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Cock sucked whilst taking a shit

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  • Jun 29 2010 10:44 AM
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Posted 29 June 2010 - 10:44 AM

Well it happened. And it wasn't a healthy shit at the time, rather a mixture of little nuts and corn swimming in the liquid shit I have made. Not a 9" hard-on titanic, but rather a smoothie coming out of the machine at 7/11.

Anyways my girlfriend was at time was washing her hands finishing the use of her bathroom time, while me of course couldn't wait to take the dump. But I dared her to suck my cock, and of course she wouldn't have done it the first try of persuasion. But I eventually did persuade her to do it.

I told her I just want this epic story to tell, this is only a once in a lifetime, and you only live the same life once. "If it smells bad, I'll hold your nose so you cant smell it. And it's a win win simply because you gag on my cock much better, and you have no to little sense of what it's disgusting smell, smells like. But I guarantee you, you only have to do it as long as you want to do it."

And you know when you think you're done taking a shit, and you continue to sit on the toilet to see if more come out or just chill for a bit(b/c I like chilling on the toilet for a bit just for the fuck of it) while that's when I literally took a shit.

This is known as a lumpkin.

Questions for you guys:
-Have you guys have ever experience this lumpkin?
-Will you consider it for the future?
-If you had one before how was it?

Edited by teh_biscuit, 29 June 2010 - 11:03 AM.

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Posted 29 June 2010 - 10:48 AM

all u needed was to be smoking while all this was happening
or already be highhhhhhh

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Posted 29 June 2010 - 10:54 AM

I've never gotten head while shitting, but I've peed on a girl before.

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Posted 29 June 2010 - 11:29 AM

If you had a blunt in your mouth at the time, you'd be my hero.

I think its BLUMPKIN

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Posted 29 June 2010 - 12:21 PM

I nailed a chick while takin a dump. She was a freak I said no but she just wouldn't take no for an answer so she just took a seat and worked it. I'm not gona lie it was uncomfortable cuz I was fartin n makin shit noises it was embarrasing but I figure it's a good story. I couldn't finish :hide:

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Posted 29 June 2010 - 12:22 PM

I'd be too afraid I'd piss in her mouth. Unless she liked that...

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Posted 29 June 2010 - 12:26 PM

yeah its called a blumpkin

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Posted 29 June 2010 - 12:33 PM

yes, a blumpkin.

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Posted 29 June 2010 - 12:35 PM

yes, a blumpkin.



lol at tryna push the shit out while she slobbn ya meat and you piss in her mouth. lol

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Posted 29 June 2010 - 03:31 PM

Congrats on the blumpkin. I would never try that, it just sseems nasty to me. I dont even like to open my mouth while taking a shit much less get my dick sucked. What if you dropped a turd and some water splashed her chin?
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Posted 29 June 2010 - 03:44 PM

Congrats on the blumpkin. I would never try that, it just sseems nasty to me. I dont even like to open my mouth while taking a shit much less get my dick sucked. What if you dropped a turd and some water splashed her chin?



nasty hahaha, not 2 mention that the shit fumes vent between your legs so that musta smelt horrible i don't like 2 open my mouth when someone farts let alone open it above rising crap fumes :smoke:

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Posted 29 June 2010 - 04:33 PM

People that crap tend to pee too. You didn't piss in her mouth did you?

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Posted 29 June 2010 - 04:39 PM

Blumpkin
Does anyone know where I can find a good clip of this from Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay? :)

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Posted 29 June 2010 - 04:40 PM

What the hell man... what the hell - you could have just lied about this epic tale.

Besides, I couldn't speak for any other woman, but I would not feel remotely proud of myself (let alone, want to tell people) about giving head while he was on the toilet taking a dump.. #palmface

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Posted 29 June 2010 - 04:42 PM

I'm sexually exploritive buuut... I don't know if I would give a Blumpkin hahah.

However, I won't say never, becuase you never know lol.

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Posted 29 June 2010 - 04:54 PM

Now you have to eat her out while she's taking a nasty dump. It's only fair.

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Posted 29 June 2010 - 05:02 PM

I like taking my dumps in peace, thank you.

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Posted 29 June 2010 - 05:03 PM

Now you have to eat her out while she's taking a nasty dump. It's only fair.


:D:hello: I can NOT stop laughing.

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Posted 29 June 2010 - 05:23 PM

Now you have to eat her out while she's taking a nasty dump. It's only fair.


hahaha, hardly possible

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Posted 29 June 2010 - 05:36 PM

what the fuck is up with the description in the first paragraph:hide:




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