High times with Joe :)

SwD · Nov 23, 2012

ilike2gethigh said:

okay im only 18 so itll be pretty hard to compare to everyone else on this site but you were all my age once so imma tell you all the best time i have ever had in my life..
okay so i was 16 and my friend nickname "sid" because he looks like sid the sloth off of ice age where chillin at our neighborhood park tryna think of something to do tonight. when he says his mom was just prescribed a bottle of 40 10mg hydro's. now you dont know how happy i was bc ive only done hydro once at this time and i took 50mg's that time! also sids parents are the owners of 3 bars! so i ask my mom to stay the night she says yes of coarse bc she thinks ive changed my ways since i got expelled from schoo. when i get there its like 8pm and his parents leave to go manage the bars at like 930. soo he sneakes into his parents room get his moms bottle of hydro's and takes 10 of them! that crazy sloth looking bastard took 1/4 of the damn bottle lol. so his parents leave and its only me sid and his 11 year old sister. it sucked shit having her there but she pretty much minded her own business. so right before we start poppin them hydro's we go snooping for so more pills like some dxm or more hydro or something else yk.. you all remember when you started doin hardcore drugs you want to see if there is anymore shit yk.. so we start snooping looking through drawers and cabinets when i stumble across a bunch of prescription bottles i start reading them ...amoxacilon, ibuprofen 800, then the god of all pills i found a bottle of Oxycontin 80's! i didnt live in the best neighborhood at the time but i was really into my physical fitness and everything so i didnt really mess with drugs that much but living where i did i knew what oxy's where. the bottle had 4 left in it. so i asked sid if we could take 2 of them atleast. and to no surprise he said umm.. we have 2 fine ass girls coming over of fucking coarse we're taking 2 of em.. so by then it was about 10:15ish. his little sisters asleep by then and the girls were suppose to be there at 12 so we turn on the ps3 and start playing a little modern warfare. after about a half hour its like 11. and im soooo damn ready to see what its like to get supper fucked up so i persuade sid to take the pills and drink a couple shots of this 35 year old whiskey he's been hiding from his parents so we could get drunk we took 50mg's of the hydro each and broke the 2 oxy's in half crushed the hoes up and we both snorted half of one pill each being only 16 and weighing about 135 im sure you all can imagine how high i was. after about 5 minutes after we took the hydro and snorted 20mg's of the oxy he got the whiskey. we took 2 shots of the 80 proof old ass alcohol. then sat down and started to play m.o.d. again... it hit me like a wave of pure euphoria! it was like god sent an angel down to earth to make me feel like i fucked an angel! i felt like nothing ive ever felt like since. after about 30 minutes or so the girls text us and say there out back! sadly i was still a virgin at the time... ik lammee nut i was. we are soo damn fucked up that we even forgot about them! so when we read the text we stumle down the stairs and let the 2 absolutely too gorgeous girls into the house. to this day i still dont know how we got them to fuck us.. either it was bc they were insecure or bc of the oxy, weed , and alcohol we promised, or bc we had a shit load of money from selling the mj that i grew in my room and had cured 3 weeks earlier im not sure. but we let them in told them what we had already done they were shocked to hear about me... turned on the girl that was there for me lol js..but sid had a pool table up stairs next to the ps3 that we crushed the oxy on. we had the heaven of drugs placed in sections on the table it looked almost like a store lol. we had like 7-10 of my home grown blunts rolled up in the left, the whiskley and vodka in the center, and the crushed up other 80mg's of oxy in the right! they were stunned, then they said where should we start?...have you guys already done somee?? lol we tell em what we've already done and they're like weelll we brought something that you guys might enjoy too and they were damn right... my girl pulls out about 5 focalin 40's.. fpr those that dont know its like adderal but time 2 ! she crushes them up and there is juist a hugee pile of speed in front of us! out of nowhere.. and out of nervousness and pure not giving a fuck what happens after( since i was a virgin) i ask the girl that was there for me if im gonna finally get to have sex! lol normally i would never just straight up ask but i was just fuckedd upp guys. you know what she said? she said well i didnt come over hear just to watch my friend and her boyfriend have sex so yess were fucking and fucking hardd yeah guys i had a guaranteed fuck while high and a virgin! so i say okay babe imma tell you the order or this god buffet that you wanna take. the 2 girls then rail the 40mg's of oxy each then no more than 15 seconds later i make em take 2 shots of vodka, then i tell em we haven't smoked none of my home grown so we each take a personal blunt out back and get into the play house sid has in his back yard. know this play house was the shit guys, like when we were younger it was our army base that we played in and everything. it was a completely sealed off tree house that his dad "former army ranger" had built for him when we were like 8. it was the perfect hot boxing place ever possible other than a 4X4 closet! it had 1 window that would shut and lock with that sealent shit that contains heat, and the entrance was a short 4 foot ladder from the bottom that had that sealant shit too. we locked all of the possible O2 escapes and struck our blunts...by then i was soo fucked up i was almost lost. like i barely knew what life and the world was! we blazed for about 3 minutes on our 2g blunts when both my girl and his girl started frontin on me and sid! i was goin crazy inside lmao yk all know what im talkin about guys when you had your first fo sure fuck well my girl... (i wasnt payin too much attention on sid and his girl) takes off her top also let me tell you that sid is 17 a year older than me and so are both the girls! this girl had those perfect tits that just make you go from a soft 3-4 to a hard 7ish in like 3 seconds! bc the site prolly wouldnt like me going into detail i get to like 2nd to 3rd base... idk how the bases go but just imagine welll after our personal blunts are over and personal somthing elses are over.. we head inside. upstairs the girls take i think like 2 more shots each and me and sid mach them! by know im sure you all are wondering how me and sid are still conscious/ alive..welll before this i had stayed at sids house a million times and gotten drunk that my tolerance to alcohol was that of a 45 year old alcoholic!.. yes ik imma die of liver failure at 30 but idc ive had a great life .. back to story im starting to just get fucked up like never b4. out of the i dont give a fuck mood we light 2 blunts up next to the window(with a fan blowing towards the window) , me sharing with my girl (Savannah) sid sharing with his girl (Courtney). Savannah still has not shirt or bra on and is in only bootie shorts! she was alllll over me, being a virgin i blanked everything else out. the only thing i could focus on was the intimate / weed smoking me and this girl were doing! after we got done with our blunt Savannah grabbed my hand and took me into sids parents room!( on everything i was tripping ballsss! after the hydro, oxy, alcohol, weed!) .. imma just say aftwer 2 hours! and alotttt of og's later me and savannah get done we walk out and see courtney passed out bare ass naked (sexy and tan as fuck) on the pool table with sid bare ass naked ( somthing i could have gone without seeing lol) on top of her! im soo fucking hazing in and out of the most euphoric consciousness to unconsciousness. i go over to my fucked up friend with a towel.. i thought lol really a blanket and wake him up. the girl wakes up too and her and savannah start talking while me and sid talk. its like around 3 am and his parents get home at like 5ish. so we talk to our girls and give em hugs and kissses( make out and fuck for like 15 more minutes lmfao!) and walk em home.. we get home at like 4 am were just so god damn fucking tripping ass that it was and still is the highest most euphoric i have and ever will be.. whith out smooking like crack or shooting heroin. (no offence to any one that does do any hard hard core drugs). we get upstairs and after like 5 minutes of rambeling on and on about our high fuck session with each other we look at the pool table! there is 2 bottles of alcohol there with like 1/4 left in each. like a good 20mg's of good oxy left a couple blunts and then out of i swear to everyone on this site no where sid pulls out 1/4 an oz of shrooms! like wtf?!?! sooo of coarse we snort the rest of the oxy drink alitttle more of the alcohol (dont wanna throw up), get 1 blunt each with a split blunt in the middle of the 2 window were smoking out of and light the fuck up! he takes 1/8 of the shroomsand i take 1/8 of the shrooms and then were fucdking tripping like a handicap on a boulder filled road!!!! we smoked our blunts while thinking the dog barking out back in his neighbors yard is a pack of wild wolfs, and split the last blunt of the mj that i grew i definitely think all the weed i gave up that night instead of selling was worth it.. by then its 5am and idk how but were still alive lol but we both know his parents could be home any minute! wa keeep the fan blowing towards all of the 4 open windows on the up stairs back side of his house and are spraying the Fe breeze damn near ever 5 seconds lol. by the time its like 515 am we decide its okay to just clean up and chill and chitchat.. we put away the 3 fans and Fe breeze, fan off all the powder residue on the pool table/ dry up the spots of alcohol, lol and sit down in the, ( i swear to god like 10 bean bag chairs), and get M.O.D. hooked up and on a game.. from there on, ( still tripping like HELLLLLL!!! we talk about what happened tonight and give ourselves home aid needle and pen ink tattoos! we boht to this day have the date of that night tattooed on our ass's lmao!.....well guys ik it waws like a 30 minute read but i think it was worth it any reply is appreciated -CJ, indy
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Entertaining read, lol.

hiwhatsup · Nov 23, 2012

That wall of text is definately worth the read. Dangerous as fuck bout sounds amazing!!!!

nosrac95 · Jan 4, 2013

I've been reading this thread since Day 1 and reading it now makes me have nostalgia. Whenever I was sad Joe's retarded ass stories made me laugh so thank you Joe. You better make that movie because I'll pay money to see it

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