i'm not gonna color code mine because i'm lazy and you're not worth that effort but
first, pretty sure my intestines are fine. how do you think pregnant people have sex without like pounding their fetus in the head? an 8 inch dick is no where near my vital organs.
second, can't say i've seen a horse dick, but i don't imagine i'd like to. 8 inches on a man doesn't look abnormally large to me, it looks just right.
third, helllo can you read? it's all about the hands and the height. no whistles required.
fourth, no. do you? and why the fuck do we all have to be average? I DONT LIKE AVERAGE. not average people, or places, or weed, or dicks. so if my vagina is not average, well it wouldn't suprise me. as long as there's still someone out there with an 8 inch dick that wants to fuck me, i'm still a happy camper.
The whole intestines part was a joke, obviously. You're taking it too seriously.
I've seen quite a few horse dicks in my life time, mainly when the horses are getting it on. Saw a goat dick once too, shits creepy. 8" is not abnormally large, but abnormally rare. Again, you might have forgotten, this argument is about YOU making it a deal breaker if a guy is below 8" which is the most idiotic thing I've heard. It's like a guy saying we will not date a girl unless her tits are Triple D boobs.
That's my whole point, everything else is a joke if you haven't caught on.
Hands and height really have nothing to do with it. At all.
Its okay, you have a huge vagina, no big deal.