also I feel more "right" when I'm high. I feel like I can focus. I can function. I need to be high to get things done, honestly. I can get a similar effect by taking my ritalin but it also makes me jittery, and it keeps me from eating a lot of the time. If I could I would just use weed, but thats not an option right now. Don't let life get you down. You don't need a girlfriend. A gf should be someone you want, not something you need. If you meet someone you enjoy being with see where it takes you, but don't feel bad just because you're single. Find real friends. Its really not hard. Make your "friends" step up and act like real ones or ditch them. It may hurt but then you'll find people who are actually cool. And lowkey, I don't want to go into much detail but I come from a kindof broken home too. Don't let it get you down. It got me down for a while. We are influenced by our pasts but we are not slaves to them. You have your whole life ahead of you, and you can do whatever you want with it. I always try to remember something I heard one time, It changed my life: There is no way to happiness; Happiness is the way Its been over a year since then and things are much much better. They'll get better for you too bro. Til then I will think of you and the other blades suffering when I smoke. I am high for you.[/quote] You are a Wise stoner
Well, im guna tell it from the tippy top... Before school i sparked up a j with a friend. Pretty gud. I still had a dub so was saving it for later. I went to school and it was the second to last period and im sitting there...learning XP.. And a security guard walks in. Im thinkin in my head "oh shit, not me please" and he calls my name. "fuck"!! Im thinking of every possible scenario. So im taken to the discipline office nd this guy i gave a bowl to was there.. I found out he snitched on me to get less penalty. So they searched my locker and found a dub and a roller.. I had papers on me, which i stuck under thee chair i was sitting at(in the discipline office) and they never found them.. Well, i got 10 day suspension, parents fucking flipped dick. Well, w.e.
My mom found my weed bag today... it had my pipe, eye drops, screens, a comtainer, my socket, and myl ighters. She didn't flip out or kick me out like I thought she would which was good, but she did accuse me of selling my missing jazz shoes for weed money. She also insinuated I was being an irresponsible mother. I explained to her that I only smoke when my kid's asleep and that I still get everything I need to get done, done. I also made her realize that since I started smoking again we have been getting along better and my temper is better too. I told her that I've been able to focus on my work more since I started smoking again so she said "you've been doing your work more since youstarted? What do you have ADD or something" so I was like "I might...". After all of that the only argument she could hold onto was "its illegal". Which is the most bullshit argument. I told her alcohol used to be illegal to and that I honestly saw nothing wrong with weed. Out of respect for her and her house I told her this "I will stop smoking while I'm still living here, but I'm not going to stop for good to be honest. Once I move out I will do it when I can and if I want because there's nothing wrong with it." I was going to have to stop smoking for my dental assisting course anyways, but that wasn't going to be for a while so this kind of sucks, but I can't really complain because I mean she doesn't have to let me live at home anymore... she's being nice and letting me stay here so I can afford to go to school. But it still sucks.
I just got caught too.... My dad just randomly popped the question saying "Do you smoke cigarettes" and Im like 'no', then he says"what about joints?" I say yeah on occasion, and hes just like "Well, your brother has probably already told you how we feel about it, we just don't want it to take over your life" (They didnt really LET my brother smoke, but they didn't really care as long as it wasn't during school).. My parents are ex-stoners too so that made them go easier on me. I didn't get punished, and about 10 minutes after I was confronted my dad just said a couple things to me in a casual conversation about it. He basically said that it's almost as bad as smoking, and my reply was that you don't smoke cigarettes once a week/ 2 weeks (he agreed lol), then he said that it's illegal, and I sarcastically acted like I didn't know that and he laughed, then he just said "We don't condone this because it's illegal" basically saying that he has nothing wrong with the herb besides it being illegal.. haha its pretty sweet
Lol so I've been digging all the stories on here, so I decided I should add a story to this melting pot... So a few years ago I was just about to turn 16 and i had a highschool baseball game at about 5 and it was a 90 min drive to this other High school. well my phone had died so I left it in my house charging and I go to my game... I return after having the best game of my high school career with 3 doubles and 4 rbi's (i smoked a few bowls on the way to the game with a fellow teammate). I get home and my parents call me telling me they needed to talk when they got back. Turns out they looked through my phone and found nude pics from 2 girls Annnd found my bud in the safe box I had it in, after it briefly being mentioned in a text to my friend that was already 2 months old when they read it... Shit hit the fan. I told them i only smoked twice, and that both times i had used a reciept to smoke out of (obvious lie but they bought it). I had to throw away my weed a pipe (in case my room would get searched) and get lectured about my poor decision making. 3 hours later and after beig scolded for drug abuse and child pornography I tell my friend I got Caught, we made plans to smoke on the way to the next game the following day. become quite a toker ever since.
Come on , dont be fool , you should never smoke when your parents are in house. If you do that you deserve to get caught
i had to go to Idaho with my mom, no friends could go which meant i would be doing things like fishing all by myself. i figured i would maybe smoke a few bowls while i fished in the beutiful woods. which would be incredible and i promise i will do some day. but unfortunatly while i was unloading my bag my wine bottle bong fell out of my bag with my stash and my mom saw. stupid way to get cought but i could of pulled it off if i were more careful
i had to go to Idaho with my mom, no friends could go which meant i would be doing things like fishing all by myself. i figured i would maybe smoke a few bowls while i fished in the beutiful woods. which would be incredible and i promise i will do some day. but unfortunatly while i was unloading my bag my wine bottle bong fell out of my bag with my stash and my mom sawstupid way to get cought but i could of pulled it off if i were more careful