Well it happened. And it wasn't a healthy shit at the time, rather a mixture of little nuts and corn swimming in the liquid shit I have made. Not a 9" hard-on titanic, but rather a smoothie coming out of the machine at 7/11. Anyways my girlfriend was at time was washing her hands finishing the use of her bathroom time, while me of course couldn't wait to take the dump. But I dared her to suck my cock, and of course she wouldn't have done it the first try of persuasion. But I eventually did persuade her to do it. I told her I just want this epic story to tell, this is only a once in a lifetime, and you only live the same life once. "If it smells bad, I'll hold your nose so you cant smell it. And it's a win win simply because you gag on my cock much better, and you have no to little sense of what it's disgusting smell, smells like. But I guarantee you, you only have to do it as long as you want to do it." And you know when you think you're done taking a shit, and you continue to sit on the toilet to see if more come out or just chill for a bit(b/c I like chilling on the toilet for a bit just for the fuck of it) while that's when I literally took a shit. This is known as a lumpkin. Questions for you guys: -Have you guys have ever experience this lumpkin? -Will you consider it for the future? -If you had one before how was it?
I nailed a chick while takin a dump. She was a freak I said no but she just wouldn't take no for an answer so she just took a seat and worked it. I'm not gona lie it was uncomfortable cuz I was fartin n makin shit noises it was embarrasing but I figure it's a good story. I couldn't finish
Congrats on the blumpkin. I would never try that, it just sseems nasty to me. I dont even like to open my mouth while taking a shit much less get my dick sucked. What if you dropped a turd and some water splashed her chin?
nasty hahaha, not 2 mention that the shit fumes vent between your legs so that musta smelt horrible i don't like 2 open my mouth when someone farts let alone open it above rising crap fumes
Blumpkin Does anyone know where I can find a good clip of this from Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay?
What the hell man... what the hell - you could have just lied about this epic tale. Besides, I couldn't speak for any other woman, but I would not feel remotely proud of myself (let alone, want to tell people) about giving head while he was on the toilet taking a dump.. #palmface
I'm sexually exploritive buuut... I don't know if I would give a Blumpkin hahah. However, I won't say never, becuase you never know lol.